sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:30 pm
Ahhhhh.....
send me to mexico
menollychi 10:31 pm
mehico?
why~?
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:31 pm
I need find someone there
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:33 pm
and would like some tacos too
menollychi 10:34 pm
oh. '^'
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:34 pm
you like tacos
menollychi 10:34 pm
i do.
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:34 pm
come with me then we can eat tacos till we burst
menollychi 10:35 pm
suhweet.
let's go, guy.
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:35 pm
off to mehico then!
-takes out map-
menollychi 10:35 pm
LESSGO
-stares at map-
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:36 pm
Okay if you go straigh well hit a moutain but what this black thing here?
menollychi 10:36 pm
i think it's like
a black hole.
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:37 pm
why is there a black hole in the middle of here and not to the west of here.
menollychi 10:38 pm
you know
i'm not sure.
let's go find out.
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:38 pm
Okay then...
hope its not a trap.
filled with cake and dogcakes
menollychi 10:38 pm
yeah...
'^'
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:39 pm
-starts walking_
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:39 pm
something smells funny
menollychi 10:40 pm
-trails behind-
huh...
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:40 pm
cant you smell anything?
menollychi 10:40 pm
-has a stuffy nose-
nein.
'^'
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:41 pm
Really, cause it smell like victory.
-moar bad joke-
menollychi 10:41 pm
XD
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:42 pm
your being to kind, that joke suked donkey
menollychi 10:43 pm
i laughed like an idiot.
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:43 pm
XD
-keeps walking-
knock knock
menollychi 10:46 pm
whos' there??!!?
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:46 pm
Phillip.
menollychi 10:47 pm
PHILLIP WHO?
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:47 pm
phillip my bag with candy
XD
menollychi 10:47 pm
....
-laughs obnoxiously-
XD
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:48 pm
aww
menollychi 10:48 pm
ahhhhhh.
that was good.
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:48 pm
no it wasn't
menollychi 10:49 pm
i
actually
did laugh obnoxiously.
because i'm an idiot.
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:49 pm
your not an idoit
menollychi 10:49 pm
O:
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:50 pm
-eats another cookie-
menollychi 10:50 pm
O:
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:51 pm
why i mexico sooooooo far away...
menollychi 10:52 pm
because.
well!
i guess that depends on where you are~
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:52 pm
Im 40 mins away in a car
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:52 pm
2 days walking
menollychi 10:53 pm
O:
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:53 pm
-picks up stick and waves it around-
menollychi 10:54 pm
'^'
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:55 pm
monkey monkey monket monkey~~~
menollychi 10:55 pm
-dies-
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:55 pm
-runs torward you-
what dont die!
-shakes head vigerously-
menollychi 10:56 pm
-reaches out weakly-
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:56 pm
what is it!
-sad face-
menollychi 10:56 pm
dying...
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:57 pm
noooo!!!!
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:57 pm
dam it live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
menollychi 10:58 pm
-lives-
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 10:58 pm
Yes!!!!!
-checks pulse-
you seem ok now, but what happend!
menollychi 11:00 pm
phew.
got poisoned.
luckily i had an antidote in my pocket.
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:00 pm
by what!
menollychi 11:00 pm
a malboro.
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:01 pm
Cigs?!
menollychi 11:01 pm
no.
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:01 pm
-tries to remeber what malboro is-
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:02 pm
you got me, i cant remeber what that is....
what is it?
menollychi 11:03 pm
X3
http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Malboro
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:04 pm
ohhhhhhhhh... -feel like an idiot-
but i didnt see anything though.
menollychi 11:04 pm
O:
it snuck up on me.
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:05 pm
those sneaky basturds! Was it only one?
menollychi 11:05 pm
yes.
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:06 pm
but how they're ussually in packs, unless....
I think were in theyre teritory...
menollychi 11:07 pm
OH SHI-
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:07 pm
we need weapons. -checks pokets-
I have a knife, cookies, some change and a rock.
You?
menollychi 11:08 pm
-digs around in pockets-
... i have an uzi, a revolver, two daggers, and a crossbow.
dammit.
