So, my gay cousin wants to live with us.

I don't know what it is exactly, but I think he gives it something unprocessed and raw. (I don't know what unprocessed vegan food a dog can eat, but whatever.)

He called a bit ago, and is concerned about being stranded two hours from civilization. Whoo.

I don't know what it is, but he seems to want to emulate the stereotype. Now that his boyfriend won't support him, he wants to be a hairdresser. He's trying to get my mom to go to trade school with him.
(Do hairdressers need trade school? Every woman in my family does better than half the beauty shop jobs I've seen, is a cert required?)

Yeah, they have classes for that.

If he bitches again, then remind him just how hard it would be for him to make the world silky smooth as a homeless gay man. Homeless flaming gay man. I mean, no-one deserves what would befall a flamer on the streets, but you gotta tell this guy the straight facts, shut-up or find another option.

Ok, I may be the only one to defend him since i have a few gay friends (High school was weird, and i still know people from there) but while i do agree that it is your house, thereby your rules, listen to his complaining once in a while because he may be going through some hard times and needs help, plus he wont try anything funny on you since he is your cousin

I WOULD NOT LET A FAGGOT IN MY HOUSE AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU

Its true you should sometimes endure and listen to someones complaints to help them vent. But in this case, the complaints are about the same people he is asking help from. You can't ask someone for free food and then complain about the cooking. The problem here is he is sounding like it is their fault for making him live away from the city.

Mmmm looks tasty doesn't it?

It looks like... carrots, potatoes, rice... chicken? Some orange/black thing I can't distinguish. :|

It's minced carrots, slices of potatoes, rice, and two differently cooked chickens. One in a crock pot and the other on the stove. It smells way better than it looks lol.

Yeah, whenever either of our dogs got ill mom would make white rice and boiled chicken for them.

[btw, we buy premium organic (no by products) dog food for them. And in all honesty, whether it be dog food, barbecue pork tenderloin, salad, or even (literally, no BS) toilet paper tubes, they don't give a rats ass, food is food.]

Ive got a gay cousin too. (I think everyone has at least one)

Anyway if my cousin was in the same situation id have to say... Stay in San Francisco!

my thoughts exactly...

Dog not eating dog food = great, saves you guys money. Our dog(s) never got dogfood either, they got whatever leftovers from the table weren't considered edible for humans anymore. Yay for growing up on a farm; teaches those canines some fucking respect.

The guy whining about being remote from civilization = great, all the more reason for him to shape up or get the fuck out again ASAP.

The guy being a vegan = great, keep cooking up a strictly carnivorous diet, all the more reason for him to shape up or get the fuck out again ASAP.

The guy wanting to be a hairdresser = great, then he can run his mouth at his helpless customers 24/7 and won't bother you anymore.




lolwut. Wasn't WA supposed NOT to be the High Road of the K.K.K.?
Although, I know a gal whose father is a Klansman and he lives in Frisco, so I guess anything is possible.

"anything funny"?
I'm not a homophobe. I would rather not be anally raped, but regular people (gay or not) don't generally do that.

Also, I... think he'll be fine. Besides the dog thing, I think we can reasonably accommodate him.
Hopefully, he can get hands on something to pass the time (and pay for his own car) while he is in school.

Im not homophone or anything, but I wouldn't let a gay cousin live in my house. I wouldn't feel comfortable.


Everything else has been said already...

You shouldn't. Your father and sister will feel so awkward living under the same roof as a gay person.

Maybe you should ask your father and sister what they think. If not, try to find some other relatives that might take care of him.

My uncle (gay) stayed at our house for a few months because he had important business where i live. He acted very normal, even if he was gay.

your cousin, is acting like a huge fag. Like the ''BUT I'M GAY, blah blah blah, i need to express is like a real asshole about it''type. I remember my uncle talking about them being the ''loser'' people of the gay community lol.

Aud1o, it really depends on his attitude, the way you've been talking about it, he isn't that serious, and if he is, You need to throw down ground rules first. For instance, He needs to have a job set up, or schooling+job, the only time he should be home is to sleep or bath, occasionally eat, otherwise you'll end up with the typical bullshit and it will be a year and a half later and he's sitting on the couch when you guys get home complaining about the weekday tv line up and asking what's for dinner. And give him a deadline and rent, nothing too much, like $100 a week, to be paid in full (payday), and if he doesn't, start locking him out, the best way to get someone who is staying with you "temporarily" to stick to the moving out part of the plan is to be completely hostile.Also, you can give him all the chores! dishes, laundry, cleaning. And whe he bitches, just repeat after me, "Don't Like it? Then get the fuck out! there are plenty of homeless shelters in Washington, better start walking!"

Actually, most KKK members are located in the midwest and the northwest. Indiana has the most KKK members, contrary to belief that the south is the most racially divided and discrimnitory.

Off-topic but I just wanted to point that out.