Important Quotes
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[02:30:41] <+Space> i am a happy person
[02:30:48] <+Space> i just got a pentax k1000
[02:32:45] <+Tassu> that sounds like a dildo
[02:34:09] yeah
[02:34:13] a super dildo
[02:34:22] dildos
[02:34:53] ...
[02:35:28] was there an episode on metalocalypse where all the band members kept calling everyone dildos?
[02:35:36] or was it douchebags?
[02:37:04] oh yeah it was douchebag
[02:37:04] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi72SzPgzs0
[02:42:58] <+Space> it's a camera
[02:43:17] <+Space> this camera http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentax_K1000
[02:43:17] <+Space> this lens http://www.keh.com/camera/Pentax-Autofocus-Zoom-Lenses/1/sku-AP0700900931404?r=FE
[02:43:17] <+Space> and this lens http://www.kenrockwell.com/pentax/35mm/lenses/28mm-f28-smc-a.htm
[02:47:31] Lens you say?
[02:47:33] http://images.4chan.org/p/src/1285143137956.jpg
[02:47:49] you cat take pictures of aliens in outer SPACE with that
[02:47:54] can*
[02:48:08] though space would be too much trouble
[02:48:28] <+Space> you need a tripod for that beast
[02:48:34] maybe some voyeurism or something... though looking out at space would be nice too
[02:48:47] maybe find some new stars out in space with that
[02:49:10] take a pic of some random blank space in space and there's nothing
[02:49:24] later find out there's a shitton of planets and shit in that little space
[02:49:46] <+Space> are you saying you want to fuck me?
[02:50:02] like in that one little pic of how many galaxies there were in a blank space
[02:50:20] in space
[02:50:25] noone can hear you scream
[02:50:28] <+Space> im only slightly opposed to this idea
[02:51:05] space is such a tsundere
[02:51:30] it doesnt let you breathe while youre in it, yet its just out there waiting to be explored
[02:52:13] but alas you can get very lost in space since its so huge and gaping... so you better bring some navigational tools
[02:52:36] dont worry space wont mind how many things you put in it space is a slut after all
[02:52:48] letting so many people into it
[02:53:52] <+Space> im flattered you know so much about me
[02:55:30] space is also black
[02:55:42] and will kill you for no reason
[02:55:55] such is the demeanor of all blacks
[02:56:04] ohhohohohohoho~~~
[02:56:16] <+Space> yo, why you prejudiced against me?
[02:56:39] cuz you black
[02:56:49] I cant trust space
[02:57:00] it'll kill me for my shoes and chain
[02:57:12] Rollercoaster doesnt wear jewelry
[02:58:34] <+Space> im offended
[02:58:40] <+Space> ive never killed anyone in my life
[02:59:00] <+Space> not all blacks are as you describe them
[02:59:36] lies
[02:59:41] CPOK kills Rollercoaster for his shoes
[03:00:22] nigger
[03:00:24] lol
[03:00:40] cpok confirmed for nigger
[03:01:16] Rollercoaster is not really racist
[03:01:53] as a matter of fact the only person I can actually consider my only true lifelong best friend is black
Edit
All of the unnamed posts are Zak
[02:30:48] <+Space> i just got a pentax k1000
[02:32:45] <+Tassu> that sounds like a dildo
[02:34:09] yeah
[02:34:13] a super dildo
[02:34:22] dildos
[02:34:53] ...
[02:35:28] was there an episode on metalocalypse where all the band members kept calling everyone dildos?
[02:35:36] or was it douchebags?
[02:37:04] oh yeah it was douchebag
[02:37:04] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi72SzPgzs0
[02:42:58] <+Space> it's a camera
[02:43:17] <+Space> this camera http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentax_K1000
[02:43:17] <+Space> this lens http://www.keh.com/camera/Pentax-Autofocus-Zoom-Lenses/1/sku-AP0700900931404?r=FE
[02:43:17] <+Space> and this lens http://www.kenrockwell.com/pentax/35mm/lenses/28mm-f28-smc-a.htm
[02:47:31] Lens you say?
