If You Could...

If you could say something, anything, to your 13 year old self, what would it be?

Good job getting laid. I'm proud of you.

Or: Work harder, dumb ass. Then you might be able to make the football team.

"Having friends is overrated. Instead, in your free time, work out and come up with good story ideas. Don't just throw shit together. You have to plan to make your writing good."

you should've passed that stupid exam

you're 13 years old already, don't cry you wuss!!!!

It's all downhill from here, have fun~

Oh, and if people talk to you, it's because they want something from you...there really never is any other reason.

Don't be a pussy, go have sex with that girl who's checking you out in class and the next time some guy comes up to you acting like a punk beat the shit out of him.

"Save money, there are figurines and plamos that I wanted to get. You/I won't regret it."

From this point your life gonna be harder, but don't afraid just take it easy and don't be a lazy bum cause you're gonna have more trouble later.

If only...I can really say that to 13yr old me...

"hey, i'm your future self. i'm gonna inform you that the girl you loved like crazy haets you, so you better stop all this shit. ah, i'm telling you doesn't mean i'm trying to help you or whatever, i just wanna see how will it affect me if you gave up..."

and so i want to create a mini-paradox....

i will tell him about this website and about sex

Don't be a pussy and ask her out you fucking moron! Also take care of the bully. He is a pussy with no self defense skills!

Join the Fakku when you reach the 18

Studying a bit harder and don't let Senioritis affect you so badly. :P

Stop being a stalker and grow up. You can get lots of chicks if you didn't stalk them.

Stay in School, Go to College and Party Hearty!

Grab your little brother and just run away already.

Stop cutting school you dumb piece of shit.

It'd play out like this

"Hey! mini me"

"Uh, wait, who are you and what the hell do you want?"

'Who I am isn't important, as I don't want the space time continuum to cave in on itself. I'm here to give you advice. First, you'll meet a dark haired girl when your 15. You'll think about it but, don't date her. It's about as smart as shaving with a belt sander. Go with the nerdy blond girl who likes star trek after you even out your anger issues. I know hormones and shit are strong and you feel like a bomb about to explode but, if you manage that. You'll score yourself a nice girlfriend who won't play you for a fool. Also, when you graduate head straight to college. Go with political science. Don't put it off because you'll just fuck everything up. In 2006, join a website called 'Fakku' and name yourself Fiery_penguin_of_Doom

Oh I almost forgot, put this on"

*hands lil FPoD a helmet*

"Whats this for?"

"life is going to suck so put this on and keep your head down."

I'd be all, "Don't worry lil' B, your boobs get way huge in 10th grade!"