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You so ugly, when you walk into a bank, they ask you to put on a ski mask. - Bender Bending Rodriguez

I don't know if I posted it or not, but this is one of my most epic posts ever...

"Sixth grades a bitch and then you menstruate"~ WHATTHEBUCK

"Dude, you're such a geek. And that's coming from an overweight Star Trek fan who scored a 5 on the AP Calculus test. So you know your condition is grave."~An Abundance of Kathrines by John Green

"Gay guys always put dicks before math."~WGWG by David Levithan and John Green

"These are terrible things that I never want to be on the internet saying."~Frezned

Oh, GOD! Such an awesome moment! I will never forget it, and the whole game for that matter, for as long as I live. Truly an amazing experience.

Oh, why should the spirit of mortal be proud?
Like a swift-fleeting meteor, a fast-flying cloud,
A flash of the lightning, a break of the wave,
He passes from life to his rest in the grave.

-William Knox, Mortality

[2:50:43 PM] Space: FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL
[2:50:47 PM] Space: YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I SOLO
[2:50:55 PM] Space: 19(K)/3(D)/17(A)
[2:50:59 PM] Space: THAT'S FUCKING WHAT
[2:51:33 PM] Space: vlad stole half my ganks
[2:52:30 PM] Master: >19
[2:52:31 PM] Master: >space
[2:52:31 PM] Master: WAT
[2:52:44 PM] Master: as ashe?
[2:52:47 PM] Catcher☆Magica: >19
[2:52:49 PM] Catcher☆Magica: >3
[2:52:52 PM] Catcher☆Magica: Holy fuck that K/D
[2:52:57 PM] Catcher☆Magica: Or is
[2:52:58 PM] Master: dem assists too
[2:52:59 PM] Catcher☆Magica: 17 the D
[2:53:10 PM] Master: That's 12 kills
[2:53:11 PM] Master: per death
[2:53:13 PM] Space: as fucking ashe
[2:53:15 PM] Master: if you include assists
[2:53:18 PM] Master: jesus fuck space
[2:53:18 PM] Catcher☆Magica: Space
[2:53:21 PM] Catcher☆Magica: That record
[2:53:24 PM] Master: I thought you were bad
[2:53:25 PM] Master: gtfo
[2:53:26 PM] Catcher☆Magica: are you a wizard
[2:53:34 PM] Space: when does lolstats update
[2:53:54 PM] Space: >no space, don't solo
>no spoace youre bad
>ruin face 16 kills before i die
[2:54:11 PM] Master: Space
[2:54:13 PM] Master: I am proud
[2:54:15 PM] Master: (y)
[2:54:18 PM] Space: (h)
[2:54:24 PM] Master: wanna play a match I'm so bored
[2:54:27 PM] Master: ;-;
[2:54:41 PM] Space: yeah, after lolstats updates )_)
[2:54:46 PM] Space: I WISH TO SEE THIS
[2:55:07 PM] Vowels: space
[2:55:09 PM] Vowels: get in her
[2:55:11 PM] Vowels: and brage
[2:55:13 PM] Vowels: vocally
[2:55:18 PM] Vowels: brag


I then proceeded to scream into my microfone proclaiming my own glory and spewing it into the half empty channel. And then Mike came in and said "OMG SPACE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MARRY ME AND I'LL TANK FOR YOU FOREVER" and then we eloped.

"Happiness is a myth we seek, If manifested surely irks" Khalil Gibran

[9:53:52 AM] Khorinthian: lol I'm playing this ridiculous SIM game my friend programmed
"I forgot my watch! Who should I ask for the time..."
a.) There's a sexy tanned girl with a cute silver watch there
b.) Old man with a SpecOps watch

I chose b.
Then...

YAOI END!!! WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF XDDDDDDDD



[8:46:22 AM] Kona-chan: http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1187049
[8:46:24 AM] Kona-chan: lolwat?
[8:46:40 AM] high_time: whut
[8:47:38 AM] Sleepy, Lord of Slumber: Forgot to shave for about a 1000 years
[8:47:39 AM] Khorinthian: PUBIC HAIRS - UR DOIN' IT WRONG
[8:47:48 AM] Kona-chan: LOL
[8:47:52 AM] high_time: pubic hairs

[10:56:34 PM] Callonia: amusingly enough, its only idol in there that i know the name of xD
[10:36:15 PM] Callonia: u like jupiter?
[10:36:51 PM] mangaka350: oh yeah

