Important Quotes

"I want to know if it is a crime to live as you are, when you are different from others."

<Long> I hate seeing threads in the food and cooking section of stupid shit like, "Do you like red apples?"
<Sindalf> Green apples are the best
<Gugu> Fuck yeah Sindalf, brofist
<Long> Green apples are good for in pie.
<Teclo> You guys are talking about lolis right?
<gugu>...
<sindalf>...
<long> WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
<gugu> lol
<Teclo> Isn't green apple code for loli?

"Im not a hero [pause for about 5 seconds] just a man."

Waar: I love yaoi, but when there's too much pussy it's just gross.

Waar: Vaginas are fucking scary and gross looking.

Waar: Vampire planet has nigger vampires.

"No matter how far you go, you're still just a human being. Do not ever try to become something more than that."

"Progress cannot be halted"

"The souls of emperors and craftsmen alike are drawn from the same form, and to the same form they shall return"

So like, can I feel uncomfortable yet?

[12:49:04 PM | Edited 12:50:13 PM] Gugu: asspie let's have sex

He even edited it because it's the truth.

"I just pretend it's a spaceship and I'm okay" - Guy on another forum about driving while intoxicated.

Uh-huh. Suuuuuuuuuuure.

<Gugu> Delicious balls

Need I say more?

[12:08:39 PM] tsujoi: so guys
[12:08:51 PM] tsujoi: i lent my neighbor $20 yesterday
[12:09:09 PM] sindalf1: He is not going to pay you back
[12:09:22 PM] tsujoi: exactly sindalf
[12:09:27 PM] tsujoi: wake up
[12:09:30 PM] catfish: how did he spend those $20, tsjoi?
[12:09:31 PM] tsujoi: look out window
[12:09:41 PM] tsujoi: neighbors moved out
[12:09:46 PM] tsujoi: fffffffffffff
[12:09:46 PM] catfish: lol
[12:09:48 PM] sindalf1: lol

[12:10] <Sabrina> So you're saying you want me? O:
[12:10] * Sabrina blushes
[12:13] <chatfish> O////O N-n-no not that, I-I jus-st......
[12:13] <Sabrina> Catfish
[12:13] <chatfish> Sabrina
[12:14] <chatfish> O////O
[12:14] <chatfish> B-baka!
[12:15] <chatfish> *runs away*

Sabrina = Me

Chatfish = Catfish

"If brute force isn't fixing you'r problem. You aren't using enough"
That seems to mostly affect games though.

Sindalf: I admit it, I fucking love penis.
Sindalf: Have you ever tasted an erect penis?

"There's no such thing as a free meals"

<Neya> they teached me english.

[Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:44 pm] Rbz:

The Ancient Greek were into shota ---> Spartans were greek ---> Sparta is badass ---> Don't question ancient greek

[11:55] <Sisami> You really fucked yourself in the ass this time, Asspuddle.
[11:55] <Sisami> Like Grim32. Except your girlfriend didn't rail you up the ass with her penis panties.
[11:57] <Sisami> Coincidentally, you yelled "A-ah, stop, it's h-hitting my stomach!".

"Death is solution to all life's problems. No man = No problem."