Important Quotes

"It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can keep him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important. "

[12:05:22 PM] Kona-chan: "FAKKU is over capacity; the servers are under heavy load."
[12:05:26 PM] Kona-chan: NO WAI
[12:06:05 PM] Pervy Fatman: seriously
[12:06:11 PM] Pervy Fatman: it happens every now and again
[12:07:13 PM] Kona-chan: It ain't easy...
[12:07:33 PM] Kona-chan: Typing with one hand while the other gets a 3rd degree burn...
[12:07:56 PM] Pervy Fatman: lol
[12:08:00 PM] Pervy Fatman: so raw fapping
[12:08:07 PM] Kona-chan: ikr?
[12:08:20 PM] Pervy Fatman: always use some kind of lubricant
[12:08:30 PM] Kona-chan: fuck that...
[12:08:39 PM | Edited 12:08:45 PM] Kona-chan: sandpaper is where it's at...
[12:08:45 PM] Callonia: that used to never happen
[12:08:48 PM] Callonia: but it happens so much now
[12:08:48 PM] Callonia: ><
[12:08:51 PM] Callonia: since last year

[1:27:11 AM] kgods: But where's the harm in this?
[1:27:57 AM] Sneaky: there is none, its just looked down upon
[1:28:11 AM] kgods: Unless you are bothering somebody, I don't see the issue here.
[1:28:49 AM] kgods: Okay, if you've got your laptop open on the bus and are pumping your shaft yelling "DEM KIDS" or something... well yeah there's a problem.
[1:29:28 AM] Sneaky: lol
[1:29:35 AM] Sneaky: that would be hilarious and creepy

How's a swift kick in the ass sound?

"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill

fuck hoes, kill niggas, das how it goes

I has a big dick

"Right and wrong are just words. What matters is what you do."

[color=#BE0EC4]The irony of religion is that because of its power to divert man to destructive courses, the world could actually come to an end. The plain fact is, religion must die for mankind to live. The hour is getting very late to be able to indulge in having in key decisions made by religious people. By irrationalists, by those who would steer the ship of state not by a compass, but by the equivalent of reading the entrails of a chicken. George Bush prayed a lot about Iraq, but he didn't learn a lot about it. Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about. And those who preach faith, and enable and elevate it are intellectual slaveholders, keeping mankind in a bondage to fantasy and nonsense that has spawned and justified so much lunacy and destruction. Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do. Most people would think it's wonderful when someone says, "I'm willing, Lord! I'll do whatever you want me to do!" Except that since there are no gods actually talking to us, that void is filled in by people with their own corruptions and limitations and agendas. And anyone who tells you they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you don't. How can I be so sure? Because I don't know, and you do not possess mental powers that I do not. The only appropriate attitude for man to have about the big questions is not the arrogant certitude that is the hallmark of religion, but doubt. Doubt is humble, and that's what man needs to be, considering that human history is just a litany of getting shit dead wrong. This is why rational people, anti-religionists, must end their timidity and come out of the closet and assert themselves. And those who consider themselves only moderately religious really need to look in the mirror and realize that the solace and comfort that religion brings you actually comes at a terrible price. If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religion is, you'd resign in protest. To do otherwise is to be an enabler, a mafia wife, for the true devils of extremism that draw their legitimacy from the billions of their fellow travelers. If the world does come to an end here, or wherever, or if it limps into the future, decimated by the effects of religion-inspired nuclear terrorism, let's remember what the real problem was that we learned how to precipitate mass death before we got past the neurological disorder of wishing for it. That's it. Grow up or die.

~Bill Maher

"He did not confine the constitution within the limits of his own experience.... The disciplined and disinterested lawyer in him transcended the bounds of the environment within which he moved and the views of the client whom he served at the bar".

The world is so much more than black and white. It's actually different shades of gray, with some extra colours dabbed in for good measure. Unfortunately, the world will remain a hellhole if society and its governments refuses to remove its colourblind status.

Neko says:
ah, life, the bane of libidos everywhere

[12:20:59 PM] mangaka350: hey my grammar is correct : (
[12:25:02 PM] Ms. Iteyui: you shur?
[12:25:22 PM] mangaka350: ya shur
[12:25:43 PM] Ms. Iteyui: there
[12:25:48 PM] Ms. Iteyui: ya isnt a word
[12:26:24 PM] mangaka350: shur isnt also a word?
[12:26:40 PM] mangaka350: O . o
[12:26:44 PM] Ms. Iteyui: it isnt
[12:26:45 PM] mangaka350: god i suck
[12:27:05 PM] Ms. Iteyui: by the way it's 'also isnt' not 'isnt also'
[12:28:30 PM] mangaka350: oh really? well ill keep practicing = . =
[12:28:45 PM] Ms. Iteyui: lol

"To be or not to be... that is the question..."
William Shakespeare.


From the devil may cry game creators:
"If something doesnt work specialy machines... shoot it!!"

[6:35:44 PM] Koko: ;x;
[6:37:08 PM] Koko: wat does taro taste like?
[6:37:17 PM] Nekohime: Um...sweet and starchy
[6:37:25 PM] Rarity: It's pretty unusual
[6:37:31 PM] Rarity: The texture is so chewy
[6:37:38 PM] Rarity: Like flaccid penis

Cirno is the only character who can make failure look so cute

~yours truly >_>

[color=#BE0EC4]Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"

~ Cave Johnson

"I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions."
— George Carlin

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."

I was raised on the dairy, bitch!

"And you're about to read a book that my foot wrote. It's called On the Road to In Your Ass!" - Red Forman