I work with an Otaku

noobish asshole is wot i got from reading previous posts.

Seriously, she needs to get laid. Who cares about her no football thing. Most chicks don't watch/care for that kinda stuff anyways.

yea i think that if you are having doubts because of her preferance in sports then you relly are pathetic.

Or gay?

Since you're not into hitting women, just use a giant foam hammer. Whenever the bitch talks to much, pull it out and smack her in the head.

or get fury hand cuffs and a ball gag that works to

I would suggest obtaining Japanese citizenship, as difficult as it may be for now. Then -kun, -san, -chan, and whatnot can be used freely without being called a weeaboo. :D