Holy shit. That was fuckin' hilarious. I think some peoples' entire purpose in life is for the rest of the world to laugh at them. And this man is one of those.
I feel sorry for the bug though. I would've taken pictures and released it.
Ahh which way to kill the bug, should i hit it with this side or with this side (--) hed rather have a nigger come in there with a gun than that bug...damn i cant stop laughing