"Master" or "Onii-chan"?

Choosing between "Onii-chan" and "Master"...such a dilemma. Both of them set of BLAZING FIRES OF PASSION! It starts an inferno in my heart and sends BURNING HEAT throughout my veins with each pump! I CAN FEEL IT RIGHT NOW!

Ba-dum ba-dum

One must look at each, finding the unique factors within each that makes them so desirable. To be "onii-chan", it can mean so much. It's a coveted position among so many, yet cruelly unattainable to so many. It's a special gift that one can only be granted through birth. The permanence of the title also brings fleeting joys. Growing together, forming deep bonds, never being apart, sharing secrets that none other can understand. Along with the transient beauty of year, each month, each day. How cruel, at the same time, that each precious moment only lasts for so long. Each year, each month, each day brings something new and holds a one of a kind, priceless treasure. Truly, such a thing cannot be replicated.

Such a relationship, however, is taboo.

Taboo of the sweetest sort! Taboo that alternately embraces and taunts, leave cigarette burns next to hickeys! Dancing a forbidden tango, with your partner grasping your buttocks with one hand and clutching your throat in the other! Shame and guilt may lurk, yet they only make the fires of passion burn hotter! A red-hot affair, burning ten thousand degrees! Hotter and hotter! When "onii-chan" bursts forth from her sweet lips, even the sun cannot match the heat generated by the two lovers!

However, one must not discount the power of "master".

As rare and coveted the position of "onii-chan" is, is the being that will say "master" even rarer? The one we truly think of? The maid. If I may recall a quote from a Mister ZUN, a maid is "...a fantasy being that all of you have heard about, but have never seen". Indeed, the true maid, the beautiful woman dressed in a skirt, apron, and frilly headwear, is indeed rare. Elegant, able to operate under pressure, a vision of loveliness, a vision of perfection in a world where ideals and dreams are shattered carelessly. The maid, it seems, is practically superhuman! To have somebody such as that place you above them, to serve you, it to replaces blood with PASSIONATE FLAMES!

As well as that, there's associated with the title of "master", plenty of power. Power to command this beauty to head to the deepest, darkest corners of your mind, to know that she will do as she asked, never questioning and never asking. Indeed, such power is indeed appealing, whether one would think to abuse this power or not. Unmatched loyalty and devotion!

Plus, if one is to consider all angles, one must not forget that maids, besides seeming superhuman, at times ARE beyond human. One must not discount the appeal of stopping time or of robotics which surpass the limits of a human body...though, I somehow feel that this doesn't sway many people with their decision.

What do I pick? Such a hard choice. At this moment, I am moved to say "onii-chan". But do not misinterpret! My fiery, manly heart burns and yearns for those mystical, elusive, legendary maids as well! They, too, fill me with passion, ready to burst!

VULCANO!

In the end, of course, there's always enough PASSION to go around, for all the imouto-chans and all the maids, if one digs deep into their heart!

ill go for master.... it feels awkward with onii-chan XD