If God were a woman...
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Naya wrote...
If God were a woman...Why is there any question at all that god is a Woman? You think a guy would have the attention span or desire to create something like the universe with an infinite amount of power at his whim when he could just make some bitches and hoes and an infinite supply of Budlite for an eternal party.
God is definately a woman. Who else would want millions upon millions to worship them every day?
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Waar
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women have to push a watermelon out of their vagina, case and point, this debate is over, now let's have pie and punch.
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oneshott wrote...
Naya wrote...
If God were a woman...Why is there any question at all that god is a Woman? You think a guy would have the attention span or desire to create something like the universe with an infinite amount of power at his whim when he could just make some bitches and hoes and an infinite supply of Budlite for an eternal party.
God is definately a woman. Who else would want millions upon millions to worship them every day?
Guy, a woman would have taken more then a week.
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Ramsus wrote...
God would still fail to exist.
...A bit rude but, although, me not following him counts as evil. But I got reason. At least, now I think I should soften my approach.
Naya wrote...
Naya wrote...
If God were a woman...
Why is there any question at all that god is a Woman? You think a guy would have the attention span or desire to create something like the universe with an infinite amount of power at his whim when he could just make some bitches and hoes and an infinite supply of Budlite for an eternal party.
God is definately a woman. Who else would want millions upon millions to worship them every day?
...Are you a real feminist?
Attention span? Thomas Edison is known to have a broken relationship inventing light bulb.
Infinite amount of power? We'll, desiring that is like greed.
God is definitely male, as the scriptures go.
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Gentlepervert wrote...
God is definitely male, as the scriptures go.And unicorns are poneys with one horn, according to tales.
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Yorozuya wrote...
Saying that god is a woman >_> BLASPHEMY!!!don't care if it's woman or male to me they should be kill.
i'm not letting some being incharge of my destiny abselutly NO......
tell me the place i shall commit those crime (serius)
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Qrast wrote...
Yorozuya wrote...
Saying that god is a woman >_> BLASPHEMY!!!don't care if it's woman or male to me they should be kill.
i'm not letting some being incharge of my destiny abselutly NO......
tell me the place i shall commit those crime (serius)
Well, see you in hell then ^_^
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Gentlepervert wrote...
Qrast wrote...
Yorozuya wrote...
Saying that god is a woman >_> BLASPHEMY!!!don't care if it's woman or male to me they should be kill.
i'm not letting some being incharge of my destiny abselutly NO......
tell me the place i shall commit those crime (serius)
Well, see you in hell then ^_^
ok see you there
drop by at my eternal burn section when you there ok.
i give you a special tour there.
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oneshott wrote...
Naya wrote...
If God were a woman...Why is there any question at all that god is a Woman? You think a guy would have the attention span or desire to create something like the universe with an infinite amount of power at his whim when he could just make some bitches and hoes and an infinite supply of Budlite for an eternal party.
God is definately a woman. Who else would want millions upon millions to worship them every day?
God's a douche bag to us.
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If god was a woman then Freud is right: all our problems can be linked back to mothers (based on the idea of God the Father now God the Mother).
Why is there any question at all that god is a Woman? You think a guy would have the attention span or desire to create something like the universe with an infinite amount of power at his whim when he could just make some bitches and hoes and an infinite supply of Budlite for an eternal party.
God is definately a woman. Who else would want millions upon millions to worship them every day?
Faulty logic. Do you really think a woman would screw up the world this much? I mean if God did make the world he did a half-assed job on it, and since I have never met a woman capable of doing a half-assed job on anything (full-assed or no-assed!) I highly doubt woman made the universe.
oneshott wrote...
Naya wrote...
If God were a woman...Why is there any question at all that god is a Woman? You think a guy would have the attention span or desire to create something like the universe with an infinite amount of power at his whim when he could just make some bitches and hoes and an infinite supply of Budlite for an eternal party.
God is definately a woman. Who else would want millions upon millions to worship them every day?
Faulty logic. Do you really think a woman would screw up the world this much? I mean if God did make the world he did a half-assed job on it, and since I have never met a woman capable of doing a half-assed job on anything (full-assed or no-assed!) I highly doubt woman made the universe.
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If god was a woman, I'd fuck god.
If god was omnipotent, I'd fuck god.
If god had no gender, open her mouth and fuck her.
Yay, blasphemy. Shoot me down into the lava pits.
If god was omnipotent, I'd fuck god.
If god had no gender, open her mouth and fuck her.
Yay, blasphemy. Shoot me down into the lava pits.
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illumi wrote...
If god was a woman, I'd fuck god.If god was omnipotent, I'd fuck god.
If god had no gender, open her mouth and fuck her.
Yay, blasphemy. Shoot me down into the lava pits.
Will do... I just need you to PM me your address and I'll be all set.
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illumi wrote...
If god was a woman, I'd fuck god.If god was omnipotent, I'd fuck god.
If god had no gender, open her mouth and fuck her.
Yay, blasphemy. Shoot me down into the lava pits.
What about the ass?
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illumi wrote...
If god was a woman, I'd fuck god.If god was omnipotent, I'd fuck god.
If god had no gender, open her mouth and fuck her.
Yay, blasphemy. Shoot me down into the lava pits.
I agree on all points