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:09 pm
uhhhh... -checks back pokets-
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:09 pm
oh and a lighter from earlyer
menollychi 11:09 pm
;^;
-hides-
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:10 pm
dont hide, im not gunna light anything unless its entacled
-put lighter back in pokect-
menollychi 11:11 pm
o-okies...
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:11 pm
-pats head-
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:12 pm
okay we're gunna have to do something if you cant stand the fire.
menono. 11:12 pm
;^;
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:12 pm
its alright....
do you have any rope
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:16 pm
I need a stick.
menono. 11:17 pm
!!!
-pulls out rope-
no stick, though.
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:23 pm
okay give me the rope and crossbow. I have a plan!
menono. 11:23 pm
okay!
-hands them over-
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:24 pm
-ties knife on crossbow-
menono. 11:24 pm
'^'
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:25 pm
-then the lighter on knife-
okay all done!
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:25 pm
-hold up some weird created thing-
what do think of it?
menono. 11:26 pm
it's...
-eyes water-
it's beautiful.
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:26 pm
Why,thank you
-throws cookies all over-
now we wait
menono. 11:27 pm
-waits-
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:27 pm
i see shadows
menono. 11:27 pm
-jumps-
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:28 pm
calm down, if we kill one we'll be able to take its hide and blend in .
with the others
-take out godly crossbow attached with knife adn lighter-
menono. 11:30 pm
-hides-
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:30 pm
we only have one shoot
menono. 11:30 pm
let's
do this.
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:30 pm
-pull triger-
-nothing happped-
uhhhh, we have a proble...
m...
menono. 11:31 pm
OH SHI-
...
-straps bomb to self-
-runs into mob-
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:31 pm
-wait-
menono. 11:31 pm
-explodes-
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:32 pm
crap....
-opens wallet-
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:32 pm
-takes out reviavl stone-
-walk to her explodded torso and places it on head-
menono. 11:33 pm
x_x
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:34 pm
DAMN IT YOU ALMOST DIED ON ME ONCE, IM NOT LETTING YOU GO AGAIN!!!!
-stone starts glowwing-
-white flash happens-
menono. 11:34 pm
!!
menono. 11:34 pm
-lives-
oxo;;
w-what just...
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:35 pm
you died
menono. 11:35 pm
you... you revived me?
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:35 pm
yeah, last of my secret stash.
you feel okay?
menono. 11:35 pm
i-i feel fine. o^o
you... you did that for me?
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:36 pm
-serious face- Yeah, as long as your here with me for now you will not die...
menono. 11:37 pm
-wipes tears-
...
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:37 pm
theres nothing to cry about.
your alive, be happy
menono. 11:37 pm
:'D
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:37 pm
thats better! -smiles-
menono. 11:37 pm
-smiles back- yaay.
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:38 pm
okay you killed a lot of them, but...
menono. 11:38 pm
b-but?
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:39 pm
that explossion was loud, so they'll be more coming.
menono. 11:39 pm
... shiiiit.
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:39 pm
yeah, the only thing i have left in my wallet is a...
-checks wallet again-
menono. 11:40 pm
-digs around in hoodie pockets again-
... molotov cocktail?
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:40 pm
your scared of fire so... yeah
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:41 pm
i have a pack of guitar strings and a magic bean
menono. 11:41 pm
it's cool, guy.
i have my guitar in here somewhere.
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:42 pm
okay, we can use the song of revival but thats last resort
and the magic bean needs...
menono. 11:43 pm
soft soil...
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:43 pm
no, the weilders left hand.
menono. 11:43 pm
wat.
menono. 11:43 pm
welp.
are you left or right handed?
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:43 pm
left
im cut it off soon
menono. 11:44 pm
... i'll do it, since i'm right-handed.
that way
we both still have our main hands.
y/y? :3
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:44 pm
no,
menono. 11:44 pm
>:I
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:44 pm
you already died on me.
im dual handed so it'll be okay
menono. 11:45 pm
oh, okay.
if you're sure.
you know what?
