Important Quotes

[5:22:35 AM] Antw0n: Statistics show 84% of black teenagers who use the motto 'Fuck bitches Get money" are both poor and virgins
[5:22:48 AM] Sneaky: lol
[5:22:52 AM] Aai: Why am I not surprised
[5:22:53 AM] Iam: lololol
[5:22:58 AM] Sneaky: guess im in that other 16 percent
[5:23:06 AM] Sneaky: LOLWAIT
[5:23:10 AM] Antw0n: lol...
[5:23:13 AM] Antw0n: ....wait
[5:23:14 AM] Sneaky: DIDNT READ ALL OF THE POST
[5:23:18 AM] Sneaky: LOL
[5:23:21 AM] Antw0n: SNEAKYS A BLACK TEENAGER
[5:23:23 AM] Aai: Sneaky is a black teenager
[5:23:23 AM] godotccf: XD
[5:23:25 AM] godotccf: hahaahhaha
[5:23:26 AM] Sneaky: IM NOT BLACK
[5:23:30 AM] godotccf: you black sneaky?
[5:23:31 AM] Sneaky: :3

Good, now I'm not the black guy anymore.

[10:22:07 AM] flare_knight1: the entire ending had been lead up to as sadness and death
[10:22:09 AM] flare_knight1: then Madoka goes
[10:22:13 AM] flare_knight1: 'NOPE.'
[10:22:17 AM] flare_knight1: and everything turns out perfectly fine
[10:22:21 AM] flare_knight1: there is literally no better troll ending
[10:22:27 AM] flare_knight1: it's like if NGE ended with everything making sense
[10:22:44 AM] flare_knight1: that is why Madoka is better then any damn anime ever
[10:22:47 AM] flare_knight1: because it made a Troll Ending good

I thought I was the black guy

pffff Hahahahahahaha

Your post did not....

If a female wants to make a sandwich for there boyfreind or husband they have a right to - Black Jesus JC

Our neighborhood boatist informs us of the dangers of dead cows.


[18:26] Stradivarius> I have ONCE
[18:26] Stradivarius> Hit
[18:26] Stradivarius> A dead
[18:26] Stradivarius> Bloated
[18:26] Stradivarius> Cow
[18:26] Stradivarius> It exploded
[18:26] Stradivarius> And hit me
[18:26] Stradivarius> 57 feet away
[18:27] Stradivarius> I was covered in blood and maggots
[18:27] Stradivarius> They bloat to three or four times their size
[18:27] Stradivarius> And go all grey
[18:27] Stradivarius> I had to jump in the canal
[18:27] Stradivarius> To wash off the maggots
[18:27] Stradivarius> And my one and ONLY thing I dislike
[18:27] Stradivarius> Is maggots
[18:28] * Stradivarius vomited so much that day he was bringing up blood

[7:30:48 AM] Derpy: oh god
[7:30:52 AM] Derpy: text to speach
[7:30:53 AM] Derpy: midi
[7:31:05 AM] Derpy: THIS IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH MORE FUN THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
[7:31:56 AM] Derpy: all i have to do is make it say dirty things, throw in drums, bass, ponies, and sound effects and i'm an artist O:
[7:32:23 AM] Derpy: _____________________________________
(_____________________________________) 8
[7:32:43 AM] Rarity: AWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
[7:32:46 AM] Rarity: LIKE A BOSS
[7:33:09 AM] Derpy: "I'd like to kill you, rape the corpse, and bury you in a cave."
[7:33:17 AM] Derpy: boss opening, right there
[7:33:37 AM] Derpy: and it's so easier to make it dirtier as i go along!
[7:34:19 AM] Rarity: Space, I'm glad you found the joy in Music Maker

[12:08:09 AM] Kona-chan: (y)
[12:08:48 AM] Kona-chan: I got a question...
[12:09:08 AM] Kona-chan: What's Goku's power level when he turns Super Saiyan?
[12:09:30 AM] Pervy Fatman: like a million
[12:09:43 AM] Pervy Fatman: since his regular power level is over 9000
[12:09:52 AM] Sneaky: oh god
[12:10:38 AM] Pervy Fatman: like kao ken is like 10,000
[12:10:45 AM] Pervy Fatman: kao ken x 2
[12:10:47 AM] Pervy Fatman: is like
[12:10:52 AM] Pervy Fatman: 20,000
[12:10:58 AM] Pervy Fatman: and so on
[12:11:39 AM] Kona-chan: You know..
[12:11:47 AM] Kona-chan: My power level is over 900...
[12:12:03 AM] Kona-chan: Yes, 900...

