kill the boredom

Kill you say?

I lol'ed

Anyways, two days ago, I was the victim of the attack of a stingray. It hurted like hell so I went to the hospital immediately. Luckily, it hit my foot and the doctor easily removed the poison. But now my foot is all swollen and I cant walk.

True Story.

I was playing football, and I got tackled by this huge guy. I was dazed for a few seconds, and when I tried to get up to keep playing I found I couldn't put any weight on my left leg, and if I tried I experienced crippling pain. Well, they carted me off the field and I found out I had broken my ankle. I ended up in a cast and went through the following progression. wheel-chair for a few weeks, then crutches until I got the cast off. when I got the cast off I had to walk with a cane until I could completely support my own weight. my leg still bugs me, and I can't play football until the spring semester.

Okay... I suppose its my turn now... eh what the hell.


This one time me and a couple of friends were looking for this zoo.You see we had heard from this other friend of ours about this new zoo that had opened up, and that they were looking to hire people so we all decided to go together and see if we could all get jobs.Okay so we ended up in the middle of f'ing nowhere and there was no sign of the zoo. long story short we ran out of gas and had to sleep in the car until the toll truck came to pick us up.


there hows that?