Found out today that the work experience girl who started with us a couple of weeks ago packed it in today citing that she quit because there's no job at the end of it so there's no point. Considering that she was forced to do it by the Job Centre that'll probably affect her claim, and it's not exactly something you can add to a CV (Yeah I did work experience, but quit). But hey, not my problem.
Ironically, my manager today introduced me to a girl who used to work there, who phoned up asking if there were any jobs going a few days prior. She starts next week.
Also I've got the shits. Started out as trapped wind which got gradually worse. When I got home I did a really big fart which was particuarly smelly. Sure sign I need to birth a mini arsebaby. In the past 45 minutes I've gone 3 times. If you include this morning, that makes 4 times today.