How do you put an elephant into a fridge?

-Calculus
Differentiate the elephant.
Integrate the fridge.

-Topology
Make the fridge out of Klein bottle.

-Statistics
Someday, all particles made up the elephant will be inside the fridge. That probability is not 0.

-Statistics 2
Take the elephant tale as a sample.

-BASIC
10 set x=r($)=input$(n)
20 set elephant=x
30 set fridge=x+r(x)
40 if elephant<fridge then 50 else 60
50 end
60 print "Error!"
70 cls
80 goto 10

-Copy & Paste
Click the elephant.
Copy.
Click the fridge.
Paste.

-Psychology
Make a big heater.
You get inside.
In your point of view, the whole world, including the elephant, is inside a fridge.

-Psychoanalysis
Dream about an elephant getting inside a fridge.

-Psychoanalysis 2
Get inside a fridge and dream about elephants.

-Police Department
Torture a chicken to get the confession that it is an elephant.
Put the chicken into the fridge.

-Literature
Put 42 inside the fridge.
Since the meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything is inside the fridge, elephant is also inside the fridge.

-Movie
Ask Stephen Spielberg.

-DeathNote
Year XXXX Month XX Day XX Hour XX Minute XX Second XX
Elephant, freeze to death inside a fridge.


-Nietzsche
Elephant is dead.

-Brigade Chief
If she thinks "An elephant can get inside a fridge", the world that happens will be formed. That is because that is how it is.

-Alien
Calculate the volume of the elephant and condense it so it can get inside the fridge.

-Time Traveler
Go back in time when the elephant was a baby.
Summon the baby to the present and put it into the fridge.

-Esper
Trick the elephant that the closed space is a fridge.

-Normal Person
Argue to the Brigade Chief that an elephant cannot get inside a fridge.
But other brigade members try to persuade him and now he is in a mission to put an elephant into a fridge.

-Gilgamesh
Rename Gate of Babylon "fridge."
Add an elephant to his collection.

-Tamaki
Let the elephant break the 8,000,000 yen vase.
Tell the elephant to pay 8,000,000 yen or get inside a fridge.

-Optimus Prime
Eat an elephant and transform into a fridge.

-Russia
In Russia, the fridge gets into the elephant.

-North Korea
They don't have money to afford a fridge.

-The US
Order a third world country with nuclear weapon to put an elephant into a fridge.
If they refuse or fail, go on war.

-Marriage
Let a male elephant and a female fly marry.
Put "Mrs. Elephant" into the fridge.