[02:47:33] http://images.4chan.org/p/src/1285143137956.jpg
[02:47:49] you cat take pictures of aliens in outer SPACE with that
[02:47:54] can*
[02:48:08] though space would be too much trouble
[02:48:28] <+Space> you need a tripod for that beast
[02:48:34] maybe some voyeurism or something... though looking out at space would be nice too
[02:48:47] maybe find some new stars out in space with that
[02:49:10] take a pic of some random blank space in space and there's nothing
[02:49:24] later find out there's a shitton of planets and shit in that little space
[02:49:46] <+Space> are you saying you want to fuck me?
[02:50:02] like in that one little pic of how many galaxies there were in a blank space
[02:50:20] in space
[02:50:25] noone can hear you scream
[02:50:28] <+Space> im only slightly opposed to this idea
[02:51:05] space is such a tsundere
[02:51:30] it doesnt let you breathe while youre in it, yet its just out there waiting to be explored
[02:52:13] but alas you can get very lost in space since its so huge and gaping... so you better bring some navigational tools
[02:52:36] dont worry space wont mind how many things you put in it space is a slut after all
[02:52:48] letting so many people into it
[02:53:52] <+Space> im flattered you know so much about me
[02:55:30] space is also black
[02:55:42] and will kill you for no reason
[02:55:55] such is the demeanor of all blacks
[02:56:04] ohhohohohohoho~~~
[02:56:16] <+Space> yo, why you prejudiced against me?
[02:56:39] cuz you black
[02:56:49] I cant trust space
[02:57:00] it'll kill me for my shoes and chain
[02:57:12] Rollercoaster doesnt wear jewelry
[02:58:34] <+Space> im offended
[02:58:40] <+Space> ive never killed anyone in my life
[02:59:00] <+Space> not all blacks are as you describe them
[02:59:36] lies
[02:59:41] CPOK kills Rollercoaster for his shoes
[03:00:22] nigger
[03:00:24] lol
[03:00:40] cpok confirmed for nigger
[03:01:16] Rollercoaster is not really racist
[03:01:53] as a matter of fact the only person I can actually consider my only true lifelong best friend is black
Edit
All of the unnamed posts are Zak
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[9/26/2010 11:22:03 PM] Sneakyone: Kannagi up in dis bitch
[9/26/2010 11:22:06 PM] Gugu: oh
[9/26/2010 11:22:10 PM] Gugu: then thats acceptable
[9/26/2010 11:22:15 PM] Sneakyone: Nagi is hot
[9/26/2010 11:22:18 PM] Sneakyone: id hit it
[9/26/2010 11:22:22 PM] Sneakyone: like a 747
[9/26/2010 11:22:27 PM] Gugu: yes, she is
[9/26/2010 11:22:37 PM] Sneakyone: then jizz on her armpit
[9/26/2010 11:22:41 PM] Sneakyone: like in that doujin
[9/26/2010 11:22:53 PM] Sneakyone: that was win
[12:13:36 AM] Longevity: Cocks
[12:14:12 AM] Gugu: rocks
[12:14:20 AM] Sneakyone: glocks
[12:14:30 AM] Longevity: then jizz on her armpit
like in that doujinthe one where he has sexs with that girl while she's sleeping and she says "He's trying to put his scent on me"
[12:14:38 AM] Longevity: ?
