I don't mind cleaning, but when the OCD kicks in, you better hope you don't get in my way. I've thrown things at people because they were in the way while I was cleaning something. Slightly counterproductive to throw something that you just cleaned up, but it works.
I also love to cook. I usually only make simple stuff, but I've got a bookshelf full of cook books, and I can make just about anything from there if I have the stuff.
And Fpod, that can't be a good thing. Although I guess you can get by on potatoes. That's what I grew up on...