So...I found a rather odd dead cat today.

Arizth · 2009-04-01T05:23:21+00:00

No, not a joke thread. Well, I dunno. Either it was a very, very, scarily elaborate April Fools joke, or a actual corpse. I'm actually hoping for the former, because the damn thing was odd. Found it while heading out for a jog maybe an hour before sundown. Corpse was on it's side in the middle of the sidewalk. I had classes on Forensics back in High School, so I pulled on my gloves and stopped to take a look. Cat was stiff with rigor mortis. Still enough that I could not close it's eyes with a gloved hand. Mouth was very bloody, but I could not work the jaw open to see why. No external wounds, but the mouth was covered in blood, and some had trickled down to the right forepaw. No apparent internal trauma, and from where it was lying, I doubt it was run over. Hit by a bike, at the most. Or ate some glass in a suicide attempt. Or something. The odd thing was, aside from the unwounded except for a bloody mouth body, and the fact it was lying on the sidewalk, was the fact that it seemed to not have been in place very long, but was stiff. Also, it's eyes did not seem to register shock, surprise, or even pain. Ir had one eye open, and one half closed. Best I could make of it's expression is the equivalent of the "What the fuck...?" horror movie reaction, right before something cuts you in half. Anyway, to stop rambling, anyone have any medical experience above basic High School Biology/Forensics? Am I missing something to explain how the damn thing seemed to have died before it noticed it?

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theotaku

15 years ago

Jonoe wrote...

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I think it was just hung over.

I dunno weather to fukken :lol: or :?.

The Jesus

15 years ago

theotaku wrote...

Jonoe wrote...

I think it was just hung over.

I dunno weather to fukken :lol: or :?.

That's a fucking winner.

theotaku

15 years ago

The Jesus wrote...

theotaku wrote...

Jonoe wrote...

Spoiler:

I think it was just hung over.

I dunno weather to fukken :lol: or :?.

That's a fucking winner.

Now that I look at it more, it's face looks like it's in it's own pool of puke. :lol:

Anonymous

15 years ago

Yep...Pedobear...Look the bottle of Booze....

ONLY PEDOBEAR DRINKS THOSE...

:shock:

The Jesus

15 years ago

theotaku wrote...

The Jesus wrote...

theotaku wrote...

Jonoe wrote...

Spoiler:

I think it was just hung over.

I dunno weather to fukken :lol: or :?.

That's a fucking winner.

Now that I look at it more, it's face looks like it's in it's own pool of puke. :lol:

I didn't really pay too much attention to it, due to alcohol consumption, but I do see it now. Silly kitty. :D

Anonymous

15 years ago

Wait isn't that a house cat?

Looks like someones pet...

Waar FAKKU Moderator

15 years ago

the guy who posted the image was not the OP... c'mon people, have some sense.

Jonoe

15 years ago

Waar wrote...

the guy who posted the image was not the OP... c'mon people, have some sense.

Yup Waar is right, it was just a image I found on /b/.

Anonymous

15 years ago

right....

Great im thinking too much....

looks like my EQ has dropped...

The Jesus

15 years ago

Waar wrote...

the guy who posted the image was not the OP... c'mon people, have some sense.

I know that much... silly.

Waar FAKKU Moderator

15 years ago

The Jesus wrote...

Waar wrote...

the guy who posted the image was not the OP... c'mon people, have some sense.

I know that much... silly.

then I probably wasn't talking to you... i'm just sayin

The Jesus

15 years ago

Waar wrote...

The Jesus wrote...

Waar wrote...

the guy who posted the image was not the OP... c'mon people, have some sense.

I know that much... silly.

then I probably wasn't talking to you... i'm just sayin

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:shock:

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