[12:14:43 AM] Sneakyone: i LOVED that doujin
[12:14:51 AM] Longevity: What's it called
[12:14:52 AM] Sneakyone: made me want to watch kannagi
[12:15:00 AM] Sneakyone: Alfa 8mg
[12:15:09 AM] Sneakyone: its in my favorites
[12:15:41 AM] Longevity: lol
[12:15:49 AM] Sneakyone: but reall
[12:15:50 AM] Sneakyone: y
[12:15:54 AM] Sneakyone: armpits
[12:15:55 AM] Sneakyone: >_>
[12:15:59 AM] Sneakyone: <_<
[12:16:06 AM] Longevity: 0_0
[12:16:15 AM] Sneakyone: thats why i love hentai
[12:16:23 AM] Sneakyone: if it was normal porn it would be gross
[12:16:39 AM] Sneakyone: and real girl doesnt do it for me
[12:17:08 AM] Sneakyone: lol smash would put this in important quotes
[12:20:06 AM] Gugu: X_X
[12:20:13 AM] Longevity: and get repped because these fags believe that
[12:20:21 AM] Gugu: I'd put in a girls armpits yo
[12:20:27 AM] Sneakyone: hell ya gugu
[12:20:35 AM] Sneakyone: plus 5 respect
[12:20:37 AM] Sneakyone: right there
[12:20:42 AM] Gugu: word
[9/26/2010 11:22:06 PM] Gugu: oh
[9/26/2010 11:22:10 PM] Gugu: then thats acceptable
[9/26/2010 11:22:15 PM] Sneakyone: Nagi is hot
[9/26/2010 11:22:18 PM] Sneakyone: id hit it
[9/26/2010 11:22:22 PM] Sneakyone: like a 747
[9/26/2010 11:22:27 PM] Gugu: yes, she is
[9/26/2010 11:22:37 PM] Sneakyone: then jizz on her armpit
[9/26/2010 11:22:41 PM] Sneakyone: like in that doujin
[9/26/2010 11:22:53 PM] Sneakyone: that was win
[12:13:36 AM] Longevity: Cocks
[12:14:12 AM] Gugu: rocks
[12:14:20 AM] Sneakyone: glocks
[12:14:30 AM] Longevity: then jizz on her armpit
like in that doujinthe one where he has sexs with that girl while she's sleeping and she says "He's trying to put his scent on me"
[12:14:38 AM] Longevity: ?
[12:14:43 AM] Sneakyone: i LOVED that doujin
[12:14:51 AM] Longevity: What's it called
[12:14:52 AM] Sneakyone: made me want to watch kannagi
[12:15:00 AM] Sneakyone: Alfa 8mg
[12:15:09 AM] Sneakyone: its in my favorites
[12:15:41 AM] Longevity: lol
[12:15:49 AM] Sneakyone: but reall
[12:15:50 AM] Sneakyone: y
[12:15:54 AM] Sneakyone: armpits
[12:15:55 AM] Sneakyone: >_>
[12:15:59 AM] Sneakyone: <_<
[12:16:06 AM] Longevity: 0_0
[12:16:15 AM] Sneakyone: thats why i love hentai
[12:16:23 AM] Sneakyone: if it was normal porn it would be gross
[12:16:39 AM] Sneakyone: and real girl doesnt do it for me
[12:17:08 AM] Sneakyone: lol smash would put this in important quotes
[12:20:06 AM] Gugu: X_X
[12:20:13 AM] Longevity: and get repped because these fags believe that
[12:20:21 AM] Gugu: I'd put in a girls armpits yo
[12:20:27 AM] Sneakyone: hell ya gugu
[12:20:35 AM] Sneakyone: plus 5 respect
[12:20:37 AM] Sneakyone: right there
[12:20:42 AM] Gugu: word
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[5:14:29 PM] IEAIAIO: STUDYING SUCKS
[5:15:32 PM] tsujoi: make a game out of it vowels
[5:15:39 PM] tsujoi: pretend the book is a little loli
[5:15:45 PM] tsujoi: and everytime you read a sentence
[5:15:53 PM] tsujoi: you molest her
[5:16:10 PM] IEAIAIO: Well now I'll never learn anything because my books pages will be stuck together
[5:15:32 PM] tsujoi: make a game out of it vowels
[5:15:39 PM] tsujoi: pretend the book is a little loli
