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Something a friend put on her one of her social media account: 'I've pulled a muscle in my tongue. Didn't even know that was possible. Debating whether this is significant enough to be classified as a 'life event'.

[3:57:28 AM] *** artcellrox added Antw0n ***
[3:57:44 AM] artcellrox: boobs
[3:57:53 AM] Antw0n: danke
[3:58:50 AM] *** Antw0n added Gage ***
[3:58:57 AM] Antw0n: ...
[3:59:08 AM] artcellrox: dude
[3:59:12 AM] artcellrox: what
[3:59:26 AM] Gage: HAMBURGER PLS
[3:59:27 AM] Gage: HAMBURGER PLS
[3:59:28 AM] Gage: HAMBURGER PLS
[3:59:29 AM] Antw0n: HAMBURGER PLS
[3:59:30 AM] Gage: HAMBURGER PLS
[3:59:33 AM] Antw0n: CAN I HAB HAMBURGER PLS
[3:59:36 AM] artcellrox: ...
[3:59:39 AM] Gage: CAN I HAB HAMBURGER PLS
[3:59:44 AM] Antw0n: HAMBURGER PLSSSSSSSSS
[3:59:47 AM] Gage: CAN I HAB HAMBURGER PLS
[3:59:48 AM] Gage: CAN I HAB HAMBURGER PLS
[3:59:52 AM] Antw0n: HAMBURGER PLS
[3:59:55 AM] Gage: HAMBURGER PLS
[3:59:56 AM] Gage: HAMBURGER PLS
[4:00:02 AM] Gage: CAN I HAB HAMBURGER PLS
[4:00:02 AM] Antw0n: CAN I HAB HAMBURGER PLS
[4:00:03 AM] Gage: CAN I HAB HAMBURGER PLS
[4:00:07 AM] Gage: HAMBURGER PLS
[4:00:10 AM] Gage: HAMBURGER PLS
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[18:57:47] Mai Husbando: holy fuck that's huge
[18:58:14] Paps: does it f-fit..? o.o

"Forgetfulness is the death of friendship"

-DarkdaemonPK2

[3:26:45 AM] Chan-nee: IT'S LITERALLY ONLY HAD TWO [DICKS]
[3:26:55 AM] Chan-nee: ACCORDING TO RYAN, I'M PRETTY MUCH A VIRGIN
[3:27:12 AM] Antw0n: >IT WAS 2 DICKS, I'M BASICALLY A VIRGIN

[6/8/2014 5:45:44 PM] Austin: You're a bblean wizard
[6/8/2014 5:45:58 PM] Anton: That what you become by reading the instructions

Innocent Plushie - "oh yeah, whip that cream"

[color=#ff69b4][6/12/2014 11:47:26 PM] Bookih: i have work at 5am
[6/12/2014 11:47:31 PM] Bookih: so im gonna sleep after i get my laundry
[6/12/2014 11:47:46 PM] Tsamari: NO SLEEP FOR YOU!
[6/12/2014 11:47:53 PM] Bookih: -o-o
[6/12/2014 11:48:02 PM] Tsamari: Books can't sleep
[6/12/2014 11:48:24 PM] Bookih: we always do
[6/12/2014 11:48:30 PM] Bookih: ever hear a book talk to you in person?
[6/12/2014 11:48:43 PM] Tsamari: Yes O_O
[6/12/2014 11:48:50 PM] Tsamari: all the time
[6/12/2014 11:48:52 PM] Bookih: special book
[6/12/2014 11:48:54 PM] Zamor: There is a book talking right now
[6/12/2014 11:49:11 PM] Bookih: o-o
[6/12/2014 11:49:44 PM] Tsamari: There a lot of things talking to me right now that should not be O_O
[6/12/2014 11:50:18 PM] Tsamari: Got a book and a duck talking to me right now.
[6/12/2014 11:50:42 PM] Zamor: I will destroy you
[6/12/2014 11:50:52 PM] Zamor: I'm not a duck
[6/12/2014 11:50:57 PM] Bookih: o-o\
[6/12/2014 11:51:04 PM] Tsamari: That what they all say.
[6/12/2014 11:51:12 PM] Tsamari: that how they get you
[6/12/2014 11:51:24 PM] Zamor: Then how do I know you aren't a duck
[6/12/2014 11:51:30 PM] Zamor: O_O
[6/12/2014 11:51:39 PM] Tsamari: I don't O_O
[6/12/2014 11:52:05 PM] Zamor: squack for me duck!
[6/12/2014 11:52:11 PM] Zamor: *pokes*
[6/12/2014 11:52:18 PM] Tsamari: Nyaa~
[6/12/2014 11:53:56 PM] Tsamari: That what ducks say right? x:

[9:29:16 AM] leonard267: It is a good thing that I do not need to get my moral education from pornographic material.

Misaki:" "so you pee on the butter?" "I don't like peeing onto milk, except if its in the toilet"

"When I get old I'm just gonna start hitting on like, 16 year old girls. Because at that point I'll have a husband, what are they gonna do about it? 'Ew, you're a pervert' heheheh actually missy I like dickssss" - Sky 2014

*DatYuriThough has entered the call*

Insignia: Danni! You have a massive vagina!
DatYuriThough: Huh?
Insignia: It's so big you could fit a baby's head up there!
DatYuriThough: Well duh, how else would I give birth?
Reflex: She's got a point to be fair...

And I thought that Skype call would result in us talking about the World Cup...Oh how naive I am.

[color=#ff69b4]Tsamari: I hate when people block in fighting games....
Revelation: Yeah, I hate when people use something that was put into the game, fucking assholes.

[18/06/2014 12:03:35 PM] yummines: I'm a delicate flower

[color=#ff69b4]Reveletion: This game and it's jiggle physics.....

Tsamari: Wait, what about Team Ninja?!?

[2:39:35 PM] Yoshiit: lel
[2:40:08 PM] Antw0n: gtfo yosh
[2:40:17 PM] Yoshiit: why
[2:40:22 PM] Antw0n: why not
[2:40:28 PM] Yoshiit: but I like being
[2:40:34 PM] Antw0n: oh ok
[2:40:40 PM] Antw0n: no worries
[2:40:43 PM] Yoshiit: thanks for understanding
[2:40:49 PM] Yoshiit: Glad we could come to a civil conclusion
[2:40:55 PM] Antw0n:
[2:41:01 PM] Yoshiit:

[11:13:55] Prophet: You could always rape them so much they stop it forever. :v
[11:16:56] EineDedGuy: Were you raped when you made noise as a kid? Or is it just me or the common european solution is rape? (wasntme)
[11:17:39] Prophet: It's common courtesy in Europe to rape someone after they make noise.