scrubs pathetic love life.

super scrub · 2009-10-11T17:40:01+00:00

So yesterday I think I went on a date. This girl and I went to a movie (zombie land, which was awesome) then we came back to my house. For some reason she helped me clean my house and then I got her to read one of my favorite comics called kick-ass. I was amazed she did not get all weirded out by my room even when I left a hentai comic that I got at Japan out on my desk. Then we talked until 2 in the morning (something I never thought I was capable of doing). Next I walked her to house and this where I got all nervous and just started muttering things. She asked if could do this again and I said, "su-sure." What I want to know was I supposed to like kiss her or something before she left? I saw her standing there with her arms crossed looking kind of looking like she was waiting for something. she is probably at this point getting annoyed by my akwardness and lack of knowledge on this subject, unlike me, she has been in relationships before. I never been really on dates. I don't even hang around people for that matter. I've never even kissed a girl before so I did not know if I should do it and totally butcher the kiss and ruin the whole evening. Eventually she gave me a hug and I gave her a weak hug back because I really have trouble being around and even touching people most likely because I'm 20 and never did any stuff like this growing up. My mom and Dad were always busy and on top of that my Dad is expressionless like Hank Hill. She then let go and said, "really?" and then she hugged me again tighter and I actually did the first real hug of my life (yes, I know, my love life is like some pathetic grade school crush romance). But anyways I never thought it was possible to almost become hard from a hug. Then she said later and I said later and that was the end of the evening. so what should I do now? I'm thinking of inviting her over to watch simpsons and family guy and just hang out or something. But should I try like kissing her or something? how do I initiate it? Do I just have to guess or should I just ask her beforehand? What do I do if she just wants to make out and I have no idea what to do? I don't know how to take off a bra or use a condom. I don't want screw this up.

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Quadratic

15 years ago

Granth wrote...

super scrub wrote...

dude everything has been awesome this week. I think things move fast because we have known each other for years. It turns out she liked me when we first met just like I did. The only thing was is that she thought I did not like her because I was so weird and awkward.
after a lot of thinking I believe that nerds and otaku guys have a lot more to offer than what they give themselves credit for. Unlike most frat douchebags,I realized I have a lot more to offer because of my insecurities. Because my whole life I've always worried about how I act and had a very annoying conscience, I have constantly tried to improve myself and developed more character than other prick cool kids. This whole time all I need was some assertiveness. Anyways I'm really happy how things turned out.

I suppose this has thought you something, you are more valuable then you give yourself credit for. I'm very glad that you were able to realize that you indeed offer a lot because of what you've experienced, I believe I could actually learn a thing or two from you. I cheer for your happiness.

Fuck yes, hope for me.
Just don't be too assertive (Like Leela in that one Futurama episode...)

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15 years ago

super scrub wrote...

I just lost something last night.

My V card ;)

congratsss!

super scrub wrote...

and i'm glad u r not a pessimist anymore! :)

shansleven

15 years ago

super scrub wrote...

I just lost something last night.

My V card ;)

First off, describe it....

Second of all, gosh, I'm so jealous.....

and Third, I'm surprised no one has done this for you yet, but for losing your virginity, that calls for the Epic Win Song!!! Enjoy!

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