Important Quotes

Quoted for truth.

[12:19:21 PM] Sneaky: that doujin with nagis armpits got me into it
[12:19:24 PM] Sneaky: so good
[12:19:24 PM] Sneaky: lol
[12:19:27 PM] Kona-chan: Same....
[12:19:33 PM] Kona-chan: damn Nash...
[12:19:42 PM] Sneaky: when I saw that dakimakura of konata
[12:19:50 PM] Sneaky: you can see her armpits, I was like
[12:19:54 PM] Sneaky: FUCK YEA
[12:19:58 PM] Sneaky: ;_;
[12:20:09 PM] Sneaky: i sound so creepy right now

fucking trolls tainting the topic with shitful motherfucking nonsense.

What I would want to call them up to their cell phones at 3:00 am and yell in full volume is... :
"Who's the slimy little Communist shit twinkle-toes cocksucker who just signed his own death warrant?"
-from a military movie, can't remember

[1:37:15 AM] Tony: I don't know what it was but as soon as it hit new years
[1:37:20 AM] Tony: im angrier then ever
[1:37:36 AM] Neya: aw
[1:37:48 AM] Neya: why don't you go to a boxing club?
[1:45:10 AM] Tony: I am a pacifist
[1:56:38 AM] Neya: But you have to throw your anger at something ...
[2:51:36 AM] Tony: Neya
[2:51:39 AM] Tony: I need to get laid
[2:51:49 AM] Tony: it's sad really
[2:52:09 AM] Neya: I wish I could help...but ...
[2:52:16 AM] Neya: I really have to cook right now
[2:52:21 AM] Tony: lol

It's from Fullmetal Jacket.

"You said that people tend to develop weakness whenever they must protect someone other themselves... I think you're wrong. When you have someone to protect, you become compassionate."

"What people seek when the depths of despair and death are upon them may be the silhouettes of the ones they love."

"Life is like a tube of toothpaste. When you've used all the toothpaste down to the very last squeeze... That's when you've really lived."

[19:23] <@Geerie> when i was in bed with my ex
[19:23] <@Geerie> i was fingering
[19:23] <@Geerie> she was pretty wet
[19:23] <@Geerie> and then
[19:23] <@Geerie> her vagina bit me
[19:23] <@Geerie> turns out
[19:23] <@Geerie> i was sticking my finger in my dogs mouth

[5:36:32 PM] Sneaky: car goes so fast
[5:36:44 PM] Sneaky: fucking insane
[5:36:57 PM] Sisami: LOLYEAH
[5:37:00 PM] Sisami: PLANE FLY SO HIGH
[5:37:07 PM] Tony: boat float on water
[5:37:28 PM] Sisami: Stove cook so hot

Edit 1:

[5:48:23 PM] Sisami: I'M WEARING A CHASTITY SOCK.
[5:48:28 PM] Sisami: SO YOU CAN'T GET TO MY DICK.

Edit 2:

[7:39:26 PM] Sisami: JAPAN
[7:39:30 PM] Sisami: TELLS ME THAT SEMEN
[7:39:33 PM] Sisami: IS YOUTH
[7:39:34 PM] Sisami: SO LIKE
[7:39:43 PM] Sisami: IF I DRINK MY CUM
[7:39:52 PM] Sisami: IT'D BE LIKE DRINKING 7 MILLION ENERGY DRINKS
[7:39:53 PM] Tony: but you never fap
[7:39:56 PM] Sisami: MORE OR LESS
[7:40:00 PM] Sisami: Well
[7:40:00 PM] Tony: so you cant drink it
[7:40:06 PM] Sisami: It doesn't have to be my cum.

