Important Quotes

A friend said this on msn:
Mjölk: Yin, representerar femininitet (det är komjölk), kyla och våthet, båda associerar jag med mjölk pga bristen av ordentlig placerbar smak.
Cola: Yang, dock inte så mycket representation bortsett ifrån att yang står för värme, och colan är ljum, samt aggresivitet, vilket kan attributeras till kolsyran och smaken...

English translation:
Milk: Yin, represents feminineness (It is cow milk), cold and wetness, both of which I associate with milk because of the lack of proper, placerbar taste.
Coke: Yang, though not so much representative, apart from that Yang means warmth, and the coke is lukewarm, and also aggression, which can be attributed to the Carbon Dioxide and the taste...

The important quote in this is "Milk is Yin and lukewarm coke is Yang"

[10/26/2010 11:35:32 PM] Kenshrugs: I
[10/26/2010 11:35:33 PM] Kenshrugs: WILL NOT
[10/26/2010 11:35:35 PM] Kenshrugs: BE SILENCED
[10/26/2010 11:35:37 PM] Vowels: VOWELS GIVETH AND VOWELS TAKETH AWAY
[10/26/2010 11:35:43 PM] Vowels: YOU WILL WORSHIT VOWELS

"You're lucky this table is standing between my foot and your ass." - Red Foreman

