The ultimate let down

I wasn't that concerned with it, but girls are usually never satisfied with their breasts completely. They're either too big or too small, too something. :lol:

But please lol for the sake of any future women you bed, get the idea that boobs are like hentai out of your head lol.

I totally agree, hentai and boobs don't mix.

But if women aren't satisfied with their boobs, the converse is true: guys are never satisfied with the size of their penises either. Penis envy, though, is not attractive to girls from what I've heard.

I can't believe I missed out on this gem of a topic in the Random subforum section.

It is kinda funny though that girls often have no problem talking about their issues with their boobs, but you never ever ever hear guys talk about any issues with their penis. I guess it's a macho guy thing or something.

Lol. I was just thinking something along the lines like that tonight while I was doing trash at work. I was thinking about how you'd never see guys beg their guy friends to come to the bathroom with them. I concluded it in my head that the reasoning is that they don't have privacy in a stall (usually - I'd assume) I'd assume most men just use the urnals. Or whatever they are. Yea. I was that bored tonight at work :roll:

I don't know why girls don't have much of a problem, most girls would expect a 'it's okay' response. Like 'do I look fat in this dress?" :lol: You really gonna tell her the truth?

But, really I swear that's not why I asked lol. I was just wondering WHY some guys liked smaller breasts.

Well I don't know that it's anything that simple, at least for me. I'm sure there are some guys out there that truely have a small (or flat chest) fetish and won't date any girl without it. But that seems weird to me, simply because there is a complete package to consider, even if you're only talking physically. I mean, who cares what her breast size is if the rest of her is completely unattractive to you right? And even beyond that of course there is all the personality/interests/mental stuff that goes beyond that. Yeah, I think some guys have a preferance for certain things, but I think when it gets down to it there is a more sub-consious overall attraction factor that takes everything into account.

For example there is always proportions, I dated a woman that was a C cup, but she was also 5'1/2" tall, and around 95lbs. And I've dated girls that were 5'10" with B cups, but something about them just worked with her overall body type. I think people should worry less about any particular body part, but focus more on the complete picture, but then they probably wouldn't be human right?

If I was a guy I'd really be tempted to motor boat at least once. :lol:
My ex did that to me once after seeing that movie. I about died of laughter. It wasn't anything serious he did it over top of my shirt.

That's about as bad as after we watched the 40 year old virgin, you know that guy who says 'go fuck a goat' Apparently I can do a very good impersonation of a goat lmao. I told him one day in the middle of sex I was just gonna let out this loud goat noise. I never did get the gull to do that. :roll: Talk about a mood killer.

your right ultenth, but dont forget that we arent trying to be completely shallow here. even with the topic being about breasts theres only so much you can talk about...

you should try it ziggyotaku, follow through with what you said =p just make sure your not in the mood or else your expected result will kill the night. it could be your trump card for when you really dont feel like it but he does haha

Just a real good 'byahaaaa~'
Lmao. Nah, I have no self control, I easily submit into the acts of pure sin. Well. That's not true lol if I was with someone, yes. If it's not someone I care about, no. Then I'm a prude.

Haha, me and some of my buddies used to joke around about what would be the worst thing a girl could yell out or make a noise of during sex. Some of the responses were highly amusing. I wish I could remember the better ones, we were dying of laughter as we talked about it.

But yeah, I can imagine the whole let-down thing occurs for women quite often in a sexual context. Like you meet a guy who has a great body, but tiny wang, or a guy that has a huge wang but doesn't have any stamina or technique. Actually what I've heard from some friends of mine that are girls was sometimes guys with really big (talking 11+ here) are often disappointing because they can't get very hard, and if they can it's not for as long.

All that said, personally I prefer a nice middle ground, but large (DD+) can be really great as long as the feel/shape/appearance is there as well. Sometimes just resting your head on them after your done is great in an of itself, let alone the other options gained during the actual act.

Honestly girls don't think that way lol.
Least none of my female friends and I have, and I have lots of female friends, maybe not as outspoken, but still.

My ex used to bitch and bitch about his dick. For a while anyway, I was so annoyed because I found absolutely nothing wrong with it. It wasn't small, it wasn't huge either (thank god) it was nice and firm, etc all the details you guys don't want to hear. After a while I think he got comfortable with it. I was his first too so I'm sure that had to play the part.

But there's a simple solution to someone who cums too quick, suck him first. lol. Let him spend his first load and work for a second.

thank you ziggy! haha i knew it, and im the virgin here. i know for a fact my first experience is going to be about 5 seconds long... but if the womans willing to accommodate me i can promise ill make it worth her while. im nervous and anxious about the first time... i also have a couple self esteem issues when it comes to my wang, but i think its for good reasons. sorry to go off topic here but ive always wanted to ask... is it unusual to have a numerous amount of bumps around your balls/shaft? ive done some sleuthing 'round the net and apparently its a standard sign of puberty, but i just hit my 20th birthday and its getting worse... i dont know what to think of it. anyone got any ideas?