[8:09:13 PM] Iam: brb, gonna shitload
[8:09:33 PM] Yama//Yams: lol

[2:08:39 AM] SmashBro: once upon a time
[2:08:53 AM] Longevity: in nazi occupied germany
[2:09:28 AM] SmashBro: there was an old man who hated jews
[2:10:07 AM] Longevity: he had a "dirty sanchez" mustache and some really emo looking hair
[2:10:37 AM] Biotechnic: He once gave a reach around to a doberman
[2:10:57 AM] SmashBro: and never left his building unless he got more
[2:11:58 AM] Longevity: well one day the old man decided that he would do something to help the world that was to
[2:13:06 AM] SmashBro: establish the economy on performing reach arounds on dobermans
[2:13:47 AM] Biotechnic: Many townsfolk, of course, thought this man was fucking insane
[2:14:46 AM] Longevity: But he showed them! He showed them he wasn't just "insane" he was bat shit crazy
[2:15:52 AM] SmashBro: so he performed his fetishes over live television
[2:16:32 AM] Longevity: his fetish of course was to have midgets stomp on his genitals
[2:17:07 AM] SmashBro: And thus people began to watch this while eating their delishous turkey dinners
[2:18:56 AM] Longevity: and then he hated the jews more
[2:19:56 AM] SmashBro: because it was not for the veiwing pleasure, it was so people would understand this beautiful act
[2:21:20 AM] Longevity: I am the lord jesus christ born not in December but in March
[2:21:39 AM] Longevity: People fight for me when i ask them not to
[2:21:54 AM] SmashBro: the man said while being stompped on repeatedly.
[2:23:19 AM] Longevity: his nutsack now looked like scrambled eggs before being cooked
[2:24:32 AM] SmashBro: "I do this not for your veiwing pleasure!" he said with a sigh. "I do this to show what it feels like to be unloved on such a time as christmas!".
[2:25:20 AM] Longevity: of course no one cared or gave a shit because it's christmas and people are selfish pricks on this day
[2:27:07 AM] SmashBro: And this man was trying to express how it feels when a child or an orphan is unloved during such a day.
"It should not feel this way!" the man yelled. "They should be massaging these! not stomping them!".
[2:28:01 AM] Longevity: the midgets looked into the mans eyes with the intention to kill...his genitals that is
[2:29:55 AM] SmashBro: "If you do not all come together and rejoice in this joyous time!" he stuttered. "These midgets will break both of my genitals at once. and thus killing me from the sheer pain alone"
[2:31:09 AM] Longevity: but the people to busy with themselves didn't care enough to do anything like "rejoice" they just stuffed their fat faces
[2:32:49 AM] SmashBro: The man, Knowing that this would happen. slowly closed his eyes. and gave the final cue to the midgets.
[2:33:48 AM] Longevity: as the midgets lifted their stubby legs out of nowhere came a bearded man on a raptor
[2:35:05 AM] SmashBro: The people, though stuffing their fat faces noticed what had happened. They dropped their food out of their hands and were glued to the screen
[2:36:46 AM] Longevity: the raptor tore the midgets apart one limb at a time
[2:37:19 AM] SmashBro: the veiwers gasped and awaited at what happened next!
[2:37:44 AM] Longevity: the beared man said "this man was the only one who celebrated christmas like I. Getting my nuts stomped to a pulp"
[2:39:43 AM] SmashBro: "We should all learn a valuable lesson from this man!, He risked his life to try and prove a point and all you could do was stare like lambs awaiting to get killed.
Christmas is about helping others! Not being greedy and hoping they die!"
[2:40:42 AM] Longevity: the people were confused they grew up with commercialism and thought christmas was about recieving presents
[2:41:56 AM] SmashBro: they did not realize christmas was about helping others. not laughing at others misfortune.
[2:42:47 AM] Longevity: but the people so fixed to their ways could not change who they were
[2:42:58 AM] Longevity: they kept on being douchebags
[2:43:55 AM] SmashBro: and even to this day, because children have followed their parents teachings do not know even the true meaning of christmas and laugh at the thought of "Giving just to be nice"

