Important Quotes

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That was funny.

"Whether it be impossible or laughable, Great men open up paths of battle! If there's a wall, we break it down! If there's no path, we'll make one with these hands! The heart's magma burns with flames! Everlasting combination: Gurren Lagann! Me...Us...WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!"

[3:59:57 AM] Sean: I'm Santa
[4:00:03 AM] keichii: =D
[4:00:14 AM] Sean: AND I'M CLIMBING IN YO WINDOW, SNATCHIN YO PEOPLE UP.
[4:00:20 AM] Nekohime: NO
[4:00:20 AM] keichii: ;_;
[4:00:30 AM] Nekohime: IMMA HIDE MY GIFTS, HIDE MY TREES AND HIDE MY EGGNOG
[4:00:41 AM] Sean: LOL
[4:00:45 AM] Sean: ^5 NEKO!
[4:00:51 AM] Nekohime: ^5

YEAH, WE'RE JUST THAT AWESOME.

"Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!"

[3:05:31 PM] I am Antw0n: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
[3:05:40 PM] I am Antw0n: STILL RAGING OVER PANTY+STOCKING
[3:05:56 PM] Nekohime: lol
[3:06:41 PM] I am Antw0n: I JUST WANNA PUT A BABY IN A BLENDER
[3:07:59 PM] The Phenomenal One: Threw me through a fucking loop, man.
[3:08:09 PM] GoodDay: Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
[3:08:26 PM] I am Antw0n: I put em in headfirst.
[3:08:32 PM] GoodDay: Why
[3:08:36 PM] GoodDay: then you can't see the expression on their face

[10:35:57 AM] GISM88: So, a few days ago I was going through the Yuri thread and saving like a mad man
[10:36:11 AM] GISM88: But then I fapped and deleted them
[10:36:12 AM] GISM88: IDK
[10:36:19 AM] Prince: XDD
[10:36:39 AM] Prince: Gave the yuri pics a one night stand. Lol.
[10:36:57 AM] GISM88: Haha
[10:37:03 AM] GISM88: I'll probably do it again though...
[10:37:15 AM] GISM88: now that you mentioin it....O3O
[10:37:26 AM] GISM88: *runs to Yuri thread*

"It's 4 in the fucking morning. It's fucking Sunday and I've got to go to fucking work in 4 fucking hours because of every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill, NOW CAN YOU SEE WHY I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY!?"

[3:17:25 AM] mangaka350: oh yeah tegs some say your korean is this true? O 3 O
[3:17:38 AM] oppailoli: i thought she was taiwanese
[3:17:47 AM] mangaka350: sisami said ths
[3:17:53 AM] foogoomee: I'm about as Korean as you are a deadline-meeter
[3:17:58 AM] oppailoli: >believe sisami
[3:18:00 AM] oppailoli: >lol
[3:18:00 AM] daniel35547: You believe everything Sisami says? lol
[3:18:17 AM] mangaka350: >mangaka got trolled?
[3:18:23 AM] oppailoli: Sisami trollin'
[3:18:34 AM] foogoomee: Or
[3:18:42 AM] foogoomee: Sisami could just be stupid
[3:18:49 AM] foogoomee: You know, the likely option

haha xD

p.s. awesome sig :D!

That's not a beer. THAT'S AS BIG AS MY CHILD!

[12:32:11 AM] AP meno: i heard myself.
[12:32:12 AM] AP meno: sick man.
[12:32:13 AM] AP meno: sick.
[12:32:15 AM] Renovartio: hmmm?
[12:32:18 AM] Renovartio: what?
[12:32:23 AM] AP meno: -cuts out vocal cords-
[12:32:24 AM] Renovartio: you sound sexy
[12:32:28 AM] AP meno: ... ... ...
[12:32:30 AM] Renovartio: very sexy
[12:32:36 AM] AP meno: -chokes self with ripped out vocal cords-

[1:08:58 AM] mou-tan: *moans like a gay guy*
[1:08:59 AM] mou-tan: ~~~
[1:09:04 AM] koko: lolnprince
[1:09:05 AM] too Gee: NICE
[1:09:07 AM] too Gee: opportunity
[1:09:15 AM] it's fucking menolly, bitches.: you bitch!

[1:04:55 AM] mou-tan: I moan at school a lot
[1:04:56 AM] mou-tan: XD
[1:04:56 AM] too Gee: think about bob the builder LOL

[12/26/2010 11:48:53 PM] too Gee: LOL YOU SOUNDED JUST LIKE CABOOSE JUST NOW

[12/26/2010 11:42:45 PM] Renovartio: strangers in the night?
[12/26/2010 11:42:48 PM] koko: DONT POINT AT MENO WHEN U SAY THAT~! RENO! XD

[1:14:55 AM] Renovartio: go fap kevin
[1:14:57 AM] too Gee: .....but I'm outside
[1:14:57 AM] Renovartio: then come back
[1:14:59 AM] it's fucking menonononolly, bitches.: icky~
[1:15:01 AM] too Gee: i dont knwo how to

[1:20:24 AM] Renovartio: its not like I am a sparkly vampire

[12/26/2010 11:15:26 AM] GISM88: Jello?
[12/26/2010 11:15:49 AM] CirceBunBun~: shots
[12/26/2010 11:16:17 AM] GISM88: Sure
[12/26/2010 11:16:20 AM] GISM88: *serves*
[12/26/2010 11:18:41 AM] CirceBunBun~: lol
[12/26/2010 11:18:49 AM] CirceBunBun~: Stop trying to touch my boobs : |
[12/26/2010 11:18:49 AM] CirceBunBun~: xD

[12/28/2010 2:03:51 PM] Elizabeta Héderváry~❤: ^^
[12/28/2010 2:03:58 PM] GISM88:---^
[12/28/2010 2:04:08 PM] GISM88: /._.\
[12/28/2010 2:04:22 PM] Elizabeta Héderváry~❤: lol
[12/28/2010 2:04:23 PM] Elizabeta Héderváry~❤: yes?
[12/28/2010 2:04:32 PM] GISM88: What?
[12/28/2010 2:04:41 PM] Elizabeta Héderváry~❤: that face?
[12/28/2010 2:04:41 PM] GISM88: No just doing coneheads X3
[12/28/2010 2:04:46 PM] Elizabeta Héderváry~❤: lmao~
[12/28/2010 2:04:53 PM] GISM88:----^
[12/28/2010 2:04:58 PM] GISM88: /T_T\
[12/28/2010 2:05:08 PM] GISM88:-----^
[12/28/2010 2:05:12 PM] GISM88: /O_O\
[12/28/2010 2:05:18 PM] GISM88: Okay, no more coneheads

Everytime you jerk it, you can pretend that you're a mass murderer.

Stradivarius: "In my maiden testicles I have 20 billion sperm saved up for you onee-sama~"

Skype convo
[Circe] So I'm going to set up my new printer, its so flipping cute~
[Kaien] Ok, I'll be here for support
-time lapse-
[Circe] Ok keep door close and hatch open. Now insert paper.
[Circe] ...
[Kaien] You don't have any paper?
[Circe] Shut up I forgot ;~;
[Kaien] lol its ok

Do not waste your tears. I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men.

Circe: Ok, I'm gonna go clean up a bit.

Kaien: Oh, I'm gonna go squeeze my lemons now.

Circe: o3o

Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
-Murphy's Law

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