im kirby with a gun, ask ME anything.
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Why would i wanna ask you something?
if i were to ask you something, i'll ask "why are you askin us fakker to ask you things that we wanna ask?"
i'm confusing myself now
ok, simply put, is it just me or is jessica alba really hot?
if i were to ask you something, i'll ask "why are you askin us fakker to ask you things that we wanna ask?"
i'm confusing myself now
ok, simply put, is it just me or is jessica alba really hot?
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(>'.')>¿;= wrote...
why would you not? you have nothing to lose and everything to gain.good one
ok here's another question,
if i was your dad posting on the same website Fakku as you, and then someday u found out by accident, how would you react
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Waar
FAKKU Moderator
Ramsus wrote...
What makes you think you have better answers to things than me?Ramsus, he thinks hes better than us; GET HIM!
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Waar wrote...
Ramsus wrote...
What makes you think you have better answers to things than me?Ramsus, he thinks hes better than us; GET HIM!
Let me handle this one.
::puts on a scary wolf mask and jumps at him with nonexistent crazy claws:: GRRR... I'MA GET YOU!!!
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How about you tell us your name, location, credit card numbers, bank account details, and the total worth of your assets? This is srs bsnss. Srsly.
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Waar
FAKKU Moderator
Arren wrote...
How about you tell us your name, location, credit card numbers, bank account details, and the total worth of your assets? This is srs bsnss. Srsly.only 50 posts? you sir are not important!
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which weapon would be better if i got crazy and wanted to kill a person ? a real but small dagger like knife in the kitchen or my wooden katana my uncle from japan bought me...
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Skyler998 wrote...
which weapon would be better if i got crazy and wanted to kill a person ? a real but small dagger like knife in the kitchen or my wooden katana my uncle from japan bought me...Damn, I should open my own "ask me anything" thread. It depends on the type of person and the type of death you want them to experience.
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The Jesus wrote...
Skyler998 wrote...
which weapon would be better if i got crazy and wanted to kill a person ? a real but small dagger like knife in the kitchen or my wooden katana my uncle from japan bought me...Damn, I should open my own "ask me anything" thread. It depends on the type of person and the type of death you want them to experience.
let me define my crazy as in unable to think mind de-ranged, physically tranquilize from pain and fear and only one sheer thought of kill...
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Skyler998 wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
Skyler998 wrote...
which weapon would be better if i got crazy and wanted to kill a person ? a real but small dagger like knife in the kitchen or my wooden katana my uncle from japan bought me...Damn, I should open my own "ask me anything" thread. It depends on the type of person and the type of death you want them to experience.
let me define my crazy as in unable to think mind de-ranged, physically tranquilize from pain and fear and only one sheer thought of kill...
A bokutÅ would be ideal for beating someone to death. Brutalizing a person with a blunt object can prove to be more satisfactory if you just lose you mind and want to beat someone into a fine bloody mess.
I've always believed knives to have a lot more possibilities. If you're in the state of mind to do so, you can torture a person in many, many ways with a knife. Making a lot of shallow cuts will do minimal damage, cause a lot of pain, with the possibility of bleeding to death over an extended, agonizing period of time. Deep cuts would cause more intense pain, but would cause more severe damage and result in a quicker less torturous death. Stabbing the person repeatedly, well that isn't about specifics, but you can make a game out of it by seeing how many times you can stab the person before they die, of course there's other possibilities with stabbing. There's also the option of flaying or skinning the person, which seems to me to be the most interesting. You can do lots of things with a knife: disembowelment, dismemberment, and shit that I forget at the moment.
If you're going to go with the bokutÅ, I have to ask a few things about it:
Are both the wood and the bokutÅ, as a whole, durable enough to beat someone to death without breaking?
Is the hissaki(tip), ha(edge), or monouchi(cutting portion of the edge, 1/3 closest to the hissaki) sharp?
How long have you had it and how have you stored/displayed it?
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this might take a while but im answering every question in chronological order. thats what i get for going missing...
*nate first:
'if i was your dad posting on the same website Fakku as you, and then someday u found out by accident, how would you react?'
i would find it difficult to believe my father would be into this kind of shit, but if that circumstance did indeed happen it might be awkward at first. but different strokes for different folks right? its nothing more then a matter of opinion.
*illumi:
'Whats the meaning of life?'
to one person, the meaning of life is finding something that fulfills your unique desires in the most fitting way possible. be it a partner, an education or something outside of most cultures primary expectations.
as a species, id imagine theyres no higher meaning in our life then to live and die. we've been given the capability to live through millions of years of adaptation and the specific criteria nessecary to support our planet and its variety of life, and we've just taken that for granted. maybe we're capable of something more then destroying what we rely on, but we probably havent reached our potential yet.
*ramsus:
'What makes you think you have better answers to things than me?'
this isnt a test of wether or not i have better answers, but that i do have them. as i said you have nothing to lose and everything to gain, you just might learn something that could only be obtained through my lifes experiences. everyone has something to teach and everything to learn.
