Important Quotes
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"Why not? Something has to work. Once, I dug a pit and filled it with clouds. Or was it clowns? Doesn't matter. It didn't slow him down. To be honest, it wasn't the best idea. And it really began to smell. Must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears." -Sheogorath
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We have like 7 billion people in this world
and we lose to a few thousand apes.
so i guess these apes use
*puts on glasses*
gorilla warfare!
YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
and we lose to a few thousand apes.
so i guess these apes use
*puts on glasses*
gorilla warfare!
YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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after shooting "dad" with bb gun on fallout3 :son i brought you into this world i think you know the rest.:
:random thing i heard a week ago walking in an outdoor mall:
kid:look mom a stray cat can we keep him?
mom:no son we have enough pets.
kid:please,please,please,please,please.
mom:say please again and the cat wont be the only one sleeping on the street.
:random thing i heard a week ago walking in an outdoor mall:
kid:look mom a stray cat can we keep him?
mom:no son we have enough pets.
kid:please,please,please,please,please.
mom:say please again and the cat wont be the only one sleeping on the street.
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[11:58:53 AM] *** Kona-chan has changed the conversation picture. ***
[11:58:58 AM] *** Kona-chan has changed the conversation topic to "Ten Desires!" ***
[11:59:04 AM] Kona-chan: Just cause...
[12:03:35 PM] Khorinthian: ...
[12:03:44 PM] Khorinthian: I only see two desires there
[12:06:50 PM] *** Kona-chan has changed the conversation topic to "Two Desires!" ***
[12:06:54 PM] Kona-chan: =/
[12:07:06 PM] Khorinthian: XD
[11:58:58 AM] *** Kona-chan has changed the conversation topic to "Ten Desires!" ***
[11:59:04 AM] Kona-chan: Just cause...
[12:03:35 PM] Khorinthian: ...
[12:03:44 PM] Khorinthian: I only see two desires there
[12:06:50 PM] *** Kona-chan has changed the conversation topic to "Two Desires!" ***
[12:06:54 PM] Kona-chan: =/
[12:07:06 PM] Khorinthian: XD
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[8:10:56 PM] Khorinthian: Kona
[8:11:07 PM] Khorinthian: How much for a hooker there in the states?
[8:13:16 PM] Kona-chan: $60 USD
[8:13:18 PM] Kona-chan: 3 hours...
[8:13:33 PM] Zafhner: He knows!
[8:13:45 PM] Khorinthian: Oh shit Kona
[8:11:07 PM] Khorinthian: How much for a hooker there in the states?
[8:13:16 PM] Kona-chan: $60 USD
[8:13:18 PM] Kona-chan: 3 hours...
[8:13:33 PM] Zafhner: He knows!
[8:13:45 PM] Khorinthian: Oh shit Kona
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@Igogreenable Last week Justin Bieber collapsed at a lemonparty, and had to have his stomach pumped. They extracted more than a gallon of semen, I swear to god it's true.
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[8:17:31 PM] Sneakyone: i was almost going to buy that rape face woody toy that you have in your avatar
[8:17:51 PM] Sneakyone: 40 bucks for that seems expensive though
[8:18:10 PM] Steven (Classy Man): 40 bucks for anything other than a blow job seems expensive.
[8:18:57 PM] Sneakyone: In Taiwan 40 american dollars will get you full out sex
[10:00:24 PM] Star Platinum: going to taiwan next year
[10:02:15 PM] tsujoi: (y)
[10:02:57 PM] Star Platinum: you're coming with me tsujoi
[10:03:15 PM] tsujoi: (sun)
[10:03:33 PM] tsujoi: just don't look me in the eye when we tag team bitches
[8:17:51 PM] Sneakyone: 40 bucks for that seems expensive though
[8:18:10 PM] Steven (Classy Man): 40 bucks for anything other than a blow job seems expensive.
[8:18:57 PM] Sneakyone: In Taiwan 40 american dollars will get you full out sex
[10:00:24 PM] Star Platinum: going to taiwan next year
[10:02:15 PM] tsujoi: (y)
[10:02:57 PM] Star Platinum: you're coming with me tsujoi
[10:03:15 PM] tsujoi: (sun)
[10:03:33 PM] tsujoi: just don't look me in the eye when we tag team bitches
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Tsujoi
Social Media Manager
[10:48:39 PM] Star Platinum: how do the women look
[10:48:47 PM] Star Platinum: not that I'm interested or anything
[10:49:39 PM] Tegumi: uhh they look like me?
[10:49:43 PM] Tegumi: idk
[10:49:47 PM | Edited 10:49:56 PM] Star Platinum: oh tsujoi we are def going to taiwan
[10:50:40 PM] tsujoi: i don't want to have sex with tegumi though...
[10:48:47 PM] Star Platinum: not that I'm interested or anything
[10:49:39 PM] Tegumi: uhh they look like me?
[10:49:43 PM] Tegumi: idk
[10:49:47 PM | Edited 10:49:56 PM] Star Platinum: oh tsujoi we are def going to taiwan
[10:50:40 PM] tsujoi: i don't want to have sex with tegumi though...
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Tegumi
"im always cute"
[12:52:07 AM] Tegumi: WELL I WOULDNT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU EITHER
[12:52:10 AM] Tegumi: LYING JERK
I hate you.
[12:52:10 AM] Tegumi: LYING JERK
I hate you.
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Life is a river that flows in every direction. But if you go one way make sure it's the one you want,not what others want.
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"I think a spider just landed on my head!.... Oh wait... that's my hair."
[retelling what just happened]
"And it seemed like just one strand of hair wanted to stay up and was like 'I'M A BOSS.' And I was like 'IT'S A SPIDER!!!'"
-Waar
[retelling what just happened]
"And it seemed like just one strand of hair wanted to stay up and was like 'I'M A BOSS.' And I was like 'IT'S A SPIDER!!!'"
-Waar