Swift kick to the nuts
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I'm almost 100% sure that us guys on Fakku! have been kicked in the jewels at least three times, maybe two. Here's my most recent story, I was visiting my uncle and his family a couple days ago and was playing with my little cousins. They wanted to rough house with me so I went along with it. Before I knew it the youngest have kicked me in between the legs while I was oon my knees chasing them around. Boom, fell in agony while they were still jumping on me. I got pwned by a 8 year old.
So, what's your most recent story?
So, what's your most recent story?
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Nobody has ever dared to lay a foot on my family treasure, as they all understand that my sperm is worth more than their life.
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mibuchiha
Fakku Elder
Nope, never had it kicked.
But I tried punching it once, and....damn. The agony...
But I tried punching it once, and....damn. The agony...
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mibuchiha wrote...
But I tried punching it once, and....damn. The agony...I won't even ask why, but know that when you wanna kids and don't get any, you know the reason.
And like Rbz, I've never been kicked in the balls. The guys were too afraid of me.
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my lil bro kick my nuts when i was like 10. and now i cant pee straight........
ow WTH, at least it's still functional
ow WTH, at least it's still functional
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Once threw a laminated snowball (snow ball with an ice coating) directly into my uncles bait and tackle. He crumple forward and fell face first into the snow holding his crotch and making low guttural moans afterward he tried to reciprocate with a regular non laminated snowball but it just broke harmlessly over my fly.
Probably my most funny on the subject though is when I went to the Oregon Country Fair and was chatting up a good looking petite blonde woman. Well I had been walking with her around the grounds for some time and I wanted to sit because my feet were tired. So I sat on a stone memorial bench there that was shaped like a dragon. (Someone built it for a OCF crew member that died the thing even had light up eyes and it's nostrils diffused smoke.) Anyway as I sat down she remained standing and kept explaining the story she was in the process of telling me. Apparently as an interesting hook and an excuse to sit in my lap she plopped down on my lap as part of the story. However a combination of ill fitting pants, unpreparedness for her to do so on my part, and impeccable timing on her part she ended up flopping down on and sitting directly on my testicle. Let me tell you, I have had exposed nerve pain before and this was the closest thing to it I can think of. For a few minutes I cringed in agony as I tried my hardest to keep a straight face and not push her off into the Forrest floor and hurt her. (She was thin and frail I wanted not to hurt her.) So I patiently listened to the end of the story while trying not to cry in pain. As she finished some minutes later and slipped off my lap I fell off the bench curled in a tight ball with with a few tears and heavy sighs of pain and mild relief she was at least off of it. People walked by and started. When she asked what the hell I was doing, fearing I was doing something disgusting in her presence, I explained the situation and she was actually very supportive, offering to get me ice and patting me on the back while I recovered and keeping people from staring. Every time I saw her and she wanted to sit in my lap after that she always asked if it was okay and then eased into the center from the side. I guess she didn't want to risk hurting me in such a way again.
Probably my most funny on the subject though is when I went to the Oregon Country Fair and was chatting up a good looking petite blonde woman. Well I had been walking with her around the grounds for some time and I wanted to sit because my feet were tired. So I sat on a stone memorial bench there that was shaped like a dragon. (Someone built it for a OCF crew member that died the thing even had light up eyes and it's nostrils diffused smoke.) Anyway as I sat down she remained standing and kept explaining the story she was in the process of telling me. Apparently as an interesting hook and an excuse to sit in my lap she plopped down on my lap as part of the story. However a combination of ill fitting pants, unpreparedness for her to do so on my part, and impeccable timing on her part she ended up flopping down on and sitting directly on my testicle. Let me tell you, I have had exposed nerve pain before and this was the closest thing to it I can think of. For a few minutes I cringed in agony as I tried my hardest to keep a straight face and not push her off into the Forrest floor and hurt her. (She was thin and frail I wanted not to hurt her.) So I patiently listened to the end of the story while trying not to cry in pain. As she finished some minutes later and slipped off my lap I fell off the bench curled in a tight ball with with a few tears and heavy sighs of pain and mild relief she was at least off of it. People walked by and started. When she asked what the hell I was doing, fearing I was doing something disgusting in her presence, I explained the situation and she was actually very supportive, offering to get me ice and patting me on the back while I recovered and keeping people from staring. Every time I saw her and she wanted to sit in my lap after that she always asked if it was okay and then eased into the center from the side. I guess she didn't want to risk hurting me in such a way again.
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I have on numerous occasions accidentaly hit myself in the nuts. Also, I don't ever want to go over to my friends house because his brother will walk right up to me and without warning cup check me. Most recently I was at lunch with my friends and my friend sack tapped me.
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I've only had it once back in my freshman year when some psychotic prep girl kneed me in the nuts for walking to slowly?!?!
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Last time was a good 3 years ago.
I was talking to a friend of mine, playfully throwing insults at each other. Then, after what he deemed a low-blow, he said he was sorry and extended his arms in apology. Me being the good sport that I am(yeah right), jokingly extended mine in response, leaving my guard exposed for a the real-low blow. My colleague told me as I writhed in pain that he had miscalculated. Fucker was never good at maths.
Anyway, another incident that I previously had, when coupled with this case, made me learn something and I stopped hugging people ever since.
I was talking to a friend of mine, playfully throwing insults at each other. Then, after what he deemed a low-blow, he said he was sorry and extended his arms in apology. Me being the good sport that I am(yeah right), jokingly extended mine in response, leaving my guard exposed for a the real-low blow. My colleague told me as I writhed in pain that he had miscalculated. Fucker was never good at maths.
Anyway, another incident that I previously had, when coupled with this case, made me learn something and I stopped hugging people ever since.