Maybe you should get that medically checked out. Bumps like boil bumps? Or bumps like goosebumps?

HAHA, I'm sorry but that reminded me of a stand up comedian I watched once on Comedy Central. How guys will be the worst at denial of an STD. Obviously you don't have one since you're a virgin.

And it is cute. My ex after I gave him head the first time he literally let out air of relief like 'phew' when he was finished 'phew, I made it more then 5 seconds' I thought that was adorable, because guys are so insecure about things, and they often complain about girls being insecure.

tell me about it, we never like to swallow our pride untill... were getting swallowed? haha bad pun i know i know. more like goosebumps i would say, is there any way to contract an std through hereditary means? again, im pretty sure its just a horrible case of puberty... im just afraid what my first girl will say when she sees it, ydig? and id rather not get sexually involved with someone i care about if it is in fact an std.

I would honestly have to say I'd bet that overall guys are more insecure given that we're discouraged to talk about things that bother us. Then again we're also taught to try to shrug off minor emotional wounds (or just ignore that they happened at all) so it's probably more like there's a threshold for what would bother guys but over the threshold they'd be more upset than a girl would.

If it's an STD from hereditary means, you'd know.
If not, ask your mum and dad 'hey, when was the last time you two whores got checked for STDs?'

They do say boys change sexually up until the age of 21.
They also say girls grow until they're about 18, and I've been 5 foot flat for the last 2 years. So it all depends lol.

I always feel so bad for topics to plunge down different directions D;
If you shave it could always be that? I don't exactly have a visual of what it is, and I'm sure you and the rest of the forum would prefer you not snap a shot of your genitals. Best bet is to go to the doctors.

thanks for the advice ziggy, the last couple of things ill say about the subject are that: one, my dad left when i was little -_- if the slut had anything to do with this id be closer to knowing where he was before i found out that answer. and two: i have been to a clinic but unfortunately anything it could be is currently impossible to test for.

i didnt mean to throw this thread off the beaten path but i just couldnt expand any further on what kind of breasts i like =/ haha to be honest im suprised its gone this long. i mean, 10 pages of specific preferences? i dont think im the only one to branch off from this threads topic.

Don't worry, the doctor won't shave off a bump and put it through a lab. He'll just take his cold hands on your genitals and take a whiff and tell you what it is :roll:
Actually, nurses tend to look at stuff like that - with another person in the room, so she can't like rape you or what not. Or maybe that's for her own protection.

:roll: DUnno if that helped any.
I know when I had to go for a pap-smear I wanted to cry.

Back on topic, I don't believe the subject of "tittyfucking" has been covered yet. Any girls that happen to have done it? And if so, does it really do anything at all for you, other than the possible emotional high of doing something pleasing to the one you love etc? I know for guys it can range, depending on size/feel. Girls with fake boobs are usually horrible, because the gap between boobs is so massive and the boobs are usually firmer than normal ones. And of course girls that are too small you don't really feel anything.

I'm not sure where I would rank them, but as far as I'm concerened the main upsides to large boobs are the comforting feeling of just lying your head on them, the sexy sight of them bouncing around if they are on top or doggy, or tittyfucking.

It's kinda like some girls like guys with broad somewhat hairy chests, because of the kinda manly and protective feel, some guys like girls with big boobs because of the almost motherly warm feel. Funny how in so many ways we are just slaves to our biology and upbringing.

*shifts eyes* Where are you ladies?

I've done it a few times, though because I have a smaller chest I was laying on my side and my ex was thrusting up into my chest while I pushed my boobs together.

Yea, ever get your finger licked and it sends a shock down to your genitals?
Well, it's kinda like that only your crotch starts to wet itself because it wants to be thrusted in too.

I liked it, I was afraid I liked it more then he did. Because I was self conscious about my boobs and was afraid they were too small to feel good for him. He'd finish his job on them, so I assume he liked it too. But I'm sure bigger breasts are much nicer.

Gotcha, so it's more the teasing aspect of it that is appealing, like rubbing the shaft along the outside of the vagina, as opposed to any actual textile sensation. In other words, like most things with women in sex, it's more mental than physical.

As someone with smaller breasts, did you ever get confortable with them in terms of your partner's happiness with them, or were you self-conscious about them till the end? If you ever did, was it something he specifically said, or did it just kinda not matter as much once you'd been together long enough. I'm curious because I have dated some girls that had somewhat small chests for their body types, (5'10 and a b, as previously stated) and they often had a hard time with coming to terms with the idea that I liked them just fine, not matter how much I played with them or anything. I think some of them just thought I was doing it to make them feel better, and just patronizing them.