One insignificant thing you dislike about today.

Customer tried it on claiming I short-changed them. I gave them £7.55 change from their shop and she wanted a bag, so I took another 10p.

£7.45

They came back claiming I owed them a quid. Looked at the receipts which said £7.55 and the other 10p, and double-checked the change: a £5 note, a £2 coin, two 20ps and a 5p.

£7.45.

The customer is not always right.

I didn't win a single match in Tekken Revolution...its almost unheard of. Also, it was a very slow day at work. We didn't make a dime even though its usually really on the weekends (I feel bad cause I still got paid).

Busted my wireless headset transmitter in a fit of blind rage, when it disconnected one time too many. When you get a grand total of 30 seconds of sound before it cuts out, you run out of patience fast.

I abruptly woke up this morning at 5 to 10 suddenly paranoid I had to be in at work at 10. I knew wasn't in until 2, but the paranoia continued right around to half 1, when I left. It got so bad I had to keep a copy of the rota on me all day until I left for work.

Hidden blessing though; I've had so much energy on me today. I raced around doing stuff and I got home without a backache.

Yesterday we had a pretty bad storm. Lightning kept striking pretty close and I got scared and tried distracting myself with Tetris before we lost power for about two hours.

Before I had the chance to play DBZ Xenoverse, my ps4 ejected the disc. I got to send it in for repairs.

It's been hot as hell for the last 3 days or so. It feels like a freaking sauna unless i keep all the windows open.

Half of my toenail on my big toe just sort of came off earlier for no explainable reason. Didn't hurt, wasn't bleeding, just... removed itself. All I can think is, dafuq is this?!

Cherry took me to this little store called Starships in hopes of finding a long thin green smooth didlo vine thing to shove up my butt.

She found nothing of the sort

I found this clear jelly like didlo thing (complete with butt plug and two bottles of lube to start with), but I couldn't afford it.

Saw the ****** that took my virginity.

SO hungry but nothing to eat.

Waking up knowing you stayed up late just to break someone's heart and trying to not care in the process

Waking up knowing you stayed up late just to break someone's heart and trying to not care in the process

Running on 4 hours sleep so my social graces today were worse than usual. Barely spoke a word to anyone at work mostly because I had no idea what to say, and when I did get social with someone I hung around them like a creep.

Why did someone from Head Office have to come down today of all days.

Silver lining, I had an hour's nap before seeing Man Up at the cinema and I bought pizza which is currently cooking. Nom nom nom.

Well turns out Cherry is constipated right now and Lemon has a stomach virus from possible food poisoning, hence some of the errands including "picking up pepto bismol and laxatives."

Rest of the errands are kinda boring too but at least I'm doing it with a friend (Lime) so it won't be that boring
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Can I also say that after timing her for how fast she can fwip herself off, (about 20 to 30 seconds) that she then proceeded to rape me for 15 seconds until I came. It hurt. Too rough for my liking.

Laxatives helped her though so that's good.

• Till buddy wasn't in at the Charity shop today. She had to do a Lifeguard course for the school she works at, since she couldn't find any local qualified lifeguards for a swimming trip. She asked me if I knew any but the only one I know, their qualification will expire by the time they go on their trip.
  
  But I disgress. She passed, which is good news.

• And the annoying volunteer turned up after 2 weeks of absence. He tends to backchat when asked to do something. Likely jokingly but he ends up not doing it anyway and he messes about more than one probably should. Manager got so annoyed with him she made him sit on the till to give me a break for a bit, but I still had to hop on it to serve since he doesn't have a number nor has he been trained to use the till. And he left a goodbye present before he left - farted in the toilet and stunk it out. Loverly.

MY DAD HAD A HEART ATTACK AND IM SCARED!

He's alive but he just suddenly had a heart attack and we needed an ambulance.

I'm with Him in the hospital right now but I don't understand how it's happened. He's a pretty healthy guy.

TBH I'm just here trying to calm down. I feel panic, sadness, and relief that he's alive.

Constant posts from a girl I know on Facebook suffering from "I am an adult" syndrome. She keeps posting about how grown up she is and writes every little thing as if it was a personal accomplishment.

She's 17 and in the few times I've been around her, I've gotten the impression that she thinks she knows everything. When she volunteered at the charity shop I volunteer at she kept giving myself and my till buddy advice, despite her only being there for 3 weeks and us being there a year and a half. But she kept doodling on the tables and stamping us with ink. She's fallen out with her family twice and moved 4 times in the last year alone.


Hopefully she'll grow out of it.

Pretty significant to me this one.
I was in the mall and I found two young children... A white boy and an Asian looking girl. I don't know if they were running away or homeless orphans or what. They certainly didn't look related but obviously knew each other, so I assumed they were friends.

I had found the two hiding amongst the mattresses in a sort of fort. 3 mattresses stacked the wrong way round with two leaning on the wall. Doesn't exactly look out of place, but I heard munching sounds from what I thought was behind the mattress and then I saw them.

They had stolen a few touch lamps, batteries, pillows, and a large quilt. (The packaging was in the fort) and were munching on these little chip bags they likley managed to swipe from the food court.

Upon me discovering them they quietly begged me not to say anything. I really mean beg too. they even bribed me with 4 dollars and a handful of change to stay quiet.

I didn't say anything at first. I wasn't sure I wanted to. I'm not sure who or what they were hiding from but they seemed terrified of going back to it.

I did eventually cave in (like 10 minutes later) and tell the store employees before I left that those two had been hiding there and to be on the lookout for them... But then I immediately saw they already took care of it as I saw three of the mall security guys escorting the two and they weren't happy. They started throwing a huge fit about not wanting to go back... Never said back to who ,what, or where though and that's what scares me about this.

I really hope those two turn out all right.

my hand hurts...