Important Quotes

[12:38:32 PM] Nekohime: someone tell me a story
[12:38:40 PM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: i got one
[12:38:48 PM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: it's called The Ugly Barnacle
[12:38:55 PM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: Once there was an ugly barnacle
[12:39:03 PM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: He was so ugly, that everybody died
[12:39:06 PM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: THE END~!
[12:39:44 PM] Nekohime: =_=
[12:40:16 PM] Nekohime: no NTR, boo
[12:40:54 PM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: hmm
[12:40:59 PM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: ok, on the spot storytime
[12:41:17 PM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: Once, there was a shining knight in white armor, named Prince Charming
[12:41:29 PM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: he sailed through the seas and crossed the mountains
[12:41:39 PM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: to come to the tower where the princess was captive
[12:41:46 PM | Edited 12:41:48 PM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: to kiss and propose
[12:41:52 PM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: but lo and behold
[12:41:58 PM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: when he reaches the tower
[12:42:10 PM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: he finds but a laptop, streaming a live cast
[12:42:19 PM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: of the princess getting fucked and rough by an ogre
[12:42:28 PM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: and enjoying every damn minute of it
[12:42:43 PM | Edited 12:42:44 PM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: the Prince's already tiny dick went limp
[12:42:48 PM] Nekohime: 10/10, I would fap to this
[12:43:03 PM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: while the ogre's huge green thick cock came buckets in her in one shot
[12:43:17 PM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: so the ogre and the princess fucked fappily ever after
[12:43:44 PM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: leaving Prince Charming to sullenly stroke his own, confusedly aroused wee-wee
[12:43:44 PM] Nekohime: *manly tears*
[12:43:51 PM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: THE
[12:43:52 PM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: END
[12:43:55 PM] Khan Noirit Mustapha: BITCH!

[8:50:11 PM] Maggy: teehee
[8:50:25 PM] Maggy: either way, you'll have busybody asian parents
[8:50:42 PM] Maggy: it's just whether you want to get mauled by taiwanese or koreans
[8:50:49 PM] Maggy: or both

[9:07:54 PM] Maggy: I just realized that the Fire Nation might be the most seafaring of the four nations.
[9:08:03 PM] Maggy: Weird, because their element is fire.

[9:19:03 PM] Maggy: I can level up pokemon by mining for gold
[9:19:07 PM] Maggy: hurrah!
[9:19:34 PM] Maggy: Pokemon teaches kids unrealistic things about raising pets, though.
[9:19:49 PM] Maggy: Ada will not evolve into a Houndour.
[9:20:16 PM] Maggy: If we had her fighting other animals, we'd get in trouble.
[9:20:28 PM] Maggy: and catching rare animals is called poaching
[9:20:38 PM] Nekohime: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ADA WILL NOT EVOLVE INTO A HOUNDOUR
[9:20:43 PM] Nekohime: I want my money back
[9:20:54 PM] Maggy: stop being jewish
[9:21:02 PM] Maggy: speaking of jews...
[9:21:15 PM] Maggy: watched women's indoor olympic volleyball today
[9:21:25 PM] Maggy: ITALIAN NOSES
[9:21:37 PM] Maggy: hey, wait
[9:21:44 PM] Maggy: Italians are not Jews.
[9:22:45 PM] Maggy: but if I were watching in 3D, I would be blind from my eyes being poked out by your compatriots
[9:23:43 PM] Maggy: I think they beat Korea but I'm not sure
[9:24:47 PM] Nekohime: i dunno
[9:24:48 PM] Maggy: nevermind, Korea won
[9:24:52 PM] Maggy: just checked
[9:24:57 PM] Nekohime: I only watch the sports where there is semi-nudity
[9:25:05 PM] Nekohime: bahahahahahaha
[9:25:18 PM] Maggy: they probably taekwondo'ed the italians in the noses
[9:26:20 PM] Maggy: http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/135/sw50sw8sw578.gif
[9:27:09 PM] Nekohime: hah, you found the gif
[9:28:02 PM] Maggy: Stereotypes might be the only method I have for keeping countries straight during the Olympics.
[9:28:18 PM] Maggy: otherwise it's "some yellow team against some olive team" or something
[9:28:49 PM] Maggy: skins, flag colors, whatever