Translations are fun too.

I purchased a Motherboard tester in a back alley computer store [level 4 or 3 of Patnip (I remember that because it's similar to the word catnip.) electronics centre] and started reading the English text on the back [underneath a buttload of Chinese]. What is typed below is what is written on the back. Not one mistake in my typing of it, and yes it really does say "Copyright 2010".

Patented product, Trust ensure.

The number of Chinese patent: 01224987.4 The number certificate: 513427
Since our company has designed originally the first PC Analyzer that it does no harm to the device while inserting in ISA slot wrongly or rightabout, Our company has unceasingly improved our new technique, new technics and product process. A series of new product with extra function has been in market. It is most users' favour all over the world such as US, UK, Germany, France and so on. At the same time much fake has been in market. In order to keep you from loss, the feature of fake that can be offered as follows: 1, "[Chinese characters]: 11223987.3" on the card. 2, "[More Chinese characters]: 01224988.3" on the card. 3, "[Chinese...] 02125087.5" on the card. (It is biology organic compound's. patent number) Advert: The fakers will cheat customers continually by changing patent number when the feature as front is exposed. Welcome to report an offence to state organs and our company.
Copyright 2010 All Rights Reserved

I then ran it through Microsoft Word 2007 (12.0.4518.1014). The only changes it gave me grammatically and spelling-wise are as follows. I will bracket the changed part "Patented product, Trust (ensures)." - "(t)he number certificate:" - "right( )about" - "new techniques (was new technics)" - "Our (C)ompany" - "(and )France".

Evidently, it still seems so very wrong. So as a nice time waster for whoever feels like exercising their underused brain.

I'll get right to fixing it as soon as I get bored playing kriegspiel in my mind. I don't know which would be more difficult, actually.

Lulz. It's not too hard, but time consuming. It makes sense in a vague way, but just isn't written well at all.

Why don't ya give me a pic of those words and i'll translate it for ya since chinese and mandarin is my first language anyway...

Oh shit, Skyler's useful!

xD I'm only playing with you, man.

lol dude my expertise is already at Fakku!'s member's disposal since i join in the forums lol...

I'll keep that in mind. ;o

yeah and you'll see how 'useful' i am...

Silence, slave. You have work to do.

OMG yes sir.... *heads down*

xD And don't forget Louise, Shana, and Evangeline when you're getting my tsundere lolis.

Wakarimashta danna sama....(walks off to do his work)

o_o I didn't understand any of that. Except for sama.

Watch soul eater then u'll understand danna's meaning and also Wakarimashta is understand ring any bells ?

I don't watch Soul Eater. I read Soul Eater. Lol.

Damnit Noutakun, don't make me break into your house to free the lolis again!

I have Saito and Negi guarding my loli stash. ;o

Counter it with Louise and Asuna !!!

I already HAVE Louise. And Asuna can't stand against Saito.

Actually I think I'd just have to go borrow Rider for a moment to deal with those two, I don't think they'd know how to deal with the situation.