*arren:
'How about you tell us your name, location, credit card numbers, bank account details, and the total worth of your assets?'
no? ill humour you and tell you what im willing to disclose though, my real name is lloyd paul smith, i live in ontario, canada and im probably worth $5000-10000 with all my assets combined.
*xtia:
'why are manholes round..?'
if they were any other shape, wouldnt the ninja turtles have problems accessing theyre sewer base?
a real answer is that all manhole covers have one universal size, so that when a diameter is cut for any manufacturers cover its the perfect size for the cement lip supporting it. this will make it uncapable of falling due to the weight of vehicles or size.
*skyler998:
'which weapon would be better if i got crazy and wanted to kill a person ?'
if you want to be cruel, the wooden katana. it wont kill fast, but the enemy will sustain sufficient damage over time. the knife can be used to start and finish a confrontation as fast or slow as pleased, its a matter of preference i guess. if your going crazy... wooden katana, youd probably enjoy turning someone into a bloody pulp. besides, i think jesus covered this quite justly with a paragraph on determining your sanity before planning the kill.
*dålif:
'What did you inhale to become Kirby with a gun?'
purifiers right dalif, he inhaled snake... or any stereotypical first person shooter soldier.
*crossfinger:
'why is 1+1: 2 and not 3?'
because if 1+1 were 3, what would 1+1+1 be? its a contradicting mathematical statement, thats fucking why.
*the jesus:
this wasnt really a question dericted at me, but ill cover it all the same.
'Are both the wood and the bokutÅ, as a whole, durable enough to beat someone to death without breaking?
Is the hissaki(tip), ha(edge), or monouchi(cutting portion of the edge, 1/3 closest to the hissaki) sharp?
How long have you had it and how have you stored/displayed it?'
any bokuto properly manufactured is created of a tempered wood or bamboo, supporting the design with a much stronger constitution then usual. most... or rather all of these practice swords dont have a sufficiently sharp edge to implicate during a kill, but im positive that they could be used as a murder weapon.
;o keep on askin!
*nate first:
'if i was your dad posting on the same website Fakku as you, and then someday u found out by accident, how would you react?'
i would find it difficult to believe my father would be into this kind of shit, but if that circumstance did indeed happen it might be awkward at first. but different strokes for different folks right? its nothing more then a matter of opinion.
*illumi:
'Whats the meaning of life?'
to one person, the meaning of life is finding something that fulfills your unique desires in the most fitting way possible. be it a partner, an education or something outside of most cultures primary expectations.
as a species, id imagine theyres no higher meaning in our life then to live and die. we've been given the capability to live through millions of years of adaptation and the specific criteria nessecary to support our planet and its variety of life, and we've just taken that for granted. maybe we're capable of something more then destroying what we rely on, but we probably havent reached our potential yet.
*ramsus:
'What makes you think you have better answers to things than me?'
this isnt a test of wether or not i have better answers, but that i do have them. as i said you have nothing to lose and everything to gain, you just might learn something that could only be obtained through my lifes experiences. everyone has something to teach and everything to learn.
*arren:
'How about you tell us your name, location, credit card numbers, bank account details, and the total worth of your assets?'
no? ill humour you and tell you what im willing to disclose though, my real name is lloyd paul smith, i live in ontario, canada and im probably worth $5000-10000 with all my assets combined.
*xtia:
'why are manholes round..?'
if they were any other shape, wouldnt the ninja turtles have problems accessing theyre sewer base?
a real answer is that all manhole covers have one universal size, so that when a diameter is cut for any manufacturers cover its the perfect size for the cement lip supporting it. this will make it uncapable of falling due to the weight of vehicles or size.
*skyler998:
'which weapon would be better if i got crazy and wanted to kill a person ?'
if you want to be cruel, the wooden katana. it wont kill fast, but the enemy will sustain sufficient damage over time. the knife can be used to start and finish a confrontation as fast or slow as pleased, its a matter of preference i guess. if your going crazy... wooden katana, youd probably enjoy turning someone into a bloody pulp. besides, i think jesus covered this quite justly with a paragraph on determining your sanity before planning the kill.
*dålif:
'What did you inhale to become Kirby with a gun?'
purifiers right dalif, he inhaled snake... or any stereotypical first person shooter soldier.
*crossfinger:
'why is 1+1: 2 and not 3?'
because if 1+1 were 3, what would 1+1+1 be? its a contradicting mathematical statement, thats fucking why.
*the jesus:
this wasnt really a question dericted at me, but ill cover it all the same.
'Are both the wood and the bokutÅ, as a whole, durable enough to beat someone to death without breaking?
Is the hissaki(tip), ha(edge), or monouchi(cutting portion of the edge, 1/3 closest to the hissaki) sharp?
How long have you had it and how have you stored/displayed it?'
any bokuto properly manufactured is created of a tempered wood or bamboo, supporting the design with a much stronger constitution then usual. most... or rather all of these practice swords dont have a sufficiently sharp edge to implicate during a kill, but im positive that they could be used as a murder weapon.
;o keep on askin!
