I tried phone sex once and its was boring as hell.
Yep. We tried it once, purely out of curiosity, and it (snoooore) totally didn't work for us either.
I'm not a dirty talker or a talker during sex.
Yeah, that - it's easy enough to say something ridiculous in bed, and even more so when it comes to dirty talk. And me laughing my ass off at the things I'm saying would not make it very arousing, I suspect.
Plus, it's
very easy to make me all embarassed in bed. On more than one occasion I've ended up just covering my face in my hands in embarrassment, even though the things she said were pretty hot in retrospect.
That, I guess, is why phone sex really isn't for me, besides it being plain boring.