In Celebration of Canada!

According to my friends. Girls in Strip clubs are hotter in Montreal than the ones they go to in Florida. I can't say much cuz i've never gone to any outside Montreal XD;;

Toronto rapes pretty hard, it's The Canadian version of New York City. It's not spectacular for price when shopping but it does have a vast amount of things to do; esp because of how multicultural it is. Montreal has a more European feel to it; it's our Paris or Milan; quite a bit of high fashion and it's basically where all our porn is made. Vancouver would be our Seattle but nicer; It's probably the best place in the country, If you don't mind rain the weather is amazing as it stays moderately cooler during the summer and way more hot during the winter; and it's only a stones throw away from the best skiing of you life(whistler). Calgary is our version of Dallas; it's rich and beautiful people live there with a western feel wherever you go. Ottawa is basically Washington D.C. with less crime, poverty and pollution. All in all think of the best cities in America and imagine them about 1/10th the population/crime/pollution/restrictive laws/problems in general and you've got Canada. We also would not be able to defend ourselves if Iceland tried to invade so I think the only reason we're able to be this awesome is because of you Americans and your way of life.

Yeah, Calgary really had that Dallas feel to it, when I was visiting I started thinking to myself that If I ever have to move out of Dallas, and wanted to move to Canada, I'd go to Calgary to recreate my old environment.

Ah Canada, America's little brother. I guess your right Canada has this aura of "Don't fuck with us otherwise my brother will kick your ass". When I try to explain to people who have never been outside the states about Canada I just tell them "Think America-lite"

Canada is just one of the many countries that benifit from being protected by America (Japan, Germany, etc.). So they can afford to be nice to everyone, not really spend much money on military, and instead work on other stuff. If we weren't so dumb and just looked after ourselves and made everyone else take care of themselves too we probably wouldn't be having the social and economic problems we currently do. Talk about spreading yourselves thin.

would not be possible when it comes to Canada, because of the geographic closeness of the two America would never let anything happen to Canada, simply not in their best interest.

Haha, Canada. The country where the army is made of canoes and mooses. Anyway, Canada does indeed have hot women, I wish I lived there, instead of the US.

We protect Japan because our short sightedness after WW2 made us disband all of japans military though a loophole was created allowing them to have a military without it really being a military. Now a good portion of our navy is around Japan because they (japan) fear China will invade. Germany militarized twice so thats why we keep an eye on them (That and its a good staging platform to launch attacks on rouge nations). We have military in South Korea because of North Korea's attack on South Korea all those years ago.

In my opinion, a certain president (Can't remember the name) told the world that America will be its police was probably one of the worst ideas we have ever had, blatant stupidity.

well in all honesty penguin, without a country pertaining to dominance over the rest of the world somebody else would just try and take the empty position. were a savage species even now, depending on more then trust and word of mouth to believe we have control. its an unsteady tipping scale of justice and ascendance, but its necessary for the world to turn round.

as for canada, we fucking rock. if youve never been to the west edmonton mall before(aka biggest in the world) its certainly a sight to see, more entertainment in there then wonderland. and as similar as we are to the states waar i dont like being compared to them... please dont do that again lol

Uh....you don't like being compared to things eh? Well then sir, in comparison to chuu you are not a pedo!

In all honesty I'm getting a little sick of this american bashing thing. It's not like everyone in this country has the same ideas on things or we think that everything our government does is correct or that we actively have any control over what it does. Just like everyone else everywhere we just live here and like a few places we get some say in what our government does but not a whole lot. So the next time I hear someone say that they don't like americans or don't want to be compared to americans or whatever I'm just going to assume you mean you don't want to be anything like people who can think for themselves (even if many of us choose not to).

please dont get me wrong ramsus, i meant nothing negative by it. americas a great place to live and the general population have the right idea, and even if the governments a little twisted... barack obama seems like a smart kid, one of the smartest to take presidency in a while. i dont like anything being compared to anything because comparison leads to relation, relation to stereotyping and stereotyping to prejudice. both of our countries are equally unique and although they have similarities its there differences that make them what they are.

It's the 4th of July (or it was) and I was lurking CH and found something interesting.

Oh well then that's ok. Sorry for flying off the handle (though that comment wasn't wholly directed at you or anything).

lol, nice find stoner

We might have a shitty army, but we have the worlds best snipers & radars :)

I figured it was your calvary that was the worlds best

lol, i liv n usa (alabama), & frm wut ive read so far i think ima move 2 canada

canadas girl are hot but the quebec girls are the cream of the cream

Please stop.