[10:29:56 PM] Tegumi: BACK TO WEBSITE BACKEND
[10:30:56 PM] Tegumi: OR RATHER
[10:31:01 PM] Tegumi: MAKING MORE BANNERS FOR BLOG
[10:31:08 PM] Space: AWESOME
[10:31:10 PM] Space: HAVE FUN
[10:31:22 PM | Edited 10:31:27 PM] Tegumi: WILL DO
[10:31:35 PM] Space: TOO LATE, I SAW IT
[10:32:18 PM] Tegumi: DOP
[10:32:30 PM] Space: DOP
[10:32:35 PM] Tegumi: DOP
[10:32:37 PM] Space: DOP
[10:32:40 PM] Tegumi: DOP
[10:32:42 PM] Space: DOP
[10:32:45 PM] Tegumi: DOP
[10:32:46 PM] Space: DOP
[10:32:49 PM] Tegumi: DOP
[10:32:50 PM] Space: DOP
[10:32:52 PM] Tegumi: DOP
[10:32:53 PM] Space: DOP
[10:32:55 PM] Tegumi: DOP
[10:32:56 PM] Space: DOP
[10:32:58 PM] Tegumi: DOP
[10:32:59 PM] Space: DOP
[10:33:00 PM] Tegumi: DOP
[10:33:01 PM] Space: DOP
[10:33:02 PM] Tegumi: DOP
[10:33:03 PM] Space: DOP
[10:33:05 PM] Tegumi: DOP
[10:33:05 PM] Space: DOP
[10:33:07 PM] Tegumi: DOP
[10:33:07 PM] Space: DOP
[10:33:09 PM] Tegumi: DOP
[10:33:10 PM] Space: DOP
[10:33:10 PM] Tegumi: DOP
[10:33:12 PM] Space: DOP
[10:33:13 PM] Tegumi: DOP
[10:33:14 PM] Space: DOP
[10:33:15 PM] Tegumi: DOP
[10:33:16 PM] Space: DOP
[10:33:18 PM] Tegumi: DOP
[10:33:18 PM] Space: DOP
[10:33:19 PM] Tegumi: DOP
[10:33:20 PM] Space: DOP
[10:33:22 PM] Tegumi: DOP
[10:33:22 PM] Space: DOP
[10:33:24 PM] Tegumi: DOP
[10:33:25 PM] Space: DOP
[10:33:26 PM] Tegumi: DOP
[10:33:27 PM] Space: DOP
[10:33:28 PM] Tegumi: DOP
[10:33:29 PM] Space: DOP
[10:33:30 PM] Tegumi: DOP
[10:33:31 PM] Space: DOP
[10:33:33 PM] Tegumi: DOP
[10:33:33 PM] Space: DOP
[10:33:35 PM] Tegumi: DOP
[10:33:35 PM] Space: DOP
[10:33:37 PM] Tegumi: DOP
[10:33:37 PM] Space: DOP
[10:33:42 PM] Tegumi: ARE YOU LAUGHING AS HARD AS I AM RIGHT NOW?
[10:33:50 PM] Space: MAYBE
[10:33:54 PM] Space: HOW HARD ARE YOU LAUGHING
[10:33:55 PM] Tegumi: DOP
[10:33:57 PM] Space: DOP
[10:33:58 PM] Tegumi: QUITE HARD
[10:34:07 PM] Space: I'M GIGGLING NON STOP
[10:34:10 PM] Space: DOES THAT COUNT?
[10:34:11 PM] Tegumi: SAME
[10:34:47 PM] Space: DO OUR PICKLES..?
[10:35:31 PM] Tegumi: PICKLES?
[10:35:34 PM] Space: PICKLES!
[10:35:41 PM] Space: DO OURS?
[10:35:46 PM] Space: DO OUR PICKLES!?
[10:35:52 PM] Space: DOP
[10:36:07 PM] Tegumi: OH
[10:37:07 PM] Tegumi: PRECISELY, OMITTING DOUBT.
[10:37:25 PM] Space: POXES ON DEM
[10:37:41 PM] Tegumi: ???
[10:37:57 PM] Space: A POX! A POX! A POX ON DEM ALL!
[10:38:10 PM] Space: DUSTY OLD PLAYTHINGS
[10:38:30 PM] Tegumi: DRIVING ON PAR
[10:38:53 PM | Edited 10:38:55 PM] Space: DIGGING OLD POSTS
[10:39:26 PM] Tegumi: DANCING ON PATIO
[10:40:01 PM] Space: DILAPIDATED ONCOLOGICAL PRICKLES
[10:41:08 PM] Tegumi: DRESSING OR PREPARING
[10:41:53 PM] Space: DEPARTING OUR PLACES
[10:42:06 PM] Tegumi: DETAILING OUT PROPOSITION
[10:42:40 PM] Space: DECKING OUTSIDE PLACEHOLDERS
[10:42:42 PM] Tegumi: DERBY OF PINEWOOD
[10:43:08 PM] Space: DINKY OUTCAST PLAYWRIGHT
[10:43:11 PM] Tegumi: DOLING OUT PROVISIONS
[10:43:28 PM] Space: DENMARK OUSTED POLAND
[10:43:43 PM] Tegumi: DIVINING ONE'S PROVIDENCE
[10:44:03 PM] Space: DICKING OUR PROSTITUTES
[10:44:12 PM | Edited 10:44:27 PM] Tegumi: DUCKS OR PLATYPI
[10:45:15 PM] Space: DWINDLING OUTFITTERS PLANKS
[10:45:18 PM] Tegumi: DROOLING OVER PAN
[10:45:55 PM] Space: DOCKS ON PLEBES
[10:46:11 PM | Edited 10:46:21 PM] Tegumi: DEFENSE OUTWITS PROSECUTION
[10:46:29 PM] Space: DUKING OVER PANCAKES
[10:46:43 PM] Tegumi: DEFINITELY ORNERY PENGUINS
