How do you like Men's penis to be?

Well... How?

Those are some pretty weirdly shaped penises.

^ is all i have to say but mine is slightly curved

Wtf? Is this a legitimate question?

Lol indented?

Very clever. Hahaha.

I'm a dude. What does that tell you?

TEGUMI LIKE TWISTED PENISES BECAUSE OF HOW SHE NEEDS THE EXTRA THICKNESS TO FILL UP THAT HUGE GAPING AZN PUSSY

Mine's slightly curved up and has a slight kink to the left.
But ideally, I'd have a canine penis. Dog penises have a blood-inflated knot at the base that locks them inside the female while they cum, and in the case of humans female anatomy, continually presses against the clitoral tissue and the g-spot. Can you say chained, multiple orgasms?

"We're going straight to the mouth. That fucker who takes a while to get there? He's crazy."



That's right, I like the penises that go straight to the mouth.

Fffuuucccckkkking........ WIN.

*Is thread real or is it just my imagination...*

Nanerpuss penis edition?

*Insert Andy Samberg pic*

This thread is real!

Chod is not up there?

you don't want to know what happens when it gets erect

Well... I'm a guy, but my penis is slightly curved, so I'll vote for that because I can.

i don't like men's penis to be anything?

Waar likes it to be smooth, like Ken's crotch area.