[5:15:45 PM] tsujoi: and everytime you read a sentence
[5:15:53 PM] tsujoi: you molest her
[5:16:10 PM] IEAIAIO: Well now I'll never learn anything because my books pages will be stuck together
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[10:27:10 PM] Gugu: so I just went outside to take my dogs out to p00p
[10:27:14 PM] Gugu: and I went out barefoot
[10:27:23 PM] Gugu: and I went out barefoot in the rain
[10:27:32 PM] Gugu: and fucking stepped on a giant slug
[10:27:34 PM] Gugu: barefoot
[10:27:41 PM] Sneakyone: im back
[10:27:47 PM] Gugu: All i heard was Sqliaushhhhhhhhhhhh
[10:27:53 PM] Gugu: and felt goo on my foot
[10:27:56 PM] Sir Smash: EWWWWWWWWW
[10:27:59 PM] Gugu: I KNOW
[10:28:00 PM] Sir Smash: Ive done that
[10:28:05 PM] Sir Smash: NASTY
[10:28:16 PM] Gugu: I grabbed some salt to put it out of its misery
[10:28:21 PM] Gugu: it was sill squirming
[10:28:22 PM] Sir Smash: lol, good man
[10:28:30 PM] Sir Smash: they can take a beating
[10:30:26 PM] Sir Smash: I gotta deal with spiders man
[10:30:29 PM] Sir Smash: SPIDERS
[10:30:41 PM] Gugu: I read that as spiderman
[10:30:49 PM] Sir Smash: lol
[10:31:03 PM] Sir Smash: One tried to get me while i was trying to pee
[10:31:16 PM] Sir Smash: It was along the rim of the bowl
[10:31:18 PM] Sir Smash: I couldnt run
[10:31:35 PM] Sir Smash: I could only stand there and pee and try to hit it in the water
[10:31:39 PM] Sir Smash: AND
[10:31:44 PM] Sir Smash: AN EVEN BIGGER ONE
[10:31:58 PM] Sir Smash: tried to attack my feet when I was taking a p00p
[10:32:05 PM] Sir Smash: That was scary
[10:32:10 PM] Sir Smash: I couldnt move either
[10:32:12 PM] Sir Smash: man
[10:32:31 PM] Sir Smash: btw wb sneaky
[10:32:42 PM] Sneakyone: ty
[10:32:49 PM] Sneakyone: FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICES
[10:32:53 PM] Sneakyone: SRSLY
[10:32:58 PM] Sir Smash: I saw you
[10:33:06 PM] Sir Smash: But I was in a vast conversation
[10:33:16 PM] Sir Smash: *tumbleweed*
[10:33:29 PM] Sneakyone: lol
[10:33:39 PM] Sir Smash: Dude
[10:33:44 PM] Sir Smash: and when I see them
[10:33:47 PM] Sir Smash: Im all like
[10:33:49 PM] Sir Smash: BWAH
[10:33:50 PM] Sneakyone: i have to get up at 10 tomorrow
[10:33:58 PM] Sneakyone: err 8 30
[10:33:59 PM] Sir Smash: I have to get up at 7:30
[10:34:00 PM] Sneakyone: 8 45
[10:34:03 PM] Sir Smash: hohhohoho
[10:34:06 PM] Gugu: k
[10:34:10 PM] Gugu: just read all that
[10:34:11 PM] Gugu: and lol
[10:34:17 PM] Gugu: someone important quote that
[10:34:20 PM] Sir Smash: lol
[10:34:27 PM] Sir Smash: I cant
[10:34:29 PM] Gugu: aka you sneaky
[10:34:31 PM] Sir Smash: lol
[10:34:35 PM] Sir Smash: gogogogogogo
[10:34:39 PM] Gugu: and make sure my name is in there somewhere
[10:34:42 PM] Gugu: just because
[10:34:45 PM] Sir Smash: lol
[10:34:45 PM] Gugu: 8-)
[10:34:53 PM] Sir Smash: your cool like that
[10:27:14 PM] Gugu: and I went out barefoot
[10:27:23 PM] Gugu: and I went out barefoot in the rain
[10:27:32 PM] Gugu: and fucking stepped on a giant slug
[10:27:34 PM] Gugu: barefoot
[10:27:41 PM] Sneakyone: im back
[10:27:47 PM] Gugu: All i heard was Sqliaushhhhhhhhhhhh
