How do you like Men's penis to be?
Which one?
Voting for this poll has ended.
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Waar wrote...
Fiery_penguin_of_doom wrote...
Tsujoi wrote...
You're all freaks with your twisty bendy penises.Technically speaking, someone with a perfectly straight dick is the freak. It's more common for a penis to have even a slight curve.
I can't find any scientific evidence to quote at the moment so you'll just have to take my word for the time being.
he's a dick expert. trust him.
set yourself up for that one fpod.
Yeah, I was too eager to bring up an esoteric nugget of information.
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I don't think i have a preference for a penis, but i voted for curvy because i've never met a man with a straight or indented one...
@ FPOD: i like that you've used the phrase "esoteric nugget".
Totally just made my day.
@ FPOD: i like that you've used the phrase "esoteric nugget".
Totally just made my day.
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Yorozuya wrote...
Lolwut? I don't like any guy's penis so I have no comment for this thread, but I will say one thing. I heard that if a guys penis is curved to the right then great things will happen to that person in later life, but as for guys with penises curved to the left or straight, probably nothing will happen.Btw mine is slightly curved to the right. :)
Are you sure its just that we aren't fapping properly? And why the fuck is there a thread on penises when clearly only guys are here doing the sex talk?
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ZiggyOtaku wrote...
Yorozuya wrote...
Lolwut? I don't like any guy's penis so I have no comment for this thread, but I will say one thing. I heard that if a guys penis is curved to the right then great things will happen to that person in later life, but as for guys with penises curved to the left or straight, probably nothing will happen.Btw mine is slightly curved to the right. :)
You're right, nothing probably will happen to guys who curve to the left, except making girls scream a little more in pleasure.
Leaning left is the right way to lean.
I'm puzzled? Especially in this part-> "except making girls scream a little more in pleasure."
I want an explanation XD
cause mine is leaning left.
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mwong04 wrote...
And why the fuck is there a thread on penises when clearly only guys are here doing the sex talk?Because no girl will tell us how they like a Man's penis to be.
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IF i ever turned into a women somehow, I would go back in time and have sex with myself and my straight shaped penis.
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GameON wrote...
IF i ever turned into a women somehow, I would go back in time and have sex with myself and my straight shaped penis.Don't we all?
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Waar
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Zak wrote...
I'm a man and I like my penises to be feeling good... ~__~ when i place them into my mouthfixed... I had to.
I hope you can take a joke.
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Well, curved ones can reach spots straight ones don't. XD Never saw dented ones before. '.'
Curved it is then.
Curved it is then.
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Haburi-Chan wrote...
Well, curved ones can reach spots straight ones don't. XD Never saw dented ones before. '.'Curved it is then.
Having a girl's opinion is always a good ice breaker. :o
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Stenny wrote...
I don't think i have a preference for a penis, but i voted for curvy because i've never met a man with a straight or indented one...@ FPOD: i like that you've used the phrase "esoteric nugget".
Totally just made my day.
Glad I could be of service.
Epraizer Z wrote...
ZiggyOtaku wrote...
Yorozuya wrote...
Lolwut? I don't like any guy's penis so I have no comment for this thread, but I will say one thing. I heard that if a guys penis is curved to the right then great things will happen to that person in later life, but as for guys with penises curved to the left or straight, probably nothing will happen.Btw mine is slightly curved to the right. :)
You're right, nothing probably will happen to guys who curve to the left, except making girls scream a little more in pleasure.
Leaning left is the right way to lean.
I'm puzzled? Especially in this part-> "except making girls scream a little more in pleasure."
I want an explanation XD
cause mine is leaning left.
Men curving to the left tend to hit the G-spot more or at least get closer to the area during missionary position. At least that is the explanation my ex's have told me in the past.
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sv51macross wrote...
Mine's slightly curved up and has a slight kink to the left. But ideally, I'd have a canine penis. Dog penises have a blood-inflated knot at the base that locks them inside the female while they cum, and in the case of humans female anatomy, continually presses against the clitoral tissue and the g-spot. Can you say chained, multiple orgasms?
Lol... you want a dog penis.
Coco-tan wrote...
Spoiler:
You're a horrible person for posting that.
Waar wrote...
Tsujoi wrote...
Waar wrote...
i don't like men's penis to be anything?Waar likes it to be smooth, like Ken's crotch area.
I would prefer my dick be the only one in the universe yes, would you wish otherwise?
I'd prefer that there was at least 1, but no more than 3 dicks in the universe. I get what you're saying, but there's always gonna be some pussy you don't want. If there's another dick and a girl you don't want approaches you, you can say, "I'm booked for the next few years, try another cock."
Fiery_penguin_of_doom wrote...
Yeah, I was too eager to bring up an esoteric nugget of information.Bringing up "esoteric nuggets" of anything make people stand out.
Yorozuya wrote...
Haburi-Chan wrote...
Well, curved ones can reach spots straight ones don't. XD Never saw dented ones before. '.'Curved it is then.
Having a girl's opinion is always a good ice breaker. :o
Moron... women don't have opinions, they have babies.
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This thread is full of lulz.
QFT. No I'm just kidding, I'm not a chauvinist.
Anyway, what I wanted to say was:
Dented penises? Is there a warranty that covers that?
The Jesus wrote...
Moron... women don't have opinions, they have babies. QFT. No I'm just kidding, I'm not a chauvinist.
Anyway, what I wanted to say was:
Dented penises? Is there a warranty that covers that? 
