I work with an Otaku

She insist on calling me Dev-san or Devin-san, I don't find it as annoying as being called Dev-kun as she has called me before. But yeah all I ever seem to have conversations about with her is Manga and Anime. Normally I would find someone like this to be my type but then that is factoring in they actually like *RAGE* AMERICAN FOOTBALL! *RAGE* Among other things but no, no *RAGE* AMERICAN FOOTBALL! *RAGE* and the insensible want of hers to have someone add -chan to the end of her name.

It's enough to drive even me up a wall with a shotgun that Shoots Puppies of Doom with Laser vision at Waffles coated with Maple syrup, while monkeys preform Shakespeare, while a otter has a wicked Dueling Guitar solo with a Tiki Torch Wielding Ninja.

I came.

I went into my Random thoughts tract there.

Dev-chan wry so serious?

Its just a wannabe weaboo. Get over it. They repopulate at amazing speeds.

Besides, if they actually watched anime, they wouldn't call people chan and san.

Reason: They sound like dumbasses who forgot they were born in America.

Trust me when I say this, this chick knows more about anime than my friend
Karl(And that is a lot more than I care to explain)

Slap her in the face and tell her "illumi says shut the fuck up, you're not from Japan, you ain't being formal."

That's all I can say.

I casually mentioned a movie to a coworker and it was then I realized we worked with a fangirl. I tell him the name and in the background we hear ZOMG I LUV THA ANIMEH!!! Needless to say it made my coworker not want to watch what I suggested. It also made me not want to watch it again either.

They're annoying. I joke about senpai in the IRC but would never call somebody that in person.

Ziggy is a person with a great sense of reality.

Thats how an otaku should be.

not "I LOVE NARUTO LOLOL"

Theres a problem with that.

I can not hit a woman, sure I may crack he joke but IRL I can not hit a woman.

If the person had a penis then that is another story.

well at least its a girl that calls you that its icky if its a guy ^^

FFFFFOOOOOOTTTTTTTBBBBBBAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

That avatar and yell match so well.

ask another girl to slap her or pay one to slap her. Solves the problem right there. One you get around the whole "I can't hit women" rules and you stop and idiot from talking. We all win.

sleep with her... why am I the first to suggest this?

Your the only one who states the obvious perhaps?

one track mind?

tell her straight up that it annoys you..i would i would be like
"yo can you stop for a minute your annoying the crap out me with
all this -sans and -kuns and -chans...we are not Japanese so no need for it.....damn..theres a limit to everything"
yea i would be upfront about it lol

desprate much?

It's people like that that ruin liking anime for the rest of us. Anime and manga are the shit, but it gets looked down upon by people because we have fucking losers running around telling people how much they love it and calling people -san, -chan, etc. Ah, it pisses me off so much.