How would you destroy the world?

use a super braincom, inject virus into everyone in the world, then delete all the men, select the best 10000 girls age 12-30 [12 for future years to come or when you feel like having fresh meat], command them to become sex slaves, let some out to rear animals and plants, and have sex happily ever after

Id take away the ability to have sex or fap in any way shape or form while exponentially increasing adrenaline and the sex drive in every living thing.

Then Ill sit back and watch the world die! >*D

-Evil laughs(Think dracula)-

i would tell the moon the earth talks shit about him and when the moon says "fuck this i'm outta here" i would tell the sun the earth has been fucking his girl so the sun will kick the earth's ass into burny deathness.

Steal 4 nukes launch one from the states to Russia. Launch one from China to North Korea. Launch one from India to Pakistan. Launch one from Israel to Iran.

I would create a type of corn that moves like a wave across the world and breathes fire onto the helpless masses.

I'd release a virus that'd make everyone into sex craved loonies, and watch as everything goes to shit faster than the T-virus on steroids. All this going on as I just sit back and relax from my secret space base.

Pleasure and a movie.

Every man would would have two dicks, then ever man would die from jerking to hard, if there are no more dicks on the world the human race will be no more.

Very... Inventive.

Get a big arse comet and make hit the waters. Creating a super-tsunami like this one.

I would clone trillions of cows, after which, i would catch all the methane that they release. Lighting the methane, i would
A) Kill lots of people near the explosion.
B) increase the temperature of the earth, melting the polar caps and flooding the earth
C) The food for the cows will cause world hunger
D) propel the earth slowly, into the sun

If I could, I'd put a mini black hole in the center of the Earth and just watch the fun :)

cause war at every single part of the earth

I would smash the world with my dick. I mean with my lightsaber!

so your saying your dick is the size of the sun/galaxy/universe?

i would start WW3 n when its about to end invade the world with
THE GREAT PEDO-BEAR ARMY

enlarge global warming. It's the possible way now...

just push a button.

-teet

done.