Important Quotes

This is seriously the most important quote of them all.

"If a tomato is a fruit, Does that make ketchup a smoothie?"
~ Whynay Enmay

"I'm Rick James, bitch!"
~Dave Chappelle

[9:04:58 PM] Alexis: Yeah, you.
[9:05:04 PM] Alexis: I'm proud of myself today.
[9:05:16 PM] Joshua: Oh?
[9:05:21 PM] Alexis: I made an anne frank joke about pooping.
[9:05:28 PM] Joshua: lolwut?
[9:05:38 PM] Alexis: Long story short.
[9:05:50 PM] Alexis: My friend and I were having a discussion
[9:05:56 PM] Alexis: eventually it led to making poops.
[9:06:09 PM] Alexis: then we ended up talking about awkward poops
[9:06:28 PM] Alexis: and I ended up making a reference to anne frank
[9:06:35 PM] Joshua: lmao
[9:06:39 PM] Alexis: Like...
[9:06:50 PM] Alexis: You know that time when you're in a public bathroom
[9:07:01 PM] Alexis: and you're having a very stressful poo
[9:07:17 PM] Alexis: like the kind that makes your ass sore and your groaning from the effort.
[9:07:33 PM] Alexis: and then someone just suddenly walks in.
[9:07:43 PM] Alexis: Completely unaware of your battle with your anus
[9:07:52 PM] Alexis: So you get super silent.
[9:08:10 PM] Alexis: and you don't move a muscle to not get spotted.
[9:08:37 PM] Joshua: oh god my sides lol, silent like anne frank
[9:08:44 PM] Alexis: EXACTLY~
[9:08:52 PM] Joshua: hahahahah
[9:09:31 PM] Joshua: I have that problem everytime I go to carpenter school. Bathrooms are very quiet and usually only about 15 or so guys going to school at a time.
[9:09:53 PM] Alexis: Lol
[9:10:31 PM] Joshua: I went to take a shit when bathroom was all clear. Was in a cold sweat, feet were dancing on the floor trying to find good footing for power push, and then somebody walked in.
[9:12:06 PM] Joshua: They didn't even use the bathroom themselves, they was just looking into the mirror or something, couldn't even let one slip out when they flushed or turned the sink on. Eventually I couldn't hold it and had one of those echoing farts along with a bit of misting shit lol. The guys with his redneck accent just said "Jesus Christ!" and ran out lol.
[9:12:30 PM] Alexis: OH GOD
[9:12:35 PM] Alexis: MY FUCKIN' SIDES
[9:12:40 PM] Alexis: IM CRYING
[9:12:41 PM] Joshua: lol

" Hate is like a burning kohl that you are holding willing to throw at a person, but you are the one burning"

Buddha

I believe it is something similar.

[10/11/2012 11:27:04 PM] Alexis: You stay away from my pants
[10/11/2012 11:27:11 PM] Alexis: I know its coming
[10/11/2012 11:27:15 PM | Edited 11:27:21 PM] Celestial Chef Nikauli: TOO LATE
[10/11/2012 11:27:21 PM] Chocohime: alexis
[10/11/2012 11:27:24 PM] Chocohime: alexis.
[10/11/2012 11:27:26 PM] Chocohime: what pants
[10/11/2012 11:27:34 PM] Lady Koko: Lady Koko slips fingers out
[10/11/2012 11:27:44 PM] Lady Koko: >^<
[10/11/2012 11:27:47 PM] Alexis: Oh shit...
[10/11/2012 11:27:56 PM] Alexis: They know im not wearing pants
[10/11/2012 11:28:03 PM] Lady Koko: e.o
[10/11/2012 11:28:52 PM] Alexis: Im not going to ask where those fingers were...
[10/11/2012 11:28:58 PM] Alexis: I would rather not know

You make my crotch feel awkward on a daily basis.