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:45 pm
what
menono. 11:45 pm
you could always cross the street afterwards.
wanna know why?
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:45 pm
why
menono. 11:45 pm
so you could get
to the second hand shop.
AHAHAHA
menono. 11:45 pm
-is shot-
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:46 pm
-serious face, cant hold it in anylongerrrrr.......-
hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahaahaha...
menono. 11:46 pm
XD
YOU LAUGHED AT MY LAME JOKE
YES
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:46 pm
well it was good.
menono. 11:47 pm
-hugs-
ahhhh.
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:47 pm
-hugs back-
okay hand me your knife
its now or never
menono. 11:47 pm
-hands him one of her daggers-
... be strong, bro. be strong.
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:48 pm
-puts rest of cookies in mouth-
you might want to look away, there gunna be lots o' blood
menono. 11:49 pm
-watches-
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:49 pm
what the hell your scared of fire but not blood -confussed face-
menono. 11:49 pm
yes.
'u'
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:49 pm
okay...
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:50 pm
-makes a fist- good bye lefty, barely used you...
-starts sliceing-
menono. 11:50 pm
-stares-
... this could make a good snuff film.
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:51 pm
-mouthfull of cookies-
whatskjbnasfjbnaskjbnjsfkjbskjbkasjdbjasjabfkjbsjbasfja
-severs last of the skin-
menono. 11:51 pm
'^'
-holds up his severed hand-
huh.
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:52 pm
li........tier.......
give......meh.....i...t...
menono. 11:52 pm
the lighter?
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:53 pm
cloooosse the would with fire....
menono. 11:53 pm
oh, w-wait...
-shakes-
...
-hands him the lighter-
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:53 pm
look away
-hhhhhhhnnngggggg-------------------------
menono. 11:53 pm
-closes her eyes-
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:54 pm
ahhhhhhhh, it feeeeeeels soooooo......
menono. 11:54 pm
icky?
gross?
disgusting?
unpleasant?
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:54 pm
nooooooooooooooo.....
weird.....
menono. 11:54 pm
... weird?
i almost want to look...
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:55 pm
no doont im half way done
menono. 11:55 pm
o-okay... /n\ -continues covering her eyes-
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:55 pm
iiiiits okay now,its closed.
make a hole...
in the ground
menono. 11:56 pm
-makes a hole in the ground-
'^'
menono. 11:56 pm
-looks at huge puddle of blood-
... well
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:56 pm
-throws hand in hole-
menono. 11:56 pm
at least it's not puddle of mudd.
-watches-
'^'
-makes another lame joke-
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:57 pm
lol mustrd plug
okay close your ears this is gunna get lous
i mean louad
-ground begins shaking-
here it comes!
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 11:58 pm
-everything goes grey-
okay we have to move quickly, we've got 2 mins to run our asses off
menono. 11:59 pm
-grabs his right hand and runs like hell-
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 12:00 am
-yawns- you know time is frozen for now, right.
menono. 12:01 am
hell yes!
but dude
my favourite cafe
is twelve hours away.
i gotta get a headstart.
damn good coffee, son.
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 12:02 am
time stoped by matter now moves at the speed of 40x faster we'll be there just when time resumes
menono. 12:03 am
;^;
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 12:04 am
the blood loss is making meh feel woozy...
menono. 12:05 am
hang in there, guy.
-blood transfusion-
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 12:05 am
no, i'll die
menono. 12:05 am
nuh uh.
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 12:06 am
i've got ab- blood doubt you've got it
-keeps running-
menono. 12:07 am
MAYBE I DO
-runs-
-trips-
-faceplant-
owieee...
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 12:07 am
-reaches with stump-
hop on my back. -serious face-
menono. 12:08 am
'^'
i-i'm fine!
-stands up-
after all, i am so GAR.
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 12:09 am
-takes out lighter, and lights it-
really
menono. 12:09 am
-puffs out cheeks-
YES. >:I
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 12:09 am
okay, fine.
sirwaffles246@gmail.com 12:09 am
lets go then
menono. 12:09 am
-wipes tears when he's not looking-
okay!