Slice up elephant, preserve it in fridge, eat later with steak sauce.
Vegetarian Method:
Spoiler:
There is none; they're too pussy to do anything to the elephant, but they have no problem putting other humans into the fridge.
Jigsaw method:
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Put an elephant that is too pussy to go into the fridge into a room that is connected to a fridge. Tell him you want to play a game. Explain to the faggot that the room he is in is like a giant oven, and if he doesn't go into the fridge within 120 seconds, the 3 foot steel door will shut, leaving him inside said oven to burn. Live or die. Make your choice.
MS Paint Method:
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Draw a piece of shit elephant freezing his ass off inside a fridge.
Rocket Propelled Elephant (RPE) Method:
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Self explanatory
Video Game Method:
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Make a game where the final boss battle is having to push a fat sleeping elephant into a fridge.
Leonidas Method:
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Have some douchebag yell out, "This is SPARTA!" as they kick the elephant into a deep whole that leads to an underground fridge.
Troll Method:
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Troll the elephant by making a walking fridge robot that slowly makes its way towards the elephant when it isn't paying attention.
The McGyver Way:
Take 3 threads, a chewing gum and a car and turn it into a cold storage, write "fridge" on the license plate of the car and nail it on the door of the cold storage.