Edit 3:

[8:34:21 PM] Tony: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DK4Gz2RNtg&feature=related#t=4m32s
[8:37:22 PM] Sisami: Brilliant.
[8:37:47 PM] Sisami: Why aren't they wearing their shirts?
[8:37:50 PM] Sisami: WHO CARES.
[8:38:20 PM] Tony: they ripped out of their shirts
[8:38:22 PM] Tony: when fighting
[8:38:23 PM] Tony: like men
[8:38:25 PM] Sisami: Of course.
[8:38:31 PM] Sisami: That's the only way to fight.
[8:38:40 PM] Sisami: I'm surprised their penises didn't burst out of their pants.
[8:38:48 PM] Tony: lmao
[8:38:57 PM] Sisami: Penis: NO FABRIC CAN HOLD ME BACK.
[8:39:07 PM] Sisami: ATATATATATTATATTATATATATATTATATATATTATATATATATTATATA

I WONDER WHO THIS SISAMI FELLOW IS. HE SOUNDS LIKE A HILARIOUS AND HANDSOME MUSLIM FELLOW.

ALSO, SURE IS GREAT QUOTES IN HERE.

i accidentally type " BACKGROUND " to " NACKGROUND "

[11:51:45 AM] mangaka350: DAT DESIRE GUY WHAT ANIME IS HE FROM?
[11:52:02 AM | Edited 11:52:09 AM] mangaka350: DATS A DOG IN THE BACKGROUND
[11:52:09 AM] lamiaholic: lol
[11:52:13 AM] lamiaholic: Nackground
[11:52:15 AM] Kona-chan: raep happening?
[11:52:15 AM] mangaka350: LOL NAKGROUND

(/-_-)/ ( .-.)

[EDIT]

[11:33:26 PM] Lucky ☆ Antw0n: Yar
[11:33:31 PM] lamiaholic: derp
[11:33:34 PM] Lucky ☆ Antw0n: Thats pirate for yeah
[11:33:45 PM] mangaka350: i know O 3 O
[11:33:59 PM] mangaka350: hare mah matey O 3 O
[11:33:59 PM] lamiaholic: a butt pirate

aman says:
*i am brown skined
menono. ❤ says:
*i am rainbow skinned.

[1/7/2011 1:07:34 AM] GISM88: GAH, 11 minutes to download these 3 doujins! D:<
[1/7/2011 1:08:34 AM] Waffles: slow internet?
[1/7/2011 1:09:17 AM] GISM88: nah
[1/7/2011 1:09:20 AM] GISM88: I guess it's just the size of the files
[1/7/2011 1:10:14 AM] Waffles: oh they must be quite big.
[1/7/2011 1:12:04 AM] GISM88: :\
[1/7/2011 1:12:11 AM] GISM88: WTF now it's 31 sec
[1/7/2011 1:12:42 AM] Waffles: dl is bipoalr
[1/7/2011 1:13:32 AM] GISM88: Whatever, I win anyway
[1/7/2011 1:13:53 AM] Waffles: haha
[1/7/2011 1:14:12 AM] Waffles: new "read" material
[1/7/2011 1:15:25 AM] GISM88: Haha
[1/7/2011 1:16:00 AM] Waffles: make good use of it, share it with strangers XD
[1/7/2011 1:16:35 AM] GISM88: HAHA AS IF
[1/7/2011 1:17:33 AM] Waffles: why not give it to some homeless guy haha
[1/7/2011 1:17:50 AM] GISM88: I'd have to give him my laptop
[1/7/2011 1:17:51 AM] GISM88: no way man
[1/7/2011 1:18:27 AM] Waffles: print them out and pass them out, right in front of a church XD
[1/7/2011 1:19:24 AM] GISM88: haha
[1/7/2011 1:22:14 AM] Waffles: you should do it.
[1/7/2011 1:25:34 AM] GISM88: I'm not that messed up XD
[1/7/2011 1:25:47 AM] Waffles: but it would be a good story
[1/7/2011 1:27:00 AM] GISM88: Haha
[1/7/2011 1:30:14 AM] Waffles: you can convert your catholic church to H.
[1/7/2011 1:30:37 AM] GISM88: Haha
[1/7/2011 1:30:40 AM] GISM88: I doubt it
[1/7/2011 1:31:41 AM] Waffles: use your bass as the cross.
[1/7/2011 1:32:21 AM] GISM88: YES!

