the time you were scared shitless
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1) When I was underage and while I was looking up hentai, I suddenly hear footstep.
Thought it was my mom and got up it lightning speed to turn off the monitor...
... and crushed my dick on the desk.
Turned out it was our damn dog.
2) About same time as #1, I had printed out about 13 hentai/porn pictures after my computer had broken, and hid them under the bed. After i came back from high school, my mom was in my room with all the pictures taped to the wall.
"Shit "
Thought it was my mom and got up it lightning speed to turn off the monitor...
... and crushed my dick on the desk.
Turned out it was our damn dog.
2) About same time as #1, I had printed out about 13 hentai/porn pictures after my computer had broken, and hid them under the bed. After i came back from high school, my mom was in my room with all the pictures taped to the wall.
"Shit "