My friend just stole some hentai...

I just wanted to share a random story with you.Well here's how it goes...

A few of my friends went to Atalanta for an anime convention this past weekend. They were having fun doing the usual anime con activities: meeting famous voice actors, socializing with people who share similar interests, and and checking out the dealer room. The normal stuff.

In the dealer room is where this incident begins. Friend "a"(who will remain unnamed unless I feel like it) had just purchased a hentai dvd from the dealer room. He finishes the video, then stating, "That was terrible! I want my money back!" Obviously he had either not seen or had chosen to disregard the "All sales are final" sign posted at the entrance, going as far to exclaim, "I'm either exchanging this, or I'm gonna steal one"... You would THINK that this was a mere joke, but this man had a mission. He had actually gone through the trouble of purchasing his fap material, and he WOULD get the enjoyment that he had sought.

Well anyway, he goes to the dealer room, steals some hentai vids, and gets tackled by one of the con staff members. Now he is being held in prison for grand larceny, the bond has been set, but I really didn't care enough to find out what it is. He could have just downloaded a hentai video instead of actually stealing one.../facepalm

Nice way to go to prison dumbass!!!

I need to know which jail this person is held in so I can poke them with a stick while mocking their stupidity of stealing hentai. Also..i assume you went to AWA (Anime weekend Atlanta). Without knowing it you probably saw one of my ex's. Small world eh?

Actually I would be more than willing to share that information with you so that you could mock him, throw stones at him, or berate him in any other way you find suitable... but I was too busy facepalming at the time to even care where it was that he got sent...

An ex girlfriend of Fpod.... one can only wonder if she was just as politically savvy...

well my friends are not dumb enough to steal any but one friend in particular kinda pissed me off when right at the start he spent all his money on doujins and I had to pay to feed him the rest of the weekend.

Edit:m?????????? (21:11:16): I hope you are on 4chan
??????????(21:11:32): if you are not that kid is a faggot for taking our memes
lol my friend loves you

You should have slapped him on the head and said, "Why didn't you just come to Fakku you idiot!"

That particular one? Fuck...No. She's a Vash fan girl so she's obviously not the brightest bulb in the drawer. Even though I asked her out we were closer to fuck buddies than an actual relationship. Its not a good relationship when you want to blow your fucking head off after being around her 24/7 for two weeks all because of the sheer annoyance.

I can't date politically savvy girls unless their politics are the same as mine. Otherwise, I instigate debates and discussions too much which leads to problems.

He doesn't like anything besides /a/ I have tried to get him to change but it no work
Edit: this was his reply
??????????? (21:35:22): tell him I am going to piss in his mouth and shit on his face. then ten im gonna put his dick in a blender and shove eating utencils up his ass
I would say he got violent

I was going to go to AWA, but I was sick and contagious for the entire Friday-Sunday(Yes I'm still sick)

But wow, I'll ask my friends to see if they saw some guy getting tackled in the H-section.

...that section is always full xD.

GRAND larceny. I wouldn't think grand would be the degree they charged for the theft of hentai

Vash fan girl... she must be one of those girls at a con that say, "OMG! It's Johnny Young Bosch!!! KAWAI DESU NE!" (I threw in the "kawai desu ne" for the weaboo effect) I'd probably choke her too... >_>

@ Malik
only /a/? he hasn't ventured to /h/ *or /d/* or even /e/? What a lame-o.

@ Illumi
I actually saw someone recording the whole thing on their cellphone, maybe it'll be on youtube, "Guy steals hentai and gets arrested" :lol:

@ Lemiel
You must understand this, he stole [size=22]A LOT[/h] of hentai. Enough to be sent to prison.

Every guy she's had sex with has done cosplay as vash at some point (with the exception of me because my hair was too long until just recently). She has Trigun manga, had the DVD's, owns a Vash coat. Too bad the sex was terrible. I mean, it looks like the only purpose she serves is to remind the world that every single weaboo should be hunted down and destroyed.

You let her get out of bed alive!!! hah jk... a little

I used to think that female weaboos couldn't be all that bad, until I met one that had extraordinary drawing ability, and an obsession with yaoi and furry. I cringe just thinking about it. >_<

This guy is talking about one of the cardboard printouts.

Care to elaborate on how you got negative rep? Or should I assume that this is how you usually comment?

I like the way you tell stories. It's organized, neat and very interesting. Lol, even if it wasn't about anything magical, fantasy-like and such.

But anyway, that's too bad for him. Haha, I'd hate to be jailed; especially for stealing hentai. I wouldn't even shop for it.. easier to find it online.

Yeah, he could have just come to Fakku.(I found that to be bitterly ironic) Imagine applying for a job and having to list all of the felonies that you've committed. "Grand larceny of hentai/anime porn" you'd definitely get that job right? -.-

thanks for that compliment, I do enjoy telling stories actually. ^^
maybe I should share another if I find something interesting.

Lol, yeah that would be pretty bad. Ah but at least he's in prison for something like that. Now that I think about it.. maybe it's best he didn't go to jail because he decided to do something like kill someone, injure someone, rob a bank or anything. Still that is a silly crime.

And you're welcome. Maybe you should tell another sometime. Ah.. or maybe write a story in the Writing and Lemons section.. have you posted some of your writing there already?

I had to agree with that statement even thoughhe has been my friend for a while... does that make me a bad person? Hell no, he was a dumbass in the first place!

I have thought about posting something in the Writings section. Maybe I'll try now.

Ahh yeah, that was a pretty silly/dumb move.

And ah I suppose if you write something (and I happen to see it) I'll be sure to read it. But ah I'm not too "hellbent" on reading something of yours. I'd hate to feel as if I'm forcing you to write something.. haha. But anyway thanks for the conversation. [+1 rep] Kept me somewhat occupied. Anyway I must be sleeping now. Plenty of work for tomorrow. Bye.

If I'm going to get ass raped in prison I want to be in there for murder or something of that level. Though they are used to murderers being in there.

Big guy: What're yew in fer?
Guy: Stealing Hentai
Big Guy: Jesus Christ on a Crutch! Don't hurt me! Me love you long time.