12:08 AM] Hunglikeazombie: i need some vagina
[12:10:00 AM] ericridge_vita: Go pay a hooker.
[12:09:47 AM] Big Nowaki: trololololololool
[12:09:50 AM] Hunglikeazombie: i need the blow
[12:09:56 AM] Hunglikeazombie: calls jacob
[12:10:00 AM] ericridge_vita: go cry to ur mum
[12:10:06 AM] ericridge_vita: for her vagina then.
[12:10:14 AM] Hunglikeazombie: i lolZ
[12:10:20 AM] Hunglikeazombie: fuuu
[12:10:48 AM] Hunglikeazombie: ho's r u?^
[12:11:13 AM] Hunglikeazombie: no copy
[12:12:28 AM] Hunglikeazombie: called jacob and he has no blow... no blow, no hookers
[12:14:31 AM] ericridge_vita: lol

-Midgar messing with a kid who said he watches naruto-

Rance Megalodon (11:25): you cant doppleganger no jutsu your way out of this
kuroyamato (11:25): but this doppleganger is better then you lol
kuroyamato (11:25): xD
Rance Megalodon (11:25): emoticons?
Rance Megalodon (11:26): does your mom know your on her computer?
kuroyamato (11:26): Lol thats funny
kuroyamato (11:26): 1. i'm not on a computer
kuroyamato (11:26): 2. this is mine
Rance Megalodon (11:26): Yes you are
kuroyamato (11:26): 3. i have a computer and a laptop
Rance Megalodon (11:26): You are clearly ona computer retard
Rance Megalodon (11:26): >implying a laptop is not a computer
Rance Megalodon (11:27): school start soon?
kuroyamato (11:27): lol if u did ur history a computer is a pc
Rance Megalodon (11:27): i thinm you need it
Rance Megalodon (11:27): a computer is a personal computer
Rance Megalodon (11:27): hurr durr
kuroyamato (11:28): but my laptop isn't a pc
kuroyamato (11:28): lol
TheDutchKilla (11:28): u guys r both dum lol
Rance Megalodon (11:28): why are you so stupid
kuroyamato (11:28): i'm just messing with this hemale
kuroyamato (11:28): xD
Rance Megalodon (11:28): asperger's?
Rance Megalodon (11:28): im thinking asperger's
kuroyamato (11:28): peace out gg o3o
Rance Megalodon (11:29): bye fagboy
kuroyamato (11:29): female ass grabber
kuroyamato (11:29): yay
kuroyamato (11:29): ;D

[7:24:17 AM] Aai: I thought "It" was a dude
[7:24:37 AM] anes: yeah i don't even know
[7:24:47 AM] anes: she told me she was a she
[7:24:54 AM] anes: so im just going with that
[7:25:01 AM] Aai: Futa
[7:25:14 AM] Aai: I bet she has a 12 inch cock
[7:25:51 AM] Aai: Could also explain the lesbian in her
[7:26:06 AM] anes: true
[7:26:28 AM] Aai: And you know girls love huge cocks. Gender doesn't matter to them

[10:33:12 AM] anes: god
[10:33:14 AM] anes: i dunno why
[10:33:29 AM] anes: i used to hate lolicon
[10:33:40 AM] anes: but now i have the uncanny obsession with it D;
[10:33:59 AM] chrishansen: why don't you have a seat over there

"Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things." — Frank. A. Clark

"As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them."
--John Fitzgerald Kennedy

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
--John Fitzgerald Kennedy

[9:44:28 PM] anes: i need to take a massive shit
[9:44:34 PM] anes: LOL
[9:44:36 PM] anes: wrong chat
[9:44:53 PM] Callonia: go take one.
[9:45:13 PM] Smashspite: gross
[9:45:18 PM] Kona-chan: lol

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain

Player I Can't Remember the Name of: teleport on TF? that's so stupid
NeoStriker: It's called pushing three lanes.
Player I Can't Remember the Name of: ur mean
Player I Can't Remember the Name of: ignoring you now
Player I Can't Remember the Name of: /ignore NeoStriker (Doesn't work though because we're still in the lobby.)
NeoStriker: And now you're going to ignore what I say because you don't like what you hear. Here's the difference between you and me. I don't need to ignore jackshit because I can take whatever you got. Unlike you, I don't need to run away when my own way of thinking things is even slightly compromised, because I can actually back up my words. You are nothing but a piece of trash.

And afterwards, there was absolutely no more bitching from him.

What.

So.

Ever.

Congrats, and here's a quote for you:
Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about.
-Lynn Johnston

This quote is important
-Anonymous

[3:49:38 AM] Antw0n: Shining Gundam > Burning Gundam
[3:50:01 AM] Kona-chan: God >> Burning
[3:50:03 AM] Kona-chan: =/
[3:50:07 AM] Antw0n: UGH
[3:50:12 AM] Antw0n: KONA YOU GOD-DAMNED NIGGER
[3:50:33 AM] Antw0n: WHEN I WAS A KID WATCHING IT ON CARTOON NETWORK IT WAS FUCKING BURNING GUNDAM. THIS IS NOT JAPAN, WE ARE NOT JAPANESE. FUCK YOU.