If God were a woman...
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gawakami wrote...
if god said that he/she made us in his/her image then god is genderless? or else we will get male-looking women, I know there are some but not all....God is male otherwise how the fuck would he be able to impregnate Mary?
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Before more serious people start getting sand in their vagina, may I remind you peeps that this thread is about a simple IF situation.
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Rbz wrote...
Before more serious people start getting sand in their vagina, may I remind you peeps that this thread is about a simple IF situation.I wasn't trying to be serious I'm still doing this for the lulz.
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Yorozuya wrote...
God is male otherwise how the fuck would he be able to impregnate Mary?Where do you think the Futa fetish came from?
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tsujoi wrote...
M2991 wrote...
Coco-tan wrote...
No menstraution periods. Men would have them. And pop out the babies, too.
Take that.
Then the men would just be women though.
The men would be hermaphrodites with working girl and boy parts.
Then we COULD have real dickgirls. Problem solved.
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You know what, fuck it.
This thread derailed, then went onto another rail. I'll just sit back and enjoy the ride.
This thread derailed, then went onto another rail. I'll just sit back and enjoy the ride.
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Rbz wrote...
This thread derailed, then went onto another rail. I'll just sit back and enjoy the ride.
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oneshott wrote...
Rbz wrote...
This thread derailed, then went onto another rail. I'll just sit back and enjoy the ride.Spoiler:
I laughed so hard to that. Is it Initial D?
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I wouldn't know, images like that are from my vast knowledge of famous internet images.
Mostly from 4chan
Mostly from 4chan
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Yorozuya wrote...
gawakami wrote...
if god said that he/she made us in his/her image then god is genderless? or else we will get male-looking women, I know there are some but not all....God is male otherwise how the fuck would he be able to impregnate Mary?
i thougth god is equal to all being but why only mary not rose or me?
or god just want some loli girl? or loli boy? dunno....
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Kuroneko1/2 wrote...
oneshott wrote...
Rbz wrote...
This thread derailed, then went onto another rail. I'll just sit back and enjoy the ride.Spoiler:
I laughed so hard to that. Is it Initial D?
...I second your lulz, I'm just controlling it.
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Well, I hate homo jokes myself, but just to be on topic.
If God is a woman, women will have dick to do the banging.
If God is a woman, women will have dick to do the banging.
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Aud1o Blood wrote...
oneshott wrote...
Naya wrote...
If God were a woman...Why is there any question at all that god is a Woman? You think a guy would have the attention span or desire to create something like the universe with an infinite amount of power at his whim when he could just make some bitches and hoes and an infinite supply of Budlite for an eternal party.
God is definately a woman. Who else would want millions upon millions to worship them every day?
Guy, a woman would have taken more then a week.
Not to mention she'd pretty much just bleed all over everything.
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Qrast wrote...
Yorozuya wrote...
gawakami wrote...
if god said that he/she made us in his/her image then god is genderless? or else we will get male-looking women, I know there are some but not all....God is male otherwise how the fuck would he be able to impregnate Mary?
i thougth god is equal to all being but why only mary not rose or me?
or god just want some loli girl? or loli boy? dunno....
I'm not totally sure why he chose Mary but he did and I don't know who rose is and obviously it wouldn't be you since you weren't even born around that time period and what does loli have to do with anything?
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Things would be different if God were a women I tell ya! It'd be called WOMANkind and men wouldn't of be allowed to vote until the 1920s.
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Waar wrote...
men would ejaculate money.Ouch! i mean if men can ejaculate money that would be awesome? but seriosly that would really hurt...