[5/24/2011 10:35:55 PM] Callonia: One video, captured recently by the thermal-imagery technology housed in a sniper rifle, shows two Talibs in southern Afghanistan engaged in intimate relations with a donkey. Similar videos abound, including ground-surveillance footage that records a Talib fighter gratifying himself with a cow.
[5/24/2011 10:36:36 PM] Aai: You watch some weird porn Callonia

"Poontang ain't a city in Vietnam." - skoobadoop

"We don't live in the United States. We live in New Jersey." ~ Punong Guro Michael Pana

"I may be drunk, but you madam are ugly. And in the morning, I'll be sober. But you? You'll still be ugly."
-Winston Churchill

keep your money, we want change!

Crysania says
Shakespeare is a perv
Koko7 says
: D
Crysania says
I will tell you a tale...
a perv shakespearean tale~!
From hamlet!
Hamlet: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?

Ophelia: No, my lord.

Hamlet: I mean my head upon your lap?

Ophelia: Ay, my lord.

Hamlet: Do you think I meant country matters?

Ophelia: I think nothing my lord.

Hamlet: Thats a fair thought to lie between maids legs.

Ophelia: What is, my lord?

Hamlet: No thing.

Ophelia: You are merry, my lord.


Now I translate!
Prince Hipster says
Oh
XD
I remember that scene
He wanted to get some while that play was distrating everyone. =w=
distracting*
Crysania says
Hamlet: Hey, can I stick my wangle in your pooter?
Ophelia: Seriously? Your moms like, right over there.

Hamlet: What if I just put the tip in?

Ophelia: Very well, my lord.

Hamlet: You get it? Im talking about your cunt.

Ophelia: Yeah, I kind of picked up on that. Im too am thinking about vaginas.
Quadratic . says
lol
Prince Hipster says
Hahaha

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Quadratic . says
XD
Koko7 says
lmao
great
Crysania says
Hamlet: Thats a good thing to do between a ladys legs. Fuck vaginas, I mean.

Ophelia: What is, my lord?

Hamlet: Vagina penis.

Ophelia: Correct me if Im wrong, but you seem horny, my lord.

"Haters gonna hate"

[6/1/2011 11:20:06 PM] Catcher☆Magica: Yes, Solva.
[6/1/2011 11:20:10 PM] Catcher☆Magica: Take your hand
[6/1/2011 11:20:15 PM] Catcher☆Magica: wrap it around your penis
[6/1/2011 11:20:18 PM] Catcher☆Magica: squeeze
[6/1/2011 11:20:20 PM] Catcher☆Magica: and twist.
[6/1/2011 11:20:21 PM] Catcher☆Magica: :3
[6/1/2011 11:20:30 PM] Aai: feelsgoodman
[6/1/2011 11:20:32 PM] Solva: I do something similar .-.
[6/1/2011 11:20:37 PM] Kona-chan: ...?
[6/1/2011 11:20:48 PM] Catcher☆Magica: If you still have a penis attached to you, you're doing it wrong.
[6/1/2011 11:20:58 PM] Kona-chan: ......
[6/1/2011 11:21:12 PM] Aai: What if it was reattached for a second use?
[6/1/2011 11:21:24 PM] Solva: detachable
[6/1/2011 11:21:33 PM] Solva: for those hermaphrodic types
[6/1/2011 11:21:45 PM] Catcher☆Magica: Ah
[6/1/2011 11:21:51 PM] Catcher☆Magica: I wish my penis was detachable.
[6/1/2011 11:22:06 PM] Catcher☆Magica: That's OK too, Aai.
[6/1/2011 11:22:12 PM] Aai: Yes!
[6/1/2011 11:22:18 PM] Aai: (y)
[6/1/2011 11:28:34 PM] Kona-chan: What if it detatches during insertion?
[6/1/2011 11:28:44 PM] Solva: then it's yuri
[6/1/2011 11:28:52 PM] Catcher☆Magica: Ahahhaha
[6/1/2011 11:29:13 PM] Kona-chan: lol