im at a lose for wat to do can you help

my dad just told me he got me 2 "escorts" or otherwise known as hoes. i dont noe if i should go through with this because they will prob eat me alive and talk about it with my dad seeing as how he is there driving school teacher please help i am being dead serious to.

Isn't "eat me alive" a good thing?

Dude, do it. Never turn down free bitches.

If it's free, go for it... watch out for diseases though, that shit can come back at yah!

he has not brought them home yet cause i live wit my mom alil ways away he told me next time im in he'll call them and they will come and take me back to there place were the stuff happens but im debating it because its onna be my first time

Oh, in that case:
Perform the action, bundle of sticks.

Do it,faggot. Lose your virginity if you so desire. Don't say no just because "it's my first time, I'm scared guys".

Shoot, your dad obviously cares about your virginity being lost. Do it for him.

His situation is a trap.

Mmmm, delicious hot traps.

On a serious note, I find his story to be quite lame. I don't see why he is scared. Like the above quote says; "Do it faggot!"
If you want visual aid, I have provided it.

Get condoms and go to town on those bitches

Srsly

well as a fellow man to man.........do it. unless you feel a confelt with your personal beliefs by all means go for it. I would do it myself but my belifs. hell even your perants are cool with it. yes do it don't pass it up.
but its your call
I wish you luck bro
you lucky son of a gun

I can understand your point of view. I too desire the loss of my virginity to be 'special' and it seems that the two escorts would provide nothing more meaningful that what could be described as animal rutting. If you weren't a virgin then I'd enthusiastically call you a fag for even thinking about it, but given listed circumstances I would say if you aren't absolutely sure don't do it.


Now, on a humorous note, did her just say 'escorts'? Did her specifically imply human prostitutes? Because as he's a driving instructor, maybe he meant Ford Escorts?*

*mentioned because the Cosworth Escort was a damn fukken fast homoglated rally car.

As long as they are clean and you have no personal attachments to your virginity such as saving it for someone special.

As said above

You don't even know what they look like. Yet you're supposed to go over to their place to fuck around.

Yea, that sounds like tons of fun, get stuck somewhere alone with 2 strangers who may or may not have diseases and look fukken ugly. :roll:

If it were me I would probably want to know what they looked like first because "ugly = bad" and if they are even worth risking my own dick to catching a VD. I also think that it's just weird to have your own dad hook you up with some girls to get laid >_> it would be ok if it was your brother or someone else but your dad? Anyways it's your own choice so if you feel that you don't want to go through with it then it's all good you don't need to feel so peer pressured or w/e.

lol thats y u dont go for booty calls, so yeah i would rather wait to get some on my own well unless ur like 30 and if thats so how would ur dad be able to get two girls O_o