Transformers 2 Revenge of the Fallen

Awesome. I came home happy from the movie theater. I actually didn't expect the matrix to even appeared in the film. I was surprised they brought that into play. Also, the actions scenes were awesome. Who didn't cheer when Megatron killed Optimus? That part was awesome. Also, they didn't destroy Starscream's character which is nice to see.

Cons:

- Way to many fucking humans again.
- Horrible childish humor. Seeing Wheelie humping someone is NOT funny.
- Devastator and the Constructicons didn't get more time

Also, here's a list of every transformer that got less screen time than Megan Fox's useless character who doesn't bring anything good to the movie:

Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Ratchet, Jetfire, Arcee, Mudflap and Skids, Sideswipe, Jolt, Wheelie, Megatron, Starscream, Soundwave, Ravage, Demolishor, Sideways, Grindor, Scorponok, Devastator, Scevenger, Hightower, Long Haul, Mixmaster, Rampage, Scrapper, and Overload.

Horrible.

- Yeah there was too much Megan Fox. I started ranting about it when I came home, then my younger brother was all in my face saying, "WTF are you retarded?! She's hot!!!" COME ON! It's Transformers, it's about robots beating the shit out of one another. If she was in another normal movie then yeah I wouldn't mind seeing her but this is a Transformers movie, I expect to see robots killing each other and less of Megan's ass. Almost half of the theater was there just to see her and not for the actually Transformers film which pisses me off as a Transformers fan.

- The childish humor got annoying. And the part where the mom got all crazy at the college was stupid.

- I wanted Soundwave to fight instead of sit his ass in space and spy on the world. Seriously, in the cartoon, he was kickass. He just seems kinda lazy here in the film.

It was good. I felt the action this time was really awesome, there was just so much this time...now just wait for someone to take a high quality version and edit out every useless moment with humans doing something stupid like standing there or talking about some random nonsense.

I got all excited when I saw the helicopter because I thought "Yay Blackout is not dead." Then I found out it was some lame repaint model named Grindor, I'm happy he got his face ripped in half.

So yeah, Optimus Prime wasn't some f*cken pussy this time. He actually kicked ass. I mean he was doing pretty damn well in the 3 v 1 and wasn't being Megatron's bitch until like the last 5 seconds before he gets stabbed through the chest. Nice to see more robot interaction this time like the squabbles between Megatron and Starscream.

STILL FUCKEN MEGAN FOX DOES NOT NEED THAT MUCH SCREEN TIME! She gets screen time even when it's not a good moment. FUCK YOU and get in line bitch, don't cut in front of other people's airtime, esp when it's the robots' turn. Bitch is shown when the all concentration should be on the fight. Same goes with the rest of the civilians.

Overall though it was good and I can't wait to see the 3rd movie in 2012. I mean I don't care what the critics say, fuck them. They whine about how it's too loud and blowing out their eardrums. Dude the movie is just an opportunity to be juvenile and just enjoy watching big robots beat the living crap out of each other.

P.S. Also did anybody get gasps in their theater when people found out the motorcycles where fembots? I got this giant wave of confused and shocked sounds from the people in my theater.

Wow the movie was amazing excluding the lovey-dovey moments. Optimus 3 vs 1 fight was awesome. I'll be rooting for the Decepticons to destroy the humans for the next movie because they're taking away the time which could be used for the Autobots and the Decepticons kicking the hell out of each other. C'mon the lovey dovey scene kinda irks me, I come for the the Transformers, not some love story. Rachet and Iron hide ended up becoming some background character and they give Rachet like two or three words of dialogue! Also rather than that Mudflap and Mudkip Autobots I prefer if they put Sideswipe and Sunstreaker as a twin/brother pairings in the movie.

Give me more fight Bay!

Wow I was very impressed with the sequel a lot. The fight scenes were more awesome than the first one especially the Optimus 3 vs 1 fight scene. I was really annoyed at how much screen time Megan Fox was getting, we weren't here to see her T&A we were here to see the Autobots vs the Decepticons dammit. I was also sad that Soundwave was in space up there as a Satellite and not down there fighting, also did anyone noticed that when Bumblebee jumped in the air to attack Rampage he did (from what I was shocked to see) a vertical spinzaku on him? When I saw that, I stood up in the theater clapping and cheering. The only other thing I was annoyed with in the movie was all the sexual jokes, cause in all honesty they weren't the least bit funny to me. I did also notice that the cycles were females too when they started to speak which was very weird. This movie was definitely awesome and a must see for all Transformer fans, now I await for the 3rd movie (which is scheduled for 2012) and hope Michael Bay decides to go with his idea and introduce Unicron.