The Hobbit - 7/10
It's a solid movie, I give you that. I do, however, feel like they went a bit too all out on the special effects and all that fancy 3D. I would rather have watched the movie without 3D, but those were the tickets I got.
As for the movie itself I guess it's decent, the book is a children's book so it's a given that they'd make it more child-friendly but imo they took it
a bit too far.
The movie were also in my opinion poorly paced, they pressed in a lot of things and kudos to keeping it close to the book(s), but all the chase and fighting scenes (which all of them move in slow-motion half of the time, seriously, the movie would be like almost an hour shorter if they were at full speed.) were a bit too drawn-out. For example ...
... running from the Wargs at the start, they spend 10 minutes running from cover to cover while Radagast is playing decoy, inside the Goblin King's lair there also these really drawn out running scenes, not to mention the super-slow motion staredown between Thorin and Azog.
The first half of the movie is more or less gold, while the other half feels like the new Star Wars trilogy all over again. It turns from epic to very-childish (As I said, ofc it would be more child-friendly, but please.) and is overwashed with "hey, these will look
awesome in 3D!" effects that don't look awesome, you just have no idea what to focus on since the camera is swaying back and forth and there's a million things that moves. I can understand the people that complain about nausea and motion-sickness even if had not problem with that.
One thing that I thought were among the best in the movie were the music, the soundtrack is
amazing. I loved it, and I love the fact that they use real, proper songs and poems from the book. And I like that the Orcs talk in Black Speech compared to english, as they did in the original trilogy.
So, all in all: It's a good movie, it's LotR, it's epic but I will most likely never watch a marathon of all three movies(if the other movies ain't a lot better than this one.) without spewing gall all over them.