[10:47:03 PM] Space: DANCING ON PLATES
[10:47:05 PM] Tegumi: DETERMINED ORDINARY PLEBIANS
[10:47:57 PM] Space: DJARUM ON PANE
[10:48:01 PM] Tegumi: DOCTOR OPENS PULMONARY
[10:48:41 PM] Space: DECULTURED OFFED PHILOSOPHERS
[10:49:47 PM] Tegumi: DELIGHTFULLY OUTSTANDING PLANS
[10:50:07 PM] Space: DELICIOUS OLFACTRY PLEASANTRY
[10:50:47 PM] Tegumi: DUSTY, OLD PANS
[10:51:22 PM] Space: DIMPLED OSTENTATIOUS PICKLES
[10:51:24 PM] Tegumi: DWELLING ON PAST
[10:52:00 PM] Space: DITCHED OGGLING PENGUINS
[10:52:04 PM] Tegumi: DISHEVELED, OILY PIG
[10:52:32 PM] Space: DWIGHT OWES POUNDS
[10:53:16 PM | Edited 10:53:22 PM] Tegumi: DON'T OBSCURE PHOSPOROUS
[10:53:30 PM] Space: DOCKING OLD PENISES
[10:54:18 PM] Tegumi: DRYING OFF PEARS
[10:54:35 PM] Space: DECKED OUT PHOTOGRAPHY
[10:55:20 PM] Tegumi: DUMB OAF PLAY
[10:55:41 PM] Space: DAILY OATS PLEASE
[10:55:52 PM] Space: I AM HORSE
[10:55:56 PM] Space: FEED ME
[10:56:00 PM] Tegumi: DROOPY OLD PRIEST
[10:56:07 PM] Tegumi: NO
[10:56:10 PM] Tegumi: I HAVE NO OATS
[10:56:12 PM] Tegumi: I AM A PRIEST
[10:56:21 PM] Space: BUT PREIST
[10:56:24 PM] Space: CAN CALL ON GOD
[10:56:29 PM] Space: PLEASE, I STARVING
[10:56:53 PM] Tegumi: GOD HAS NO OATS
[10:57:25 PM] Space: BUT GOD CREATED OATS
[10:57:27 PM] Space: WHY NO OATS
[10:57:29 PM] Space: PREIST
[10:57:32 PM] Space: YOU LIE TO ME?
[10:57:59 PM] Tegumi: HERE ANALOGY:
[10:58:10 PM] Tegumi: IF I MAKE A ORIGAMI
[10:58:12 PM] Tegumi: BUT I GIVE IT AWAY
[10:58:16 PM] Tegumi: THEN I HAVE NO ORIGAMI
[10:58:32 PM] Space: GODDAMN, PRIEST
[10:58:34 PM] Space: I LAUGHING HARD
[10:58:48 PM] Space: BUT STILL STARVING
[10:58:56 PM] Tegumi: YOU SHOULD EAT LAUGHS
[10:58:58 PM] Tegumi: IS GOOD FOR YOU
[10:59:08 PM] Space: BUT PRIEST
[10:59:20 PM] Space: SOUND IS VIBRATING AIR
[10:59:39 PM] Space: CANNOT EAT VIBRATIONS
[10:59:44 PM] Space: PASS THROUGH ME
[10:59:53 PM] Tegumi: TRY HARDER
[11:00:03 PM] Space: I MUST BECOME VACUUM
[11:00:14 PM] Tegumi: GO
[11:00:21 PM] Space: YES, FATHER
[11:00:55 PM] Space: I GO
[11:00:59 PM] Space: TO BECOME VACUUM
[11:01:08 PM] Tegumi: GOOD HORSE
[11:01:08 PM] Space: KNOW WHERE I MAY FIND SENSEI TO INSTRUCT?
[11:01:17 PM] Tegumi: SENSEI IS ALL AROUND YOU
[11:01:18 PM] Tegumi: AIR IS YOUR SENSEI
[11:01:29 PM] Space: BUT AIR IS SUBSTANTIAL
[11:01:34 PM] Space: I WISH TO BE UNSUBSTANTIAL
[11:01:44 PM] Space: SO I MAY EAT VIBRATION
[11:01:48 PM] Space: AND NOT STARVE
[11:02:30 PM] Tegumi: SENSEI CAN BE NOT WHAT YOU WANT TO BE
[11:02:33 PM] Tegumi: IS NO PROBLEM
[11:03:07 PM] Space: THIS SOUND TOO HARD
[11:03:08 PM] Space: TELL GOD
[11:03:13 PM] Space: HE MAKE OATS ONCE, HE CAN MAKE AGAIN
[11:04:20 PM] Tegumi: YOU TELL HIM
[11:04:23 PM] Tegumi: YOU ARE ONE WHO WANT OATS
[11:04:30 PM] Space: TEACH ME TO TALK WITH GOD
[11:04:33 PM] Space: YOU CAN TEACH ME
[11:04:36 PM] Space: BECAUSE YOU TALKING TO HORSE
[11:04:55 PM] Tegumi: OKAY
[11:05:02 PM] Tegumi: THERE
[11:05:03 PM] Tegumi: NOW YOU KNOW
[11:05:08 PM] Space: YAY
[11:05:12 PM] Space: I TALK TO GOD NOW
[11:07:33 PM] Space: GOD NOT RESPOND TO ME
[11:07:38 PM] Space: IS BECAUSE I HORSE?
[11:08:03 PM] Space: DO GOD NOT SPEAK HORSE?
[11:08:04 PM] Tegumi: DO NOT KNOW
[11:08:07 PM] Tegumi: TRY HARDER?
[11:08:16 PM] Space: HORSE STARVE BEFORE THEN
[11:08:21 PM] Space: HORSE GO BOTHER FARMER
[11:08:44 PM] Space: FARMER
[11:08:47 PM] Space: DO OATS PLANT