[10:27:53 PM] Gugu: and felt goo on my foot
[10:27:56 PM] Sir Smash: EWWWWWWWWW
[10:27:59 PM] Gugu: I KNOW
[10:28:00 PM] Sir Smash: Ive done that
[10:28:05 PM] Sir Smash: NASTY
[10:28:16 PM] Gugu: I grabbed some salt to put it out of its misery
[10:28:21 PM] Gugu: it was sill squirming
[10:28:22 PM] Sir Smash: lol, good man
[10:28:30 PM] Sir Smash: they can take a beating
[10:30:26 PM] Sir Smash: I gotta deal with spiders man
[10:30:29 PM] Sir Smash: SPIDERS
[10:30:41 PM] Gugu: I read that as spiderman
[10:30:49 PM] Sir Smash: lol
[10:31:03 PM] Sir Smash: One tried to get me while i was trying to pee
[10:31:16 PM] Sir Smash: It was along the rim of the bowl
[10:31:18 PM] Sir Smash: I couldnt run
[10:31:35 PM] Sir Smash: I could only stand there and pee and try to hit it in the water
[10:31:39 PM] Sir Smash: AND
[10:31:44 PM] Sir Smash: AN EVEN BIGGER ONE
[10:31:58 PM] Sir Smash: tried to attack my feet when I was taking a p00p
[10:32:05 PM] Sir Smash: That was scary
[10:32:10 PM] Sir Smash: I couldnt move either
[10:32:12 PM] Sir Smash: man
[10:32:31 PM] Sir Smash: btw wb sneaky
[10:32:42 PM] Sneakyone: ty
[10:32:49 PM] Sneakyone: FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICES
[10:32:53 PM] Sneakyone: SRSLY
[10:32:58 PM] Sir Smash: I saw you
[10:33:06 PM] Sir Smash: But I was in a vast conversation
[10:33:16 PM] Sir Smash: *tumbleweed*
[10:33:29 PM] Sneakyone: lol
[10:33:39 PM] Sir Smash: Dude
[10:33:44 PM] Sir Smash: and when I see them
[10:33:47 PM] Sir Smash: Im all like
[10:33:49 PM] Sir Smash: BWAH
[10:33:50 PM] Sneakyone: i have to get up at 10 tomorrow
[10:33:58 PM] Sneakyone: err 8 30
[10:33:59 PM] Sir Smash: I have to get up at 7:30
[10:34:00 PM] Sneakyone: 8 45
[10:34:03 PM] Sir Smash: hohhohoho
[10:34:06 PM] Gugu: k
[10:34:10 PM] Gugu: just read all that
[10:34:11 PM] Gugu: and lol
[10:34:17 PM] Gugu: someone important quote that
[10:34:20 PM] Sir Smash: lol
[10:34:27 PM] Sir Smash: I cant
[10:34:29 PM] Gugu: aka you sneaky
[10:34:31 PM] Sir Smash: lol
[10:34:35 PM] Sir Smash: gogogogogogo
[10:34:39 PM] Gugu: and make sure my name is in there somewhere
[10:34:42 PM] Gugu: just because
[10:34:45 PM] Sir Smash: lol
[10:34:45 PM] Gugu: 8-)
[10:34:53 PM] Sir Smash: your cool like that
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smashspite wrote...
[9/26/2010 11:22:03 PM] Sneakyone: Kannagi up in dis bitch[9/26/2010 11:22:06 PM] Gugu: oh
[9/26/2010 11:22:10 PM] Gugu: then thats acceptable
[9/26/2010 11:22:15 PM] Sneakyone: Nagi is hot
[9/26/2010 11:22:18 PM] Sneakyone: id hit it
[9/26/2010 11:22:22 PM] Sneakyone: like a 747
[9/26/2010 11:22:27 PM] Gugu: yes, she is
[9/26/2010 11:22:37 PM] Sneakyone: then jizz on her armpit
[9/26/2010 11:22:41 PM] Sneakyone: like in that doujin
[9/26/2010 11:22:53 PM] Sneakyone: that was win
[12:13:36 AM] Longevity: Cocks
[12:14:12 AM] Gugu: rocks
[12:14:20 AM] Sneakyone: glocks
[12:14:30 AM] Longevity: then jizz on her armpit
like in that doujinthe one where he has sexs with that girl while she's sleeping and she says "He's trying to put his scent on me"
[12:14:38 AM] Longevity: ?
