What did you learn today?

I learned of the absolute worst soda I have ever had.

It's not brand name, but it's not great value brand either
It was just called "GRAPE" and a bought me a six pack because I wanted some grape soda but the Fanta was not on sale. I figured a brand this generic can't be that bad right?

I was wrong. That soda is okay going down, but the aftertaste is awful. It tastes worse than grape fanta that has gone flat... Speaking of flat, I open the can, there is the Kssskt, and the first two sips were fizzy.
The rest were flat. Have you ever had a freshly opened can of soda go flat in less than 20 seconds?

After that it was undrinkable and I almost threw up. Dared my friends to try it with simmilar results.

you never get to old for Disney movies.

That a 128 pound woman can successfully carry 85 pound guitar amp half a mile up the street with zero assistance.

I'm Super Duper High School Lucky Student.

[color=#993300]My love lacks a camera, now I can't see their face (I'm gonna keep their picture on my phone, gonna go all stalky creepy o3o)

Business casual is just another term for jeans and t-shirts. :( I hate going overdressed, especially when I don't dress up regularly.

[color=#993300]That I'm not the only one in a crazy LDR, good to have pals.

That and I love you possibly too much

That my bounds of nausea and puking maybe because of the sun and my seizures. Dem shiny lights. May need sunglasses.

That the bad smell that was coming out of my fridge was coming from a can of soup i pushed to the back and forgot about.

[color=#993300]Ive can easily pass for practically any South Eas Asian race

that this thread makes me think way to hard about what i did with myself today.

Jellyfish can fuck you up.

I learnt that waking up is a bad idea, it means leaving my bed. My warm comfy bed.

I learn this everyday and forget the next.

[color=#993300]Cracking down Glycolysis to the step-by-step molecular level

I learned that my brother is agnostic. I had my suspicions, but I wasn't sure if he was 100% religious, or in the middle. My dad is Atheist, my mom Christian, while I'm a Pantheist.

That no matter how optimistic or prepared you are, Murphy's Law will still own your ass the moment you drop your guard.

I got the name of a song wrong for over five years.

That Maths (Accounting/Statistics in my case) is simple once you know how to do things.

I learned what shiny mud balls are

Don't play Basketball without realizing that you have chores to do at home.