Loud Sex

It annoys me

I mean, I understand, it's pleasurable for both of you, but I don't need to hear it all night.

Lol...you posted this just for lulz, right? It'd be hilarious if you really hear it all night...

Sometimes, I do.
And worse, sometimes, the only people around are my parents.

Lol, have tried telling it straight to the culprit?

I'd call the police and say there might be a woman getting raped next door.
That'd shut them up for a while.

I had this same problem once or twice. But guess what? Our Neighbors are old...

I've done that to my mom. But mostly because I was so pissed off.
I was using her computer because mine needed repaired, and the way my room was set up I'd have to go THROUGH her room to get to MINE.

I heard her having sex with her boyfriend at the time and I started hitting the wall. Then through the door I was like "You know I really don't want to have to walk to a room that smells like sex to get to mine!"

They ended up coming out and we ended up having a debate that sex leaves a smell.
I don't think her boyfriend was very comfortable.

Why would you have to debate it? Of course sex leaves a smell. Poor boyfriend though... you know, unless he was a douche

My mom is a very frank person. I was raised by her so I am a very frank person lol.
She swore sex didn't have a smell and I told her it did and I didn't want to go to my room now because her room stank lol.

Her boyfriend came to the conclusion to not have sex while I was home because if I caught them I'd give them hell about it.

But seriously ): It's my mom, and I have to go through her room to get to mine. I don't want to smell it let alone know she's having sex.

I'm...pretty used to hearing people fucking around me.

I honestly don't care. They want to scream and yell while getting it on, so be it. Gotta love headphones.

Smells are another matter. Frebreeze (or whatever the fuck it's called) works wonders.

Knowing your parents are having sex is already weird, I hate it when I know that (after my parents were divorced) your parents are having sex with some stranger or person you don't like.


Actually hearing anyone have sex is awkward.

Nah I didn't care that he wasn't my father. My parents were divorced since I was an infant so it's not like I grew up with that problem.

Personally I think it's annoying if I can hear it ALL THE TIME, which was the case awhile back but needless to say I took care of that. Lol all it took was a request to be quieter. I guess embarrassment sunk in.

Oddly, I feel that way about my mom (probably because I live'd with her and my stepdad) but I don't feel that way about my dad.

On a different note, I often fear I am to loud to the point where I bite a pillow because I don't want our neighbors to hear.

Have you guys lived in the dorms before? People that have sex WILL keep you awake. The walls and ceilings are way too thin.

I'm arrogant. I don't get concerned if I get loud, but I don't feel that I'm ever loud enough for neighbors to hear. I never hear any of my neighbors so I would assume the walls are pretty thick.

Once in a while I'll use a pillow if we go for a while and I get tired of hearing myself.

LOL I can't believe I'm not the only one who gets tired of hearing their self. I do think I'm a bit loud because I remember having sex at my mom's house and my sister was in the next room with her boyfriend. I could hear them moaning in their room, and suddenly it because a competition. That was crazy stuff that night, but in the morning she told me they were just playing around - they never even did anything. I was like "uh... yeah! Us too!" It felt kinda like that sex wars scene from "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"

I lol'd so hard

1. It may be said in defence of the offending parties, that not everyone is always aware of how loud they are!
My attention was brought to this fact in one of the more embarrassing ways possible: In these vacations past, we staid at her parents' for a week. We kept it down; we thought ourselves quiet. Then, at the breakfast table came the "witty" remarks.
A lesson is learnt, but the damage is irreversible.

2. Admittedly, it'd probably bother me if I had to listen to my parents doing it. Luckily, I have never been at this impasse. Other than that, I do not care much; having lived in a dorm, I got (as #576,543 hinted at) pretty much used to hearing anything else, from the gay arabs upstairs to the girl across the hallways by herself - and the solution is loud piano music.

3. Tired? I get turned on by hearing myself : |