[12:14:43 AM] Sneakyone: i LOVED that doujin
[12:14:51 AM] Longevity: What's it called
[12:14:52 AM] Sneakyone: made me want to watch kannagi
[12:15:00 AM] Sneakyone: Alfa 8mg
[12:15:09 AM] Sneakyone: its in my favorites
[12:15:41 AM] Longevity: lol
[12:15:49 AM] Sneakyone: but reall
[12:15:50 AM] Sneakyone: y
[12:15:54 AM] Sneakyone: armpits
[12:15:55 AM] Sneakyone: >_>
[12:15:59 AM] Sneakyone: <_<
[12:16:06 AM] Longevity: 0_0
[12:16:15 AM] Sneakyone: thats why i love hentai
[12:16:23 AM] Sneakyone: if it was normal porn it would be gross
[12:16:39 AM] Sneakyone: and real girl doesnt do it for me
[12:17:08 AM] Sneakyone: lol smash would put this in important quotes
[12:20:06 AM] Gugu: X_X
[12:20:13 AM] Longevity: and get repped because these fags believe that
[12:20:21 AM] Gugu: I'd put in a girls armpits yo
[12:20:27 AM] Sneakyone: hell ya gugu
[12:20:35 AM] Sneakyone: plus 5 respect
[12:20:37 AM] Sneakyone: right there
[12:20:42 AM] Gugu: word
Best conversation ever
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In Skype:
Waar: Space, man, stop jerking it!
Space: I can't help it, it's a compulsive behavior.
Waar: Seriously, why are you masturbating so much?
Space: I think my behavioral patterns are out of whack, so I think my sexual tension is pretty high.
[23:01:14] 'theotaku' Are you flirting with me?
[23:01:18] <+Space> maaaaaybe
[23:01:39] 'theotaku' You seem kind of forward
[23:01:45] <+Tassu> space is sooo gay
[23:01:54] <+Tassu> so it's nothing personal
Waar: Space, man, stop jerking it!
Space: I can't help it, it's a compulsive behavior.
Waar: Seriously, why are you masturbating so much?
Space: I think my behavioral patterns are out of whack, so I think my sexual tension is pretty high.
[23:01:14] 'theotaku' Are you flirting with me?
[23:01:18] <+Space> maaaaaybe
[23:01:39] 'theotaku' You seem kind of forward
[23:01:45] <+Tassu> space is sooo gay
[23:01:54] <+Tassu> so it's nothing personal
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[7:59:17 PM] Sir Smash: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVx2MDoyLYQ
[8:01:36 PM] Sneakyone: i would hit that bitch in the face with a bottle
[8:01:42 PM] Sneakyone: seriously
[8:01:46 PM] Sneakyone: i would hit her
[8:01:50 PM] Sneakyone: i dont even care
EDIT
[8:15:11 PM] Gugu: https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?p=1591413#1591413
[8:15:13 PM] Gugu: Yo
[8:15:23 PM] Gugu: I would have knocked her shit sideways
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[8:19:52 PM] Kenshrugs: I would have knocked her shit sidewaysand then...
front, back, side to side
[8:19:57 PM] Kenshrugs: front front back back side to side
[8:01:36 PM] Sneakyone: i would hit that bitch in the face with a bottle
[8:01:42 PM] Sneakyone: seriously
[8:01:46 PM] Sneakyone: i would hit her
[8:01:50 PM] Sneakyone: i dont even care
EDIT
[8:15:11 PM] Gugu: https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?p=1591413#1591413
[8:15:13 PM] Gugu: Yo
[8:15:23 PM] Gugu: I would have knocked her shit sideways
EDIT
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[8:19:52 PM] Kenshrugs: I would have knocked her shit sidewaysand then...
