im at a lose for wat to do can you help

There is a "trying to tell you something" joke in here somewheres, but I'd need a steam shovel to find it.

Still, your dad brought home a pair of hookers for you?

Wow. I highly doubt I'd be able to get it up while, in the back of my mind, an image of good ol' dad laughing it up was firmly planted.

But...Once more unto the breech?

So, I think it's been long enough that if he isn't screwing them now, he's not going to.

WEAR A CONDOM AND YOU ARE FUCKING SET

GO GET SOME FUCKING PUSSY BRO

Go for it you lucky bastard.

I think this is the first time I've ever agreed with Lollollol12.
Go for it, bro!

Not too many sane people here huh? Uh, I think I would pass if I were you. <.<

Maybe you better pass it if you're not really sure, besides you not really know those 2 girls didn't you? Who knows what surprise waiting for you lol

Personally I think it's better if you chose your own hoes than someone (even your parents) chose for you.

Go for it, if you don't know them it'll be more exciting

I actually came outta the woodworks for this one! Holy crap do it. First time, 2 girls. Hoorah sir....hoorah...

Kindly consult my avatar for advice.

Here's a quick guide for "Help! I'm trapped between two ho's!"
For every answer you score yourself with the corresponding point beside the letter.

1. Are you horny?
(+3) A. Hell Yeah
(+0) B. Nope.

2. Are the girls beautiful?
(+2) A. One of them is
(+4) B. Both
(-12) C. They look like Stallone.

3. Are they horny?
(+4) A. Yes they are. You can just see the juice dripping down their legs.
(+0) B. No. They're frigid ladies even if they're "escorts".
(+2) C. Nope, but I can MAKE them horny.

4. Are you a virgin?
(+4) A. Nope. Ain't my first banging.
(+2) B. Yes, but I'm willing to pop my cherry.
(-9) C. I'm like Bruno, and ich not interezzted in ze ladies.

5. Can you deal with them both?
(+5) A. "I'm Hardcore! I'll take 'em both!!" - Tommy Dreamer
(+2) B. "One at a time, please." - Samuel L. Jackson
(+0) C. "Noooooooooo!!!" - Darth Vader

6. Do you want to get laid?
(+5) A. Hell Yeah
(+2) B. Somewhat hesitant but I'm willing.
(+0) C. Nope

7. Are you sure?
(+2) A. Yes
(+0) B. Um...
(-9) C. No.

Rating:
> 20 : Get your dick ready. Two ladies will want it later.
18-20 : OK, you're willing, just pick one of the girls. Bang the other later.
15-17 : Get some wine and chug 2 glasses. It's like saying to the barber "Surprise me!".
12-15 : Make up your mind whether you want it or not.
< 12 : Get out of the house as soon as you hear them coming.

But if you score more than 12, get some condoms ready. You won't want paternity issues with a ho. ^_^

/\ LOL THAT WAS LIKE SOME SHIT RIGHT OUT OF MYSPACE

Do it if you want, don't do it if you don't want to. This doesn't seem to really be a problem.

I fucking lol'd :lol:

Lol funny survey jmason even though I can't really take that test I'm probably more like my dick is so ready any girl would want it.

Haha, yes, same sentiments. Always keep dicks ready for unloading ^_^

(whoever +repped me, thanks.)

So, looks like he's in the hospital from an acute case of *coughnoballscough*tis

pics of what even i haven't seen the girls yet and i rep you jmason cause that was funny

to OP:

I hate you

signed
~everybody.