[12:25:51 AM | Removed 12:26:13 AM] Sneakyone: it's always about dicks in my mouth
[12:25:54 AM | Removed 12:26:15 AM] Sneakyone: why are dicks so big and juicy.

[11:41:06 AM] Sneakyone: ive used one of those
[11:41:10 AM] Toneberry: but a japanese girl swimsuit?

funny how that one happened

[4:54:03 PM] Commander Shepard: I have a story from my past where I wore a dress
[4:54:10 PM] Commander Shepard: Does that relate to you Space?
[4:54:22 PM] Space: [NAME REDACTED]
[4:54:24 PM] Biotechnic: As we speak
[4:54:25 PM] Space: wearing a dress
[4:54:32 PM] Space: i want to hear this
[4:54:36 PM] Space: and no, it doesn't relate to me ):
[4:54:38 PM] Biotechnic: [NAME REDACTED] you're too tall for dresses
[4:54:43 PM] Biotechnic: they'd make you look even taller
[4:54:44 PM] Commander Shepard: Oh it was ages ago
[4:54:54 PM] Commander Shepard: My grandad was all srs
[4:54:54 PM] Biotechnic: did you wear heals?
[4:55:07 PM] Commander Shepard: Saying "Girls should wear girl cloths and vice versa"
[4:55:09 PM] Commander Shepard: So he comes round
[4:55:12 PM] Biotechnic: related: I almost bought a pair of heels like a week ago
[4:55:30 PM] Commander Shepard: me and my cousins all switch gender clothes and start skipping round the garden
[4:55:32 PM] Commander Shepard: he mad
[4:55:37 PM] Biotechnic: hahaha
[4:55:39 PM] Space: wat
[4:55:48 PM] Space: brb, fappin' to [NAME REDACTED]
[4:55:52 PM] Commander Shepard: :|
[4:55:54 PM] Commander Shepard: (shake)
[4:55:55 PM] Space: frolicking in women's clothing
[4:56:02 PM] Commander Shepard: I was like 9
[4:56:07 PM] Biotechnic: >shota
[4:56:10 PM] Biotechnic: you're only making his dick harder [NAME REDACTED]
[4:56:15 PM] Commander Shepard: FUCK
[4:56:17 PM] Commander Shepard: FUCK

Commander Shepard is Mattarat.

EIYAHHHHH!!!! -cumz all over page- TEGUMI-SAMAAAA!!!! TT~TT~~~<<3333

Sneakyone: "I'm a lolicon and I work at Wal-Mart"

[5:25:25 AM] Sneakyone: i like lolicon, im also bisexual
[5:25:27 AM] Meh: ^
[5:25:35 AM] Sneakyone: im going to go rape little girls in real life

Hmmm, looks like chat mod whoring to me

[4:27:08 PM] Paul: REMINDER FOR EVERYONE
[4:27:10 PM] Paul: *image of tegumi*
[4:27:48 PM] penellyope: legusis
[4:27:59 PM] penellyope: was hoping that was andrews dick

* There is no normal life, Wyatt. There's just life.-Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday

also less important but I like them

* I have not yet begun to defile myself- Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday

* it appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds- Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday


*This is funny-the last words of the real Doc Holiday


hope these haven't been posted already ^-^

Artie, The Strongest Man in the World - "Soon you will be like Cheese Boy: melty, melty, melty!"

You just noticed?

[EDIT] Onsokumaru: Keep bitching, keep bitching. I love the sound of a sore loser.

Water is really important. Without water no one would learn how to swim and everybody would drown.
- Random guy's graffiti on a bus stop.

Badguy: Before I give you my computer, I want to see you and Solva fight to the death.
Solva: I fight dirty.
Space: I aim for the butt.
Badguy: You just made my day.


Badguy: This booger is delicious.

Badguy: Mmmmm, cock.
Badguy: Oh wait, I mean mmmmmmm, cock.
Badguy: But by that I mean, mmmmmm, cock.