............

[1/7/2011 11:14:14 PM] Waffles: i can hear a car alarm in the back ground XD
[1/7/2011 11:14:19 PM] Waffles: but its still good
[1/7/2011 11:15:44 PM] GISM88: Haha
[1/7/2011 11:15:48 PM] GISM88: RAW AS HELL!
[1/7/2011 11:15:57 PM] Waffles: raw is good
[1/7/2011 11:16:07 PM] Waffles: thats sounds kinky...
[1/7/2011 11:18:03 PM] Waffles: fuck yeah!
[1/7/2011 11:18:50 PM] GISM88: Fucking Raw
[1/7/2011 11:19:19 PM] Waffles: oh hillarious words XD

Sam: I'm not going to be able to stand next to you anymore without looking like a holocaust victim.
Aaron: And I'm German, too.
Sam: .. Are you suggesting that because of your increased size, you are going to enslave and gas me?.... Because that's what I'm getting from this.
Aaron: Sam... Yes.
Sam: ok, I'll allow it
Meno: i think i'm going to hell.
Aaron: Why?
Meno: i'm loling at this.
Sam: You're german too meno, so it's cool...
Aaron: Highfives for Nazi Hell?



[4:39:56] GISM88: *Gives Root Beer*
[4:40:05] convictor of worlds.: -cradles root beer-
[4:40:12] convictor of worlds.: oh, gigi, you DO love my nazi ass!
[4:40:37] GISM88: I must confess, I do XD

[font=Verdana][color=green]Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today

