Important Quotes
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"You know what's worse than a smart guy acting like an idiot? It's an idiot who thinks he is smart".
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In many centuries time, people would assume that I was able to shoot lasers from my eyes, as well as fighting a 15-foot land-shark with my bare fist.
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Tsamari
C.E.O of Pancakes
TotalBiscuit wrote...
"I would just like to point out that a third-person goat simulator has an FoV slider.... and Call of Duty: Ghost doesn't"
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Antw0n
Remember me?
[11:04:14 PM] ♂”Hime Takamura♂”: if you motorboat a butt is is motorbutting?
[11:06:18 PM] ♂”Hime Takamura♂”: ok so me and him were on the top bunk and his two friends were over, Billy on the bottom bunk and Jacob on the floor because he can sleep anywhere
[11:06:38 PM] ♂”Hime Takamura♂”: so zander puts his face on my ass and says "oh sarah's butt, tell me your secrets"
[11:06:43 PM] ♂”Hime Takamura♂”: so naturally, I fart on him
[11:06:18 PM] ♂”Hime Takamura♂”: ok so me and him were on the top bunk and his two friends were over, Billy on the bottom bunk and Jacob on the floor because he can sleep anywhere
[11:06:38 PM] ♂”Hime Takamura♂”: so zander puts his face on my ass and says "oh sarah's butt, tell me your secrets"
[11:06:43 PM] ♂”Hime Takamura♂”: so naturally, I fart on him
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[22:49:09] Paprika: TY GO ROAST YOUR DICK NOW
[22:49:15] Paprika: DO IT
[22:49:18] Mai Husbando: Why does rapa want honey roasted dicks?
Rapa wants Ty's roasted D
[22:49:15] Paprika: DO IT
[22:49:18] Mai Husbando: Why does rapa want honey roasted dicks?
Rapa wants Ty's roasted D
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*Having a class about the gluteal region when lecturer asked the class this question*
Lecturer: Have you ever looked at someone and you have been checking out their gluteal region? I know you have. At some point in your life. Probably doing it everyday.
*class started laughing*
Lecturer: Note that you got permission to do this because you're studying the gluteal region in anatomy and you're trying to understand how the muscles work.
And another funny part I would like to mention.
Lecturer: What is anastomosis? It's the joining of vessels end to end to allow an alternate pathway. My lecturer told me something that disturbed me and I shall tell you. A kiss is an anastamosis of gastrointestinal tracts. Just keep that in mind. It's interesting.
Lecturer: Have you ever looked at someone and you have been checking out their gluteal region? I know you have. At some point in your life. Probably doing it everyday.
*class started laughing*
Lecturer: Note that you got permission to do this because you're studying the gluteal region in anatomy and you're trying to understand how the muscles work.
And another funny part I would like to mention.
Lecturer: What is anastomosis? It's the joining of vessels end to end to allow an alternate pathway. My lecturer told me something that disturbed me and I shall tell you. A kiss is an anastamosis of gastrointestinal tracts. Just keep that in mind. It's interesting.
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Holoofyoistu
The Messenger
BiffdaBearKiller (Sat Apr 19, 2014, 2:12 am) +28 points
Did you ever think that maybe the reason we don't find ourselves in situations like this in real life is because we ACCEPT that they're impossible!? I will continue to believe in a world where a girl will randomly ask me to be her boyfriend and then I will wind up in an orgy with her and her hot sisters and mother. Because calling that impossible - believing that dream cannot come true - that is not a reality I am willing to accept! Believe in me, my fellow Fakku Fappers! And someday - we will all bask in the glory of our Hentai Reality! HENTAI AND PEACE!
(This is beautiful, flawed logic.) Props bro.
Did you ever think that maybe the reason we don't find ourselves in situations like this in real life is because we ACCEPT that they're impossible!? I will continue to believe in a world where a girl will randomly ask me to be her boyfriend and then I will wind up in an orgy with her and her hot sisters and mother. Because calling that impossible - believing that dream cannot come true - that is not a reality I am willing to accept! Believe in me, my fellow Fakku Fappers! And someday - we will all bask in the glory of our Hentai Reality! HENTAI AND PEACE!
(This is beautiful, flawed logic.) Props bro.
