If You Could...

Seems none of you guys learned a thing in Doraemon.
You'll fuck things up if you mess with the past. Specially your past self. Seriously, don't do it.

Not really, being if you change the past.. was there ever really an alternate future?


"Call your brother, and do whatever you can to keep him from going on vacation... before it's too late."

"Fucking dumbshit"

"stop playing dumb and pay the fuck attention already, If you dont pick up our attitude NAO , ill come back and beat you with a toothbrush"

I would tell my 13 yr old self " Regret nothing"

Something along the lines of

"Ahh....shit...damnit, I cannot for the life of me remember what I said to myself that I was supposed to say to you the last time I saw me telling me to tell you this going down the line.

Well, not important. High school isn't going to be fun. Don't try to sneak into the girl's locker room, pantsu are not erotic and never will be. Haruhi is god, but don't let that stop you from acting like her. You'll know her when it airs. Be aware everyone will compare you to her for a few weeks; don't take offense, it just means they love you. You will have a harem that you will not notice when you are 17; by the time you do, it will be too late.

Oh, and data entry fucking sucks."

"Your trying to hard to be someone your not. While you still can, relax around people. dont be shy to show your feelings, or to act the way you want to act. I promise you, I tried hiding what I really wanted from teh world... and this is what it made me...

...also, Watch out for Kid and Rene. You'll know who im talking about when you see them. Rene is crazy and Kid always gets pissed off, but you'll get past it and be friends again, if not a little awkwardly.

...oh, and practice your writing. I could be better...

...ah, and one more thing, dont be shy around ****** or the three midgets you'll met in high school. If you keep in shape (keep up with the ti-bo) then you'll be able to date at least one of them, I'm pretty sure all three were good candidates, if you present yourself better than your brother...

...Gah, sorry, but I just thought of this: seriously, keep working out. You almost lose your fat when your 14 but your an idiot and gain it back.

okay, thats all. really. Bye!"

my 13 year old self: *blink blink*

thanks!

"Forget about that girl you absolutely like, she'll crush your heart later on. It's not worth it. Oh and your high school swimming career will be the best moment you'll get out of high school."

Well I would keep it simple to not fuck to much up.

"When she asks just say no"
I would probably say "what?"
Then I would say "when the time comes you'll fucking know trust me don't second guess it just say NO!"

"Try asking girls out. If you do, I'll give you some Hentai from the future."

"GIMME YOUR LUNCH MONEY YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT"

Seconded, and Awesome~~~

Save your money don't spend it
eventually you gonna need it
And don't hold back if you want to say something
say it
if someone try to bullied you don't run away
Stand up Strong and Firm
don't fight back just stand up
firm and strong

Exercise,lose wieght and for the love of god try harder to get laid.

Haha, that might just be the funniest thing you've said yet.

stop showing off you dumbass. act and think with a clear head, and dont try to impress anyone. you are who you are, and its perfectly normal for you to act normal. bulk up and be a leader, not a follower.

and bonnys a bitch, dont go out with her.

"don't go out with the girl who sits behind you in 11th grade, she's a demon, just wait for your 12th grade, you'll find better choices, seriously"

"and.."

"there will be a great site named fakku in the future, take a look"

hey kiddo, in a year or so dad is going to buy you a nintendo 64. you need to stop him and ask for a playstation and a gameboy instead. trust me on this.

"Yo, one more year you'll meet a girl who's close to perfect...Dont ever! Ever let her go you bastard!...If you do ill fucking kill you...and be more serious about your studies, and your hobbies! play more basketball! Dont spend so much time playing on your computer!...you useless piece of shit..."