front, back, side to side
[8:19:57 PM] Kenshrugs: front front back back side to side
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[7:44:10 AM] Space: I'M STILL GOING TO HEAVEN
[7:44:36 AM] Klorofolun: THOU SHALL NOT POOP MORE THAN ONCE A YEAR
[7:44:44 AM] Space: GODDAMNIT
[7:45:14 AM] Klorofolun: PEN, THE BIBLE HATES YOUR POOPING PROWESS
[7:45:57 AM] penellyope: 3 times a daaaaay
[7:46:01 AM] penellyope: suck it, jesus
[7:44:36 AM] Klorofolun: THOU SHALL NOT POOP MORE THAN ONCE A YEAR
[7:44:44 AM] Space: GODDAMNIT
[7:45:14 AM] Klorofolun: PEN, THE BIBLE HATES YOUR POOPING PROWESS
[7:45:57 AM] penellyope: 3 times a daaaaay
[7:46:01 AM] penellyope: suck it, jesus
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kgods wrote...
[font=Courier New]SLAYER NEXUS: This band sounds like Dethklok (About 1980s thrashers Forbidden)^
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i are sad D:
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
I should of recorded this...
dirty: i went to the live show at Suzy's Saturday(pron shop with striper booths).
me: ok
dirty: they changed the prices
me: Ok, so
dirty: $20 to watch and $30 to masturbate, i ask why was it more for me to jack off
me:.... your retarded
dirty: that what to guy said too it for the chick to play with herself
me: angel any four year old could tell you that
dirty: fuck you
me: is that it
dirty: no i ask how much for me to jerk it
me:...........
dirty: i had to pay $50 to jerk it while she played with herself
me:(uncontrollable laughing while my wife sat there just staring at him with distaste)
dirty: what so funny fucker
my wife: puto it free to fuck yourself dumbass.
this lean into a rant that would take until the devil comes and butt fucks me for been such a good guy on earth.
moral of the story just jack off at home or rent a whore.
dirty: i went to the live show at Suzy's Saturday(pron shop with striper booths).
me: ok
dirty: they changed the prices
me: Ok, so
dirty: $20 to watch and $30 to masturbate, i ask why was it more for me to jack off
me:.... your retarded
dirty: that what to guy said too it for the chick to play with herself
me: angel any four year old could tell you that
dirty: fuck you
me: is that it
dirty: no i ask how much for me to jerk it
me:...........
dirty: i had to pay $50 to jerk it while she played with herself
me:(uncontrollable laughing while my wife sat there just staring at him with distaste)
dirty: what so funny fucker
my wife: puto it free to fuck yourself dumbass.
this lean into a rant that would take until the devil comes and butt fucks me for been such a good guy on earth.
moral of the story just jack off at home or rent a whore.
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[7:24:10 PM] Tony: sideways
[7:24:13 PM] Tony: into a ball
[7:24:17 PM] Tony: and I woke up like
[7:24:27 PM] Tony: how did I even fit in between this space
[7:24:46 PM | Edited 7:24:59 PM] Tony: I need to stop laying down with my dog
[7:25:04 PM] Sneakyone: eww
[7:25:06 PM] Tony: that's the reason I fell asleep there
[7:25:36 PM] Sneakyone: beastiality
[7:25:41 PM] kawaiiloli: lol
[7:25:43 PM] kawaiiloli: haha
[7:25:45 PM] Sneakyone: jk gugu
[7:25:48 PM] Tony: lol
[7:25:52 PM] kawaiiloli: nigga u bad
[7:25:53 PM] Sneakyone: i know you dont roll that way
[7:24:13 PM] Tony: into a ball
[7:24:17 PM] Tony: and I woke up like
[7:24:27 PM] Tony: how did I even fit in between this space
[7:24:46 PM | Edited 7:24:59 PM] Tony: I need to stop laying down with my dog
[7:25:04 PM] Sneakyone: eww
[7:25:06 PM] Tony: that's the reason I fell asleep there
[7:25:36 PM] Sneakyone: beastiality
[7:25:41 PM] kawaiiloli: lol
[7:25:43 PM] kawaiiloli: haha
[7:25:45 PM] Sneakyone: jk gugu
[7:25:48 PM] Tony: lol
[7:25:52 PM] kawaiiloli: nigga u bad
[7:25:53 PM] Sneakyone: i know you dont roll that way