zak is talking to himself


[7:26:45 PM] lamiaholic: holy shit she really does say "Show me your Titties"
[7:26:54 PM] lamiaholic: well shit I never noticed that
[8:20:17 PM] lamiaholic: ROFL
[8:20:22 PM] lamiaholic: Courage Wolf
[8:20:37 PM] lamiaholic: "Fuck a guy in the ass
Call him a faggot"
[8:20:55 PM] lamiaholic: "You were born a winner
You were the fastest sperm"
[8:21:18 PM] lamiaholic: "I love pacifists
Easy to enslave"
[8:21:35 PM | Edited 8:21:46 PM] lamiaholic: "When god gives you lemons
Find a new god"
[8:22:05 PM] lamiaholic: "Its only gay
if youre the one who bends over"
[8:22:35 PM] lamiaholic: "Life's a bitch
Fuck it like one"
[8:22:59 PM] lamiaholic: "Vagina
The breakfast of champions"
[8:23:34 PM] lamiaholic: "Let the dead bury their own
Youve got shit to do"
[8:24:16 PM] lamiaholic: "Dont ask for pussy
Take it"
[8:24:37 PM] lamiaholic: "Trample the weak
Hurdle the dead"
[8:24:54 PM] lamiaholic: "Boyfriend?
She can have two"
[8:25:26 PM] lamiaholic: "Hit me
Pain is the loss of weakness"
[8:25:44 PM | Edited 8:25:54 PM] lamiaholic: "Underwear?
More like a cage"
[8:26:21 PM] lamiaholic: "You call them Idiots
I call them targets"
[8:26:46 PM] lamiaholic: "Break up with her
Sleep with all her friends"
[8:27:17 PM] lamiaholic: "If he knocks your teeth out
Spit them into his eyes"
[8:27:44 PM] lamiaholic: "Guns dont kill people
Thats my job"
[8:28:29 PM] lamiaholic: "The sky was the limit
Until I invented space travel"
[8:29:09 PM] lamiaholic: "History will forgive your mistakes
If you are the one to write it"
[8:29:48 PM] lamiaholic: "If she's single you have the whole world to compete with
If she's taken you only have one to compete with"
[8:31:11 PM | Edited 8:31:26 PM] lamiaholic: "Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Select Start
Nothing can stop you now"
[8:32:08 PM] lamiaholic: "There are no small penises
Only big vaginas"
[8:33:22 PM] lamiaholic: "She only IMs you when you start the conversation
Because women should only speak when spoken to"
[8:33:45 PM] lamiaholic: "She'll come crawling back
Laugh in her face"
[8:34:03 PM] lamiaholic: "Fuck change
into submission"
[8:34:46 PM] lamiaholic: "When you reach hell
Punch satan and tell him I sent you"
[8:35:03 PM] lamiaholic: "When you reach heaven
Kick the gates open"
[8:35:29 PM] lamiaholic: "Impregnate women
Own the future"
[8:36:01 PM] lamiaholic: "You were born with nothing
So you must take everything"
[8:36:31 PM] lamiaholic: "In old age I will have many things
Regret will not be one of them"
[8:37:40 PM] lamiaholic: "She fucked my best friend
I fucked her mother"
[8:38:27 PM | Edited 8:38:42 PM] lamiaholic: "'yours' is just another word
For things I havent taken yet"
[8:39:12 PM] lamiaholic: "Take a shit
In the valley of the shadow of death"
[8:39:36 PM] lamiaholic: "She said no?
Fuck her sister instead"
[8:41:11 PM] lamiaholic: "Stop rape
Say yes"
[8:41:35 PM] lamiaholic: "Everyone that hates you
Will be dead one day"
[8:42:36 PM] lamiaholic: "They judge you with their eyes
Judge them with your fists"
[8:43:33 PM] lamiaholic: "They cannot argue
Without their tongues"
[8:44:22 PM] lamiaholic: "Wake her up
Its time for another round"
[8:46:13 PM | Edited 8:46:34 PM] lamiaholic: "Social anxiety my ass
Its simply the wrong people"
[8:48:16 PM] lamiaholic: "There is always someone better
But they can die as easlily as everyone else"
[8:49:11 PM] lamiaholic: "Noone is taller
Than the last man standing"
[8:49:24 PM | Edited 8:49:34 PM] lamiaholic: "Dont be a pussy
Hold her fucking hand"
[8:50:21 PM] lamiaholic: "When you reach your peak
Its time to die"
[8:50:44 PM] lamiaholic: "Aim for the stars
Blow those fuckers out of the sky"
[8:51:47 PM | Edited 8:51:53 PM] lamiaholic: "They cant turn the other cheek
If youre punching them in the face"
[8:52:14 PM] lamiaholic: "If you fail try again
Fail better"
[8:52:34 PM] lamiaholic: "Life is for lunch
Death is for dessert"
[8:53:00 PM] lamiaholic: "Never sleep
Rest when you die"
[8:53:26 PM] lamiaholic: "Do or do not do
There is no try"

[1/6/2011 6:12:11 PM] lamiaholic: Mangaka is the creepiest motherfucker ever

[11:31:27 AM] Renovartio: you need a hug bad bro?
[11:31:28 AM] lamiaholic: I dont want your aids infected french foreign immigrant pearl harbor'd weeb hugs
[11:31:34 AM] Renovartio: >.>
[11:31:43 AM] Renovartio: you really need a hug bro?
[11:31:45 AM] Renovartio: oh
[11:31:49 AM] lamiaholic: notrly

[3:54:10 PM] Sisami: https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?p=1797115#1797115
[3:54:23 PM] Sisami: WEEABOOS GET MAD REALLY EASILY.
[3:54:24 PM] Tony: i know
[3:54:28 PM] Tony: I was going to comment
[3:54:28 PM] Sisami: I can just imagine it.
[3:54:32 PM] Sisami: 7 people
[3:54:36 PM] Sisami: Wearing naruto headbands.
[3:54:39 PM] Sisami: Goin'
[3:54:44 PM] Sisami: "That motherfucker..."

I almost busting my sides from laughin when he said this