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Hibia · 2008-05-14T21:07:20+00:00

I purchased a Motherboard tester in a back alley computer store [level 4 or 3 of Patnip (I remember that because it's similar to the word catnip.) electronics centre] and started reading the English text on the back [underneath a buttload of Chinese]. What is typed below is what is written on the back. Not one mistake in my typing of it, and yes it really does say "Copyright 2010". Patented product, Trust ensure. The number of Chinese patent: 01224987.4 The number certificate: 513427 Since our company has designed originally the first PC Analyzer that it does no harm to the device while inserting in ISA slot wrongly or rightabout, Our company has unceasingly improved our new technique, new technics and product process. A series of new product with extra function has been in market. It is most users' favour all over the world such as US, UK, Germany, France and so on. At the same time much fake has been in market. In order to keep you from loss, the feature of fake that can be offered as follows: 1, "[Chinese characters]: 11223987.3" on the card. 2, "[More Chinese characters]: 01224988.3" on the card. 3, "[Chinese...] 02125087.5" on the card. (It is biology organic compound's. patent number) Advert: The fakers will cheat customers continually by changing patent number when the feature as front is exposed. Welcome to report an offence to state organs and our company. Copyright 2010 All Rights Reserved I then ran it through Microsoft Word 2007 (12.0.4518.1014). The only changes it gave me grammatically and spelling-wise are as follows. I will bracket the changed part "Patented product, Trust (ensures)." - "(t)he number certificate:" - "right( )about" - "new techniques (was new technics)" - "Our (C)ompany" - "(and )France". Evidently, it still seems so very wrong. So as a nice time waster for whoever feels like exercising their underused brain.

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Hibia

16 years ago

What the fuck did this thread turn into.

Skyler998

16 years ago

Hibia wrote...

What the fuck did this thread turn into.

anyway Hibia i am serious about translating for you...

Noutakun

16 years ago

Hibia wrote...

What the fuck did this thread turn into.

QUICK JOIN MY SIDE.

Hibia

16 years ago

Noutakun wrote...

Hibia wrote...

What the fuck did this thread turn into.

QUICK JOIN MY SIDE.

Sides? I'm on the left. Totally.

skyler wrote...

anyway Hibia i am serious about translating for you...

Next time I wake up, I'll take a picture or scan it. Until then, I'm too tired.

expletivedeleted

16 years ago

This is what happens when a thread is posted in a forum titled "Random". What did you expect?

Noutakun

16 years ago

Hibia wrote...

Noutakun wrote...

Hibia wrote...

What the fuck did this thread turn into.

QUICK JOIN MY SIDE.

Sides? I'm on the left. Totally.

Sweet, I'm on the left.

Let the 2-D Loli Tsundere war of Pong begin!

Ramsus

16 years ago

Noutakun wrote...

Hibia wrote...

Noutakun wrote...

Hibia wrote...

What the fuck did this thread turn into.

QUICK JOIN MY SIDE.

Sides? I'm on the left. Totally.

Sweet, I'm on the left.

Let the 2-D Loli Tsundere war of Pong begin!

You're on the left? I thought I was on the left. Wait...your left or my left? Pong?...I thought we were playing checkers.

Noutakun

16 years ago

Ramsus wrote...

Noutakun wrote...

Hibia wrote...

Noutakun wrote...

Hibia wrote...

What the fuck did this thread turn into.

QUICK JOIN MY SIDE.

Sides? I'm on the left. Totally.

Sweet, I'm on the left.

Let the 2-D Loli Tsundere war of Pong begin!

You're on the left? I thought I was on the left. Wait...your left or my left? Pong?...I thought we were playing checkers.

No checkers. Checkers is Racist. Black always goes last.

This is pong. I'm west. You're east...

Skyler's north.

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