So, my gay cousin wants to live with us.

Apparently, his abusive boyfriend got sick of him and kicked him out. Now he claims that he will "find his way" from San Francisco to Washington (state).
Problems:
-My father and little sister are homophobes.
-He's a vegan. I am not (violently).
-He has a dog, named it "Pooh Bear". Wat?
-"Pooh Bear" doesn't eat dog food.....What?


He is also bitching about us living in the middle of nowhere, thinks he will be lynched by rednecks. (They have been burning crosses in my yard twice a year. If they were going to, it would have happened by now)

Let him bitch moar.

Tell him to live by your rules or GTFO. Then, when he's vulnerable, force feed him steak. I don't think he'll try any gay shit around your dad. If he's a true redneck, he'll have a gun on him.

Above all, teach the dog how to eat like a fucking dog.

WOW.
Well if he does live there than he shouldn't complain since he is technically getting a free place to stay! Nor should his dog complain about eating normal dog food.

And about your dad and sister: well, its hard to change ones mind on such things, but maybe after living with him they grow to understand him.

idk, just a thought.
:3

Quite a situation you're in.
But it's your turf, so your call.

... tell him not to flame so hard and there won't be a problem. <.<

I don't know why you can't be gay and just act normal. -_-

If he is going to be mooching off you guys he doesn't have any right to complain about anything.

Plus, I endorse Tsurayu's last statement.

Definately has no right to complain if hes not gonna pay for rent and shit. Cause if he is tell him to stfu and stop acting like a little bitch. His bf was most likely abusive cause that dipshit prolly complained a lot cause i know id start beating someone if that was the case.

As long as he pitches in on the rent and stuffs then let him stay. Also, tell him to stop whining about everything. If he's so afraid then tell him to stay where he is nya~

Like these guys said, he's living under your roof. He was no choice but to abide by your rules. Whether he likes it or not. If he can't, he can leave. Plain and simple.

Like almost everbody, my advise is:

My rules or GTFO
:P

k, dr dolittle.

If you're nice enough to LET him stay over he should show so gratitude and live according to your rules

Your place, your rules. Tell him no flaming, and if he's really scared about rednecks lynching him then get him a Beretta 92 (or other high-cap pistol) and a CCP.

Though, btw, I loooove meat, and I have to honestly say that some vegan food isn't that bad.

Sounds like quite a queen ._. perhaps he's exaggerating about the situation with the ex to get sympathy?

Either way, sounds like you'll be having an interesting time in the not so distant future.


...What does the dog eat?

I have a Alaska-residing aunt who's also vegan and treats her Pomeranian (yes, I want them all gone as much as you all do) like a child. He still eats dog food, but it's special, high-end vegan dog food. I suspect though that this guy lets his dog eat at the table and off a plate with him.

Unless the cousin knows what he's doing with feeding his dog, I would consider that borderline animal abuse.

I know people who feed their dog regular people food. Like fried meats or sliced fruits. Weird situation is when I asked my friend what that delicious smell was when caught her cooking in the middle of the night. She said "oh, I'm just making roxy (the dog) a midnight snack"

The food looked wonderful. I would of eaten it.

Well, I guess I had a stereotypical image in my head that the guy was giving his dog carrots or something.

No he's Mr.Hat, anyway that made my day rep+ (its bak :D)

Hold a house vote on it.