[09:07:35] Sindalf: Paul is currently getting yelled at by Jacob
[09:07:36] Sindalf: sounds fun
[09:08:25] Sindalf: Locked a thread
[09:08:31] Sindalf: Jacob unlocked it
[09:08:34] GiantBeardedFace: Ooh he locked a thread
[09:08:38] Penton Ward: the Rikka thread?
[09:08:43] Sindalf: Waar deleted the thread
[09:08:45] Sindalf: and then merged it
[09:08:48] Sindalf: so no one can recover it
[09:09:11] GiantBeardedFace: this is even more entertaining than I thought it would be
[09:09:17] Sindalf: Jacob just said
[09:09:19] Sindalf: we can say nigger
[09:09:20] Sindalf: and faggot
[09:09:21] Sindalf: on the forums
[09:09:23] Sindalf: sounds good

3:44 Cinia Pacifica: what a massive dick

lol~;~;

Lady Koko stares at alexis pants
[1:54:00 PM] Alexis: Since it wasn't as far spread out as Chernobyl...
[1:54:01 PM] Alexis: NO
[1:54:03 PM] Alexis: STOP IT
[1:54:04 PM] Lady Koko: >n<
[1:54:13 PM] Alexis: anyways...
[1:54:14 PM] Lady Koko: ;/n/;
[1:54:19 PM] Alexis: since it isn't as spread out
[1:54:34 PM] Alexis: wouldn't the radiation be a bit more focused whereever it is now?
[1:54:35 PM] Lady Koko: Lady Koko slides my finger down arm
[1:54:40 PM] Lady Koko: >n<)/
[1:54:43 PM] Alexis: or am i thinking too much into it
[1:54:53 PM] Alexis: ...
[1:54:54 PM] Lady Koko: xD
[1:54:59 PM] Alexis: I swear to god, Koko.
[1:55:01 PM] Lady Koko: xDDD
[1:55:05 PM] Alexis: I will put it in your butt.
[1:55:08 PM] Alexis: No lube
[1:55:12 PM] Alexis: in one thrust.
[1:55:12 PM] Lady Koko: ;n;
[1:55:17 PM] Lady Koko: owwie
[1:55:51 PM] Alexis: Trying to talk shop with my fellow foreign bro here.
[1:55:55 PM] Alexis: I will end you.
[1:55:58 PM] Alexis: Twice.
[1:57:01 PM] Lady Koko: when was the first time~!
[1:57:04 PM] Lady Koko: ;n;
[1:57:21 PM] Alexis: I will do it once.
[1:57:26 PM] Alexis: Then revive you.
[1:57:27 PM] Lady Koko: Lady Koko hides
[1:57:29 PM] Alexis: Only to do it again

Say this whenever your boss is... well...


"You need to come all fuckin'... Big shit, Walkin' tall like big fuckin' hero!
FUCK YOU!"

~ Tha Playah - Walking the Line <---- Ear wrenching, Click with caution.

[6:09:58 PM] Switchnote: well damn, i'm missing a lot of stuff here. Oh, and hello everyone, Odamust here.
[6:10:06 PM | Edited 6:10:07 PM] giitaaaa: sup
[6:10:06 PM] Mathew Lugo: the con man
[6:10:07 PM] DAN: Hello pansy
[6:10:08 PM] Simon: MOHSI MOSHI, YOSHII DESU
[6:10:15 PM] Mathew Lugo: WHAT THE FUCK

Anti bug post

Best. Quote. Ever.

"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."

- Gandalf

Something about that quote was just badass.

“You begin saving the world by saving one person at a time; all else is grandiose romanticism or politics.”

"If you aren't thinking with an open mind; You are thinking with an open ass."

~ Whynay Emnay

[2:28:23 PM] The Doctw0n: regular sex can make your day
[2:28:30 PM] The Doctw0n: but anal sex can make your hole weak

[3:34:59 AM] Antw0n: guys
[3:35:08 AM] Antw0n: lets write poems about nextor (Kona-chan) and guregu (Sneakyone)
[3:35:17 AM] artcellrox: roses are red
[3:35:20 AM] artcellrox: violets are blue
[3:35:23 AM] artcellrox: i support the gay shipping
[3:35:26 AM] artcellrox: Nextor and Greggu
[3:35:31 AM] Antw0n: 10/10
[3:35:32